Philo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Mario to Buddy: "I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 As of a minute ago (I'm sure it's all different now). stevestojan 70 NickelCity 64 DC Tom 64 The Wiz 58 JÂy RÛßeÒ 47 That's awfully sad since I'm only here to watch everyone else freak out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpkev31b Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I keep expecting to read "He's signed!!! Link here!" and the link goes to the Peter Pan website I already did that you missed it because they deleted my reply instantly.. / sadface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 In my defense, I have no access to the shoutbox. OK fine, I'm just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/mario-williams-contract-with-nfl-buffalo-bills-031512 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMWR100RT Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I need to get in on this thread, seeing as I haven't got anything done the last two days of work. Thanks all for making me laugh. The Bills family puts the fun in disFUNctional. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 The humor in this thread has really died off. So, here goes. Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. Bartender asks "hey pirate, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" Pirate says "arrrrgh, and its drivin' me nuts." Shoulda quit after the coffee freezer joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastRochBillsfan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Did anyone correct his spelling? I assume you would have if you knew how to spell it too? Posting just to be part of this epic thread. That made me laugh. I haven't posted since page 18. It's gotten more out of control than I could ever have imagined. Had to skip like pages 30 to 120. Has anyone here read EVERY single post?? Thats just crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I know this response will get losed in this thread but my wife and I were in a bar a few years ago. A guy tells us this joke and when he gets to the punch line he pulls up his sleeve and has a tattoo of a pirate with a wheel in his pants. Now that's committment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Yep I'm thinking close to that. 7yr $110 mil, 50 guaranteed. Damn that's franchise QB money. 7 /120/65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Its noon, Mario is holding out for another lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I assume you would have if you knew how to spell it too? That made me laugh. I haven't posted since page 18. It's gotten more out of control than I could ever have imagined. Had to skip like pages 30 to 120. Has anyone here read EVERY single post?? Thats just crazy. Uhh...No. Of course not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Everyone try this: Type: Bills sign Mario Williams !!! Wow - that feels awesome!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 If Mario Williams signs with the Bills, I will _____ in my _____. Go. Mine is dance naked/front yard, but that's not unusual for a Thursday night. If Mario Williams signs with the Bills, I will DRINK in my OFFICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Everyone try this: Type: Bills sign Mario Williams !!! Wow - that feels awesome!!!! If that feels awesome, wait till you get your hands on some titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Uh oh.....Bud Adams reportedly flying to Buffalo. http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-football/17815447/titans-owner-bu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I assume you would have if you knew how to spell it too? That made me laugh. I haven't posted since page 18. It's gotten more out of control than I could ever have imagined. Had to skip like pages 30 to 120. Has anyone here read EVERY single post?? Thats just crazy. Every. Single. Post. Lets Go Buffalo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyville Guy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Been listening to WGR this morning, and it's pretty interesting. They just commented that Bills fans won't care how much he is paid as long as he gets a lot of sex. I mean, I know his fiancee is in town, but was this really necessary. Do you guys really care if he gets a lot of sex? A top draft pick like Mario is expected to have a lot of sex. His sex were down a bit last year, but that was due to injury. For the kind of money we're talking about, hell yes I demand sex. Lots and lots of sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Has anyone broken out the haiku's yet? Super Mario Ground up and in the freezer If he does not sign Edited March 15, 2012 by kegtapr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Just sign already! Haven't even had breakfast yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 19-0 baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I am sure someone already posted this, but just in case: D. Florence just tweeted that he spoke with Schobel who is considering coming out of retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Uh oh.....Bud Adams reportedly flying to Buffalo. http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-football/17815447/titans-owner-bu Not the least bit funny. Can't believe I fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Its noon, Mario is holding out for another lunch. You know what's weird? Out of all the posters on this board, I look at your avatar and immediately think that's really you. Then I remember it's an avatar. No idea why. By the way, for all you weirdos who keep checking my profile, I'm not a cute blonde from Virginia who's covered in tattoos and loves Shai Hulud. Apparently I'm more of an attention whore than Mario Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Has anyone broken out the haiku's yet? Super Mario Ground up and in the freezer If he does not sign Bravo! The humor is back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 it's a new day baby..... no more red headed step child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Uh oh.....Bud Adams reportedly flying to Buffalo. http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-football/17815447/titans-owner-bu DAMMIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Speaking of Gale Gilbert, isn't he the only one to go to 5 straight SB's? San Diego after the Bills' 4th. And lose all of them to boot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Please let this deal get done soon. Mario, Dareus, and Kyle W lining up next to each other on the same line is down right scary! Im even content with Kelsay playing the other DE he may, there is also merriman. there is a de taken in the 2nd that will push that spot as well. that position will need to be replaced in the next few years. Kelsay has a few years left and merriman can barely get out of bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Whitney Houston/bathtub Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan960 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/mario-williams-contract-with-nfl-buffalo-bills-031512 FOX Sports reporting it will be DONE!!! Edited March 15, 2012 by Beerball clarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 This is getting strange... Bud running interference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Speaking of Gale Gilbert, isn't he the only one to go to 5 straight SB's? San Diego after the Bills' 4th. And lose all of them to boot! Think I read that somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Uh oh.....Bud Adams reportedly flying to Buffalo. http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-football/17815447/titans-owner-bu you son of a ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEBuffaloBillsFan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 If Mario Williams signs with the Bills, I will _____ in my _____. Go. Mine is dance naked/front yard, but that's not unusual for a Thursday night. Look like Brady down a slide / cubicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Winner put coffee/freezer would have been decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBeck/cuba Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 per NFL network Mario is inquiring about real estate in Buffalo getting close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Uh oh.....Bud Adams reportedly flying to Buffalo. http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-football/17815447/titans-owner-bu you son of a...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/mario-williams-contract-with-nfl-buffalo-bills-031512 FOX Sports reporting it will be DONE!!! Close to being done. Edited March 15, 2012 by Beerball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Look like Brady down a slide / cubicle Hahaha. I'm sorry, this is the new winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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