A Window into the Drought

[DanDrasticHill]

I wrote this short story in 2017 about the infamous Bills-Cowboys MNF game in 2007. At the time, the Bills had a new coach and general manager and were about to begin the season that would end the Drought. Less than a year later, they drafted Josh Allen. I like to think this recap purged my Drought demons. As I looked over some Bills news today, thinking about how different things are in 2022, I thought it would be fun to go back and read this story. I laughed. I cried. So I thought I would share it here. Go Bills!

 

It's been a long, long time.

It had already been a long time, ten years ago. So to be awarded a prime-time Monday Night Football slot seemed a good omen. I'd only ever been to one other Monday night game, a total dud during a blizzard back in 2000, the troubled times. This looked to be our chance to get on the big stage and show the NFL and the world that the Bills were back. A New Hope permeated the pregame atmosphere. I've seen a lot of big Bills games go sideways, but I believed this one would be different. It was October 8th, 2007. My birthday.

The RV lot, always a reliable indicator of Bills fans' expectations, had been full since Saturday morning. We felt our peculiar brand of hope resurgent that season. We even deluded ourselves that head coach Dick Jauron's temerity indicated a superior intellect, Trent Edwards' conservative passing was a sure sign of budding Tom Brady-esque greatness, and Beast Mode's many transgressions, sneaking his own booze into Chippewa clubs and running over Canadians, were just lovable trademarks of a cheeky scamp made of pure heart, guaranteed a 2,000-yard season.

There were warning signs. There always are. On the very first play of the regular season, reserve tight end Kevin Everett went head first on a tackle and didn't get up. He broke his neck. We didn't know that in the stands but we knew it was bad. Never before or after in my life have I heard the terrifying silence of 70,000 people. Medical professionals raced around him. Someone murmured Everett might be dead. A limp cheer arose as his prone body was strapped to a stretched and loaded into the ambulance*.

(*On a somewhat happier side note, I also attended the season finale that season, memorable only for the fact that Kevin Everett walked – incredibly, walked – onto the field at halftime. The quick thinking of the Bills' medical staff was credited with preventing permanent paralysis, or even death. The technology they used reportedly had been developed with the help of a grant from Ralph C. Wilson – the Bills' founder and Hall of Fame owner.)

Two losses later, in evil New England, starting quarterback JP Losman went down on a vicious hit from Vince Wilfork. Buffalo quarterbacks of this era had a knack for absorbing nasty and sometimes dirty career-ending hits without getting so much as a roughing penalty (Trent Edwards also had his brain melted the following year and was never the same). Wilfork may have been fined. Who cares.

Pre-brain melt Trent Edwards came in and gave us a reason to believe again. He'd looked good the week before, snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat for our first win of the season. Now, we were sure, on the big stage, he would prove his mettle. Joe and I discussed this in the parking lot while we tailgated. We were excited. There hadn't been many reasons to celebrate for us during the early '00s. The last really great game we'd seen together was in 2002 when the Bills trounced the Superbowl Champion Patriots in the home opener 31-0**.

(**To be a Bills fan is to learn to spot the warning signs. That victory, fun as it was, surely had been ill-gotten. The Bills signed Lawyer Milloy, long-time safety for the Pats, a few days before the game and presumably learned the entire New England game plan. It sure looked that way during the game, and even more so when the Pats destroyed us in the season finale with a bookend score, 31-0.)

We buzzed walking into the stadium. Monday Night! The electricity. The thrill of it all. Media everywhere. Fans jumping off tables into other tables lit on fire! Cover bands blaring horrible music while grandmas wearing awkwardly tight jeans bump and grind. We loaded up on $8 draft beers and descended to our seats, watching the players warm up. When we got there all of our excitement drained. Directly behind us stood two fully decked-out Cowboys fans. As any Bills fan would, we immediately realized that we now had another game on our hands. We had hoped to sit back and enjoy the game surrounded by like minds, but now we'd have to trash talk through the whole thing. They started it.

Loudmouth said, "You guys look like two kids who came downstairs on Christmas and found no presents under the tree." Wingman laughed at that and they high-fived while Joe and I rolled our eyes.

"We'll see who's laughing in ten minutes."

"Ooooooooh," they chortled and high-fived some more. They had some serious bromance happening.

Joe launched into a diatribe on Tony Romo, a soft spot for them. But the Cowboys fans were ready.

"Who's the best quarterback you guys ever had? Jim Kelly? He was no Aikman." Of course, Loudmouth went right to the Super Bowl era. The tortured ambivalence of every Bills fan as regards this era is well known. To speak the words W.R. in the Ralph is forbidden.

Wingman ran with it. "Aikman sure had his number. Man those years were so great. Not so great for you guys, though, huh???" They laughed, they hugged. Man love.

If you're a Bills fan you probably know not to get into a stats battle, you will surely lose. I've always despised Troy Aikman. I despise the Cowboys because of him. I love the Bills because of those years, my formative fan years when our worst enemy came from Dallas. I chose to ignore the Cowboys fans and point to the scoreboard.

And point I did. The Bills held the lead most of the game, something Loudmouth and Wingman weren't expecting. In fact, the Bills played a relatively fantastic game and were in control through three quarters. Now, as any Bills fan knows, that pretty much guarantees a Bills loss. But the Cowboys fans didn't know that and audibly debated packing it in after the 3rd quarter. We taunted them mercilessly but with tact. They had thrown down the gauntlet, and they knew they had to take it.

And they didn't have much to throw back at us. It seemed to be a night to be a Bills fan. At the end of the 3rd quarter, the score was 24-13. For most normal NFL teams that would be a safe lead to protect. But the usual cabal of Dick Jauron, the refs, and Jerry Jones would ensure that would not be the case this Monday night.

The Cowboys fans had learned to respect our squad. They saw their team – one they thought was pretty darn good – getting handled in three phases. They looked at the Bills and for the first time saw a really good team. Our relations improved as they acknowledged this, a backward way of apologizing for their initial brashness.

"That Trent Edwards," Loudmouth conceded, "He's actually pretty good. You guys found something there."

"Thanks, man," Joe answered diplomatically, "That's all we were trying to tell you! The Bills get no love in the media, but we've got a team!"

"They've definitely played great so far." Wingman sealed our fate with this statement.

Through a combination of bad calls, inept defense, and sloppy play, the Cowboys chipped away at the lead. A field goal, then a touchdown, then a missed two-point conversion. The Bills' defense inexplicably went into the infamous Prevent defense and stayed with it as the Cowboys mounted the comeback. Dick Jauron went catatonic, near a stroke and unable to carry on. The refs seemed to be in on it too, extending Dallas drives with phantom penalties on the Bills and real penalties for the 'Boys uncalled.

I'm not one to ever blame the refs. But I have to be honest. I've seen some strange things in my many years as a fan and season ticket holder. I imagine everyone gets their fair share of bad calls, but somehow the Bills seem to only get those bad calls with the game on the line. I'm not going to argue here for the trajectory of the ball in 1999 (no need to argue, it was a forward pass), or the skate in the crease, or the many other horrors perpetuated on long-suffering Buffalo fans by refs. Suffice it to say the Cowboys fans, Loudmouth and Wingman, were the ones who pointed it out.

After one phantom flag on a long third down, Loudmouth shook his head and said, "Damn, man, that was a really bad call." The many unlawful steps of the comeback tempered their enthusiasm.

There was our defense, of course, too. Joe and I were beside ourselves, screaming at a brittle Dick Jauron standing twenty feet away to stop playing the Prevent D. Our corners played twenty or thirty yards off the line when Dallas only needed about the same to get into field goal range. To say it was mind-boggling insults the expression. This was absolute and undeniable Treason. We screamed, we gnashed our teeth, we jumped up and down. Corpse gray Dick Jauron just shuffled along with that permanently vacant expression on his face***.

(***When we hired Jauron someone made a song about him for a local radio station. The melancholy but predictable melody – which just repeated his name endlessly – may have expressed an understanding of Dick Jauron truly profound, prophetic and unmatched to this day. How could something be so vanilla and yet so awful at the same time? Never play not to lose, kids. If you play, play to win.)

Loudmouth and Wingman, already quieted by the bad calls and uneasy momentum swing, were similarly bemused. Joe and I would shout, stop running Prevent! And they would agree. "Yeah man, why are they running that garbage? They dominated us for three quarters running the base D. Why would they switch to Prevent? This is awful!"

This is how bad it really is. You can't even come to the Bills stadium as an opposing fan and enjoy giving us a beating. Because it's not enjoyable to beat someone who isn't trying, or has forgotten how to try, or is held down by the man, or just gives up out of sheer boredom. That's not inspiring. It's not even entertaining. It's the look on Dick Jauron's face. It's so meh that it can't even be meh. There is no word for this utter lack of spark.

We all felt it. After another egregious penalty, Wingman grew serious. I heard him whisper, to no one in particular, "Man...these guys are getting jobbed."

"Yeah, they really are." Even Loudmouth had grown wistful. They took no joy in it.

On the final drive, the Bills still held the lead, but we all knew what was coming. Tony Romo easily threw a couple of sideline passes, moving the chains while the Bills defenders stood forty yards down the field in the end zone. Did they not realize they were only down by two? Did Jauron somehow run the numbers and come up with something else? We'll never know.

What we do know is that as time ran out, the Cowboys kicked a long 53-yard field goal for the win. The refs weirdly started the clock running with two seconds left so the kick was difficult to execute. To Dallas' credit, they pulled it off. Joe and I sat down for the first time.

Our Cowboys fans, Loudmouth and Wingman, didn't gloat. I'm not sure they were even happy. They sat with us in contemplation. Loudmouth, no longer loud, said, "Man, you guys really should've won that game."

"We know."

They had become Bills fans, no longer able to enjoy the sport in a conventional sense. They seemed worried about us, as if we might not pull through after this one. Because, how could we?

"To say you guys got robbed isn't even enough. It's like, we had no business winning that game."

"We know." Joe shrugged.

"It's my birthday," I said.

They each planted a hand on my shoulder with genuine compassion. Loudmouth bowed his head and said with all sincerity, "I'm so sorry, man."

I've been to all the classic Bills letdowns over the past twenty years. That Jacksonville opener, I was there. The Pittsburgh game, when all we had to do was win to finally (this was 2005) make the playoffs and got trounced by their backups? I was there. Every New England game. During this era we sometimes went to a very dark place, joking that a move to Toronto might not be so bad.

On October 8th, 2014, my birthday, the NFL approved the sale of the Bills to Terry and Kim Pegula, owners of the Buffalo Sabres. We've continued as the meh of the NFL. The playoff drought continues, the last playoff win happened in 1995. I no longer have season tickets. I don't follow every player movement and create my own depth chart, optimized based on my observations. I don't see the good in players and ignore the seeds of failure. I can't claim to be a cynic, only uninformed.

Back in 2002, after the Bills trounced the Patriots in the opener, Joe and I, along with our buddy Gunther, played a Pats, Jets, and Dolphins fan in a game of three-on-three tackle football in the parking lot. We were on a high, but the game was brutal. Each side delivered some punishing shots, but it never escalated to blows. Good sportsmen around, we'd only pat each other on the back and say, "Nice play."

It came down to the final play – the Pats fan's ride had to leave. With a knotted score, we needed a big play for the win. Joe and Gunther streaked and I heaved a deep arching pass to Joe's outside shoulder. With coverage tight, Joe had to earn the ball. He went up, fought for it, and came down in a heap with the Jets fan and Dolphins fan piling on. I knew it was all good when Joe sprung up and held the pigskin in the air before a celebratory spike. I ran down the field and we call came together and shook hands, covered in dirt and sweat, blood and bruises. There were no harsh words, we all wished each other the best and moved on with our lives.

There have been plenty of times when I've seen us fans at our worst, to be sure. But times like these make me happy to have been a citizen of the NFL. And maybe now, 20 years removed from a playoff spot, the Bills are the beloved underdog. And that makes them America's team. So this is our year.

Go Bills!

August 26, 2017

[corta765]

I think I am still stuck on the part where he mentioned beers were only $8 lol

[DallasMac]

Surprised you didn't mention that he kicked the gw field goal twice.  Juaron called timeout just before the first kick that went in.  I remember thinking there was no way he'd make it twice.  Wrong

[mushypeaches]

I actively try to forget how soul-sucking the Jauron era truly was.  

 

Pretty sure that I literally was rooting for him to get fired from the moment he was announced to replace Mularkey (who was no prize either)

[MJS]

That was all I knew as a fan. Any Bills fan under 35 is probably in a pretty similar boat. Glad we finally have a good team to root for.

[RoyBatty is alive]

11 minutes ago, mushypeaches said:

I actively try to forget how soul-sucking the Jauron era truly was.  

 

Pretty sure that I literally was rooting for him to get fired from the moment he was announced to replace Mularkey (who was no prize either)

The worst of the drought for me was to hear Jauron drone on and on after every loss, listening to dead man walking, the crypt keeper.  To his credit, his roster was a joke and to manage to go 7-9 was pretty remarkable, imo.  He kept the Bills close in remarkably boring games.  

[corta765]

47 minutes ago, mushypeaches said:

I actively try to forget how soul-sucking the Jauron era truly was.  

 

Pretty sure that I literally was rooting for him to get fired from the moment he was announced to replace Mularkey (who was no prize either)

 

I think it was Prescott Rossi's down and drought series that said the drought truly took form with Jauron and I couldn't agree more. It started the trends of "in the hunt", "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory", and under Jauron we got to witness some of most soul crushing losses in team history:

 

07 Pats 56-10

07 Cowboys MNF

08 Browns Wide Right

08 49ers loss (look at the stats in this one on how bad we outgained SF, ooo boy)

09 Pats McKelvin

09 Browns 6-3

 

I mean those are 6 games in a 3 year period which if you attended you deserve paid therapy by the Bills for. 2006 to 2011 was just such a god awful time of irrelevance and lack of talent. Sure in 2012 they failed expectations but at least you could start the see the needle slowly move up with talent and signing Mario was a big boost to the fans moral.

[Logic]

1 hour ago, corta765 said:

 

I think it was Prescott Rossi's down and drought series that said the drought truly took form with Jauron and I couldn't agree more. It started the trends of "in the hunt", "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory", and under Jauron we got to witness some of most soul crushing losses in team history:

 

07 Pats 56-10

07 Cowboys MNF

08 Browns Wide Right

08 49ers loss (look at the stats in this one on how bad we outgained SF, ooo boy)

09 Pats McKelvin

09 Browns 6-3

 

I mean those are 6 games in a 3 year period which if you attended you deserve paid therapy by the Bills for. 2006 to 2011 was just such a god awful time of irrelevance and lack of talent. Sure in 2012 they failed expectations but at least you could start the see the needle slowly move up with talent and signing Mario was a big boost to the fans moral.

I actually attended four of these gams. Ugh.

I had season tickets from 2007 to 2011. Talk about total crap-o-rama. Sheesh.

I remember the day Jauron was given a contract extension. The Bills were 1-7 at the time.  I don't know that I ever felt lower as a Bills fan.

The Pats game was the most miserable overall, but the Cowboys game was BY FAR the most painful. An all-timer.

Edited July 6, 2022 by Logic

[TheCockSportif]

I admit that I didn't read the whole thing, but I was curious, so I started to read.

 

Thank goodness that times have changed is all I can say.

 

Here are the QBs that started for this team since I (remember) watching in the 1970s, my family being from Buffalo after having emigrated from eastern Europe in the late 1800s.  In no specific order:

• Fergie
• Joe Dufek
• Gary Marangi
• Ferragamo
• Bruce Mathison (sp?)
• Kelly (alongside a cast of others that I forget)
• Legend Frank Reich
• Flutie
• The Robosackmaster (Rob Johnson)
• Todd Collins
• The guy who didn't read the playbook (or maybe he didn't start, but tried to finish, but regardless)
• Alex Van Pelt
• Drew Bledsoe
• Losman
• Kelly Holcomb
• Trentative
• Fitz
• Travis Brown (that's his name, right?)
• Brian Brohm (maybe I'm wrong, but ***** it, don't care, too old, too long ago)
• Manuel (barfing out loud)
• Tyrod Taylor
• Barkley
• Allen
• Tad Lewis
• Orton

I'm sure that I've left some out, because when you have a formerly moribund franchise -- you tend to forget the ***** that isn't right.  You watch the games, and you kinda *blah* most of the time.

 

Plus the FO was ***** for most of my life.  So, yeah, it's a partnership between ownership, the FO (GM in particular), HC, and QB.  For most of my life that wasn't a thing.  Glad that it's a thing now, and here's to hoping for 2022-2023.

[Shaw66]

I like it.  Nice job.   An interesting perspective on one of the most memorable games in Bills' history, and on the drought.   Interesting that it was written just as the new era was beginning.   

 

Thanks for posting it. 

[BADOLBILZ]

54 minutes ago, Logic said:

I actually attended four of these gams. Ugh.

I had season tickets from 2007 to 2011. Talk about total crap-o-rama. Sheesh.

I remember the day Jauron was given a contract extension. The Bills were 1-7 at the time.  I don't know that I ever felt lower as a Bills fan.

The Pats game was the most miserable overall, but the Cowboys game was BY FAR the most painful. An all-timer.

 

 

You can sum up the difference between your perspective and mine by the fact that the lowest point of my Bills fandom was when they HIRED Dick Jauron.

 

I knew EXACTLY what was coming...........I didn't need to see him bottom out in his Bills gear to realize there would be no hope at all until he was gone. 

 

Even if he wasn't tragically given full control over personnel,  the psychological impact of his tenure alone was going to take years for the locker room to overcome.

 

But the end of the Cowboys game was the most bemused I have ever been in the hole that Ralph dug.    The height of Jauron's comic genius.

[Logic]

12 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said:

 

 

You can sum up the difference between your perspective and mine by the fact that the lowest point of my Bills fandom was when they HIRED Dick Jauron.

 

I knew EXACTLY what was coming...........I didn't need to see him bottom out in his Bills gear to realize there would be no hope at all until he was gone. 

 

Even if he wasn't tragically given full control over personnel,  the psychological impact of his tenure alone was going to take years for the locker room to overcome.

 

But the end of the Cowboys game was the most bemused I have ever been in the hole that Ralph dug.    The height of Jauron's comic genius.

Optimism and hope and a willingness to give a new coaching hire a chance 

- vs -

Pessimism and a lack of willingness to give a new coaching hire a chance because you already "knew EXACTLY what was coming".

That does, indeed, sum up our differing perspectives quite well.

[BADOLBILZ]

2 hours ago, Logic said:

Optimism and hope and a willingness to give a new coaching hire a chance 

- vs -

Pessimism and a lack of willingness to give a new coaching hire a chance because you already "knew EXACTLY what was coming".

That does, indeed, sum up our differing perspectives quite well.

 

 

Yes, that's exactly the way you want to feel about it. 

 

My perspective is much simpler........you feel before you think.

 

Your screen name reflects a hilarious insecurity about your emotion-first nature.    

 

I picture you defending that zombie Jauron fervently for 2 and a half years on BBMB and then.........

 

[Dablitzkrieg]

Close the window.

[Logic]

33 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said:

 

 

Yes, that's exactly the way you want to feel about it. 

 

My perspective is much simpler........you feel before you think.

 

Your screen name reflects a hilarious insecurity about your emotion-first nature.    

 

I picture you defending that zombie Jauron fervently for 2 and a half years on BBMB and then.........

 

 

My perspective on you is simple as well: you’re a glass half empty guy and a know-it-all who always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. As far as you’re concerned, the next time you’re wrong will be the first.

 

Your constant belittling of other posters and arrogant smiling emojis reflect a total inability to converse with others without constantly trying to make them feel small and inferior, which I suspect has more than a little do with YOUR insecurities. 

 

Have a nice night, BADOL. 

 

 

[ControllerOfPlanetX]

 

close the door Joshua, let death pass…

[JerseyBills]

The Dick Jauron era - the definition of mediocre. 

[Mikie2times]

Correct me if I'm wrong, didn't they score late, then get an onside kick recovery, which then allowed for the FG?

 

Good read either way. 

 

It is incredible to think of the ways this team has lost games. "Just give it to um" somehow was worse than this in my mind. Many of us remember exactly where we were for certain games. Like it was Pearl Harbor or something. I remember feeling the pain of this Monday night game, but just some pain, perhaps by then I had become numb with BTSD. As far as "Just give it to um", I can remember what I was wearing, everything, like yesterday. Remember the catch Moulds made in that game to the house? Yup....    

[May Day 10]

I remember a Patriots game the bills were hoping to compete in.  Randy Moss caught a long ball out of bounds that the official said was complete. 

 

After pondering way too long,much longer than needed, jauron "threw" the red flag to challenge.  By "threw", I mean barely moving,  dropping it next to/behind his foot.   Nobody saw it and the Patriots got the next play off.  It's no wonder the bills folded.  

[Chandler#81]

LAMP!

[CSBill]

18 hours ago, mushypeaches said:

I actively try to forget how soul-sucking the Jauron era truly was.  

 

Pretty sure that I literally was rooting for him to get fired from the moment he was announced to replace Mularkey (who was no prize either)

 

Well, you know, "It's hard to win in the NFL."

[corta765]

16 hours ago, Logic said:

I had season tickets from 2007 to 2011. Talk about total crap-o-rama. Sheesh.

 

IDK if there was a worse time to have seasons between awful losses and just the team not being remotely competitive.

 

At least you got the Pats and Raiders wins in 2011 to see

[TheFunPolice]

Jauron's brand of football was to take the mediocre roster he had and scheme up a plan where literally nothing happened. That way, you're a play or two from stealing a W. 

 

Sort of like how some NHL teams grab, hold, and don't let any actual hockey occur. Keep the score 1-0 or 1-1, get to OT, then see what happens. Maybe you get a bounce or a call. 

 

Oddly, he did have a certain degree of "success" going 7-9 repeatedly with those rosters. If anything, Jauron proved that you can kill the game of football the same way teams like Devils killed the game of hockey with their style of play. 

 

I think that's why Gailey and Fitz were so popular. They played the game at least. Neither was great, but it looked like football again and the team attempted to have an actual offense and the QB would chuck it up and let the chips fall where they may. 

Edited July 7, 2022 by TheFunPolice

[fergie's ire]

16 hours ago, TheCockSportif said:

I admit that I didn't read the whole thing, but I was curious, so I started to read.

 

Thank goodness that times have changed is all I can say.

 

Here are the QBs that started for this team since I (remember) watching in the 1970s, my family being from Buffalo after having emigrated from eastern Europe in the late 1800s.  In no specific order:

• Fergie
• Joe Dufek
• Gary Marangi
• Ferragamo
• Bruce Mathison (sp?)
• Kelly (alongside a cast of others that I forget)
• Legend Frank Reich
• Flutie
• The Robosackmaster (Rob Johnson)
• Todd Collins
• The guy who didn't read the playbook (or maybe he didn't start, but tried to finish, but regardless)
• Alex Van Pelt
• Drew Bledsoe
• Losman
• Kelly Holcomb
• Trentative
• Fitz
• Travis Brown (that's his name, right?)
• Brian Brohm (maybe I'm wrong, but ***** it, don't care, too old, too long ago)
• Manuel (barfing out loud)
• Tyrod Taylor
• Barkley
• Allen
• Tad Lewis
• Orton

I'm sure that I've left some out, because when you have a formerly moribund franchise -- you tend to forget the ***** that isn't right.  You watch the games, and you kinda *blah* most of the time.

 

Plus the FO was ***** for most of my life.  So, yeah, it's a partnership between ownership, the FO (GM in particular), HC, and QB.  For most of my life that wasn't a thing.  Glad that it's a thing now, and here's to hoping for 2022-2023.

 

Looks like maybe Tuel Time was erased from your memory.

 

 

[TC in St. Louis]

There have been so many heartbreaking moments in the history of this team.  We don't stop watching.  We're a simple, yet complicated group.  

 

By the way, I don't know that I've accepted that the drought ended when Cinci pulled that miracle in Baltimore.  We weren't really a playoff team yet.  We got lucky.  The drought should have been 19 years.  I remember sitting on the couch with my wife and kid, watching Cinci line up for that play on 4th down, and saying "Well, it was a good season, and that's that."  Then the miracle happened and we were stunned.  Like all of us, I was very emotional watching the team in the locker room at the moment they made the playoffs.  That was a great moment, but it came a bit too soon.  

[WhoTom]

16 hours ago, Logic said:

I remember the day Jauron was given a contract extension. The Bills were 1-7 at the time.  I don't know that I ever felt lower as a Bills fan.

 

I remember Ralph or Marv saying the extension was "for the sake of continuity." I thought, why would we want to continue sucking?

 

 

 

[corta765]

33 minutes ago, TheFunPolice said:

Jauron's brand of football was to take the mediocre roster he had and scheme up a plan where literally nothing happened. That way, you're a play or two from stealing a W. 

 

Sort of like how some NHL teams grab, hold, and don't let any actual hockey occur. Keep the score 1-0 or 1-1, get to OT, then see what happens. Maybe you get a bounce or a call. 

 

Oddly, he did have a certain degree of "success" going 7-9 repeatedly with those rosters. If anything, Jauron proved that you can kill the game of football the same way teams like Devils killed the game of hockey with their style of play. 

 

I think that's why Gailey and Fitz were so popular. They played the game at least. Neither was great, but it looked like football again and the team attempted to have an actual offense and the QB would chuck it up and let the chips fall where they may. 

 

Agreed. Truthfully had he been 10 years earlier as a coach he probably makes the playoffs a bit. Football when he coached the Bills was literally changing to an open passing attack style and the best teams took advantage of this. Instead Jauron tried playing a ball control running esq style with minimal passing and everything else you said. With football evolving though it had a lower ceiling compared to the prior decades for success.

[corta765]

23 minutes ago, TC in St. Louis said:

There have been so many heartbreaking moments in the history of this team.  We don't stop watching.  We're a simple, yet complicated group.  

 

By the way, I don't know that I've accepted that the drought ended when Cinci pulled that miracle in Baltimore.  We weren't really a playoff team yet.  We got lucky.  The drought should have been 19 years.  I remember sitting on the couch with my wife and kid, watching Cinci line up for that play on 4th down, and saying "Well, it was a good season, and that's that."  Then the miracle happened and we were stunned.  Like all of us, I was very emotional watching the team in the locker room at the moment they made the playoffs.  That was a great moment, but it came a bit too soon.  

 

Doesn't work that way though saying "we weren't really a playoff team" because they were. The 2017 Bills were the worst of the teams from 2014-2017 that all had roster that easily could've made the playoffs talent wise even with limitations at QB. IMO the 2015 Bills were the most talented squad we had since 99 until the 2020 team rolled into the picture. Rex single handedly wrecked what was an 11-5 team and using the lens you had I would say that was a playoff team. The beauty of sports in general is sometimes the impossible or incase of the 2017 Bills unlikely does happen and you get a fun ride out of it.

 

I will agree with you that even though the drought ended in 2017, to me the true end of the Bills being the bad Bills that the drought gave us was 2019. They did that on their own with a QB they drafted and roster they built not one they inherited like in 17. 2017 was the reward of so many years of bad breaks and luck to finally just be back in the dance and have fun. 2019 was the validation of being a competent org that did things properly and truly taking that big step into being a relevant good team.

[RoyBatty is alive]

18 hours ago, corta765 said:

 

I think it was Prescott Rossi's down and drought series that said the drought truly took form with Jauron and I couldn't agree more. It started the trends of "in the hunt", "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory", and under Jauron we got to witness some of most soul crushing losses in team history:

 

07 Pats 56-10

07 Cowboys MNF

08 Browns Wide Right

08 49ers loss (look at the stats in this one on how bad we outgained SF, ooo boy)

09 Pats McKelvin

09 Browns 6-3

 

I mean those are 6 games in a 3 year period which if you attended you deserve paid therapy by the Bills for. 2006 to 2011 was just such a god awful time of irrelevance and lack of talent. Sure in 2012 they failed expectations but at least you could start the see the needle slowly move up with talent and signing Mario was a big boost to the fans moral.

 

The 6-3 Browns loss was the worst pro football game I ever saw.  The  winning QB was none other than Derek Anderson and I think he was 2-16 for 26 yards.  The Bills had like 5 motion penalties.  Terrible game to endure.

[Haslett_Stomp]

53 minutes ago, fergie's ire said:

 

Looks like maybe Tuel Time was erased from your memory.

 

 

 

His 100 yard pick six against the Chiefs ranks right up there with the Derrick Holmes goal line fumble that was returned by the 49ers 95+ yards for a TD

Edited July 7, 2022 by Haslett_Stomp

[RoyBatty is alive]

1 hour ago, TheFunPolice said:

Jauron's brand of football was to take the mediocre roster he had and scheme up a plan where literally nothing happened. That way, you're a play or two from stealing a W. 

 

Sort of like how some NHL teams grab, hold, and don't let any actual hockey occur. Keep the score 1-0 or 1-1, get to OT, then see what happens. Maybe you get a bounce or a call. 

 

Oddly, he did have a certain degree of "success" going 7-9 repeatedly with those rosters. If anything, Jauron proved that you can kill the game of football the same way teams like Devils killed the game of hockey with their style of play. 

 

I think that's why Gailey and Fitz were so popular. They played the game at least. Neither was great, but it looked like football again and the team attempted to have an actual offense and the QB would chuck it up and let the chips fall where they may. 

I think this is a spot on analysis and helps explain/ rationalize if you will why the games were so painful to watch.  Imagine if Jauron had risk adverse Tyrod Taylor as QB.

[WhoTom]

1 hour ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

I think this is a spot on analysis and helps explain/ rationalize if you will why the games were so painful to watch.  Imagine if Jauron had risk adverse Tyrod Taylor as QB.

 

At least Tyrod would run when he didn't want to risk a pass. Trentative only ran out of bounds.

 

[fergie's ire]

11 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

At least Tyrod would run when he didn't want to risk a pass. Trentative only ran out of bounds.

 

Or, his specialty, checked down.  Ahhh....makes me reminiscent  

 

[Jauronimo]

2 hours ago, TheFunPolice said:

Jauron's brand of football was to take the mediocre roster he had and scheme up a plan where literally nothing happened. That way, you're a play or two from stealing a W. 

 

Sort of like how some NHL teams grab, hold, and don't let any actual hockey occur. Keep the score 1-0 or 1-1, get to OT, then see what happens. Maybe you get a bounce or a call. 

 

Oddly, he did have a certain degree of "success" going 7-9 repeatedly with those rosters. If anything, Jauron proved that you can kill the game of football the same way teams like Devils killed the game of hockey with their style of play. 

 

I think that's why Gailey and Fitz were so popular. They played the game at least. Neither was great, but it looked like football again and the team attempted to have an actual offense and the QB would chuck it up and let the chips fall where they may. 

This is a great summary.  My memory of the Jauron years is that we were getting blown out on a weekly basis.  Every time I go back and look at the scores I am surprised at how much closer the games were.  Even down 7-10 points felt like an impossible task with how gutless Jauron's game management was.  He was just trying to keep the game close but we were rarely a threat.  Yet somehow the Bills were narrowly in the playoff picture in each of his first 3 seasons before collapsing down the stretch.  

[Beast]

That Dallas loss never bothered me too much.

 

Why?

 

The Bills were not a good football team and the Bills were ahead in that game when they were outplayed by a wide margin.

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44 minutes ago, Beast said:

That Dallas loss never bothered me too much.

 

Why?

 

The Bills were not a good football team and the Bills were ahead in that game when they were outplayed by a wide margin.

It didnt bother me too much until at the end I saw/heard Michael Irvin laughing and cackling like an 8 year old, that pissed me off.

[Jauronimo]

2 hours ago, Beast said:

That Dallas loss never bothered me too much.

 

Why?

 

The Bills were not a good football team and the Bills were ahead in that game when they were outplayed by a wide margin.

That game is one of the few I can remember that physically affected me.  A visceral feeling of utter disgust at the way they managed to give that one away despite Romo turning the ball over 6 times.  Bills defense put up 2 scores and ST added a 100 yard kick off return for TD.

 

Of course Trent's one turnover happens at the Dallas 10 when a field goal all but ices the game. Then ST gives up the onside kick.  Jauron ices the kicker who misses his first attempt and of course he nails the second kick.   That was a choke for the ages and epitomizes the inept offensive play we saw for a decade.

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🎼Dick Jauron has got it goin on … I’m in love with Dick Jauron 🎸🎹🥁 …: that song? 😂😂

[corta765]

39 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

That game is one of the few I can remember that physically affected me.  A visceral feeling of utter disgust at the way they managed to give that one away despite Romo turning the ball over 6 times.  Bills defense put up 2 scores and ST added a 100 yard kick off return for TD.

 

Of course Trent's one turnover happens at the Dallas 10 when a field goal all but ices the game. Then ST gives up the onside kick.  Jauron ices the kicker who misses his first attempt and of course he nails the second kick.   That was a choke for the ages and epitomizes the inept offensive play we saw for a decade.

 

I watched it back in 2020 during the shutdown when ESPN had it on. I knew what was coming and even so I was still in a stunned state on how they managed to give a game away they had won ten times over in such an epic fashion.

[PonyBoy]

On 7/6/2022 at 3:00 PM, TheCockSportif said:

I admit that I didn't read the whole thing, but I was curious, so I started to read.

 

Thank goodness that times have changed is all I can say.

 

Here are the QBs that started for this team since I (remember) watching in the 1970s, my family being from Buffalo after having emigrated from eastern Europe in the late 1800s.  In no specific order:

• Fergie
• Joe Dufek
• Gary Marangi
• Ferragamo
• Bruce Mathison (sp?)
• Kelly (alongside a cast of others that I forget)
• Legend Frank Reich
• Flutie
• The Robosackmaster (Rob Johnson)
• Todd Collins
• The guy who didn't read the playbook (or maybe he didn't start, but tried to finish, but regardless)
• Alex Van Pelt
• Drew Bledsoe
• Losman
• Kelly Holcomb
• Trentative
• Fitz
• Travis Brown (that's his name, right?)
• Brian Brohm (maybe I'm wrong, but ***** it, don't care, too old, too long ago)
• Manuel (barfing out loud)
• Tyrod Taylor
• Barkley
• Allen
• Tad Lewis
• Orton

I'm sure that I've left some out, because when you have a formerly moribund franchise -- you tend to forget the ***** that isn't right.  You watch the games, and you kinda *blah* most of the time.

 

Plus the FO was ***** for most of my life.  So, yeah, it's a partnership between ownership, the FO (GM in particular), HC, and QB.  For most of my life that wasn't a thing.  Glad that it's a thing now, and here's to hoping for 2022-2023.

Remember What the heck, why not Dufek? 

😂