Irv Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Every time I go number two, I have to look and see what happened. I never flush without looking. I'm not sure if I am health conscious or just plain odd. Probably the latter. You? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Always need to see WTF just came out of me. Also I like to see how long it takes all the corn to get out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 If you don't put a pad on the seat, your butt will look like a Belgian waffle. Thanks and a tip of the hat to Bronson Pinchot for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Yes, it's a good indicator of your health. Gut health to me is very important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 As long as it's not wobbling I'll use it. Wobbly bar stools can be embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I typically look in the bowl to see if I can decipher an “I”, an “R” and a “V”. If so, it’s a great day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 The OTW topics have officially... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I love to grab a turd out the toilet and take a close look at it to see if any worms 🪱 in my poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 That brings up the topic: How does Stevie Wonder know when he's done wiping? Calling: @GugnyThe official Stevie Wonder skeptic. Can you help me out here! 😏🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That brings up the topic: How does Stevie Wonder know when he's done wiping? Calling: @GugnyThe official Stevie Wonder skeptic. Can you help me out here! 😏🤭 We both know that he knows when he's done wiping because HE CAN SEE!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I know there are a lot of "experts" on this Board, but where did you people gain your expertise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: I know there are a lot of "experts" on this Board, but where did you people gain your expertise? I got my doctorate, have a PhD. I did my master's feces in humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I got my doctorate, have a PhD. I did my master's feces in humor. Not many PhD's will admit that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: I know there are a lot of "experts" on this Board, but where did you people gain your expertise? https://www.healthcentral.com/slideshow/what-your-poop-reveals-about-your-health?ap=800&kw=how to prevent constipation&mt=b&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIkv-QhNCa9QIV58mUCR3CVQA5EAAYASAAEgKcLPD_BwE For one thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: I know there are a lot of "experts" on this Board, but where did you people gain your expertise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. i think that's a diet issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, teef said: i think that's a diet issue. I don't think it's an issue. 2 for $3 double cheeseburgers help give me roughage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I don't think it's an issue. 2 for $3 double cheeseburgers help give me roughage. i bet you don't even have sphincter control anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 If I want to analyze crap, I'll watch a Jets game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 22 minutes ago, teef said: i bet you don't even have sphincter control anymore. Trust me I do. It's something I take pride in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 52 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. Eat more fiber! I started eating a lot of spinach and I hardly wipe at all. Comes out clean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tiberius said: Eat more fiber! I started eating a lot of spinach and I hardly wipe at all. Comes out clean! I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just like I learned in 2nd grade math: Always check your work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Sometimes if I produce a really long turd, I’ll take a pic and send it to my wife. She really likes that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Fiber is strange, some of it is good for pooping some isn't as good. I'd figure broccoli would be good, but who knows. Maybe try apples? That makes me go quick! I'd think drinking a lot of fluids would be helpful in that regard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Tiberius said: Fiber is strange, some of it is good for pooping some isn't as good. I'd figure broccoli would be good, but who knows. Maybe try apples? That makes me go quick! I'd think drinking a lot of fluids would be helpful in that regard I do enjoy it so I’ll eat even more fiber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 56 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Just like I learned in 2nd grade math: Always check your work. Order of operations is pretty important, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: Order of operations is pretty important, too. Dont forget to FOIL! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: Dont forget to FOIL! PEMDAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 besides mine, i'm no summoned to do an evaluation every time my 3 year old drops a two step. he give me a size and number update, then walks me to check it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD4Bills Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: I do enjoy it so I’ll eat even more fiber. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something." --Andy Dwyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Gotta see if it sinks or floats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Protect your bowels in general boys. Hemorrhoids are terrible and the surgery recovery is...not fun. Probably the most painful month of my life. Eat fiber, don't push, drink lots of fluids. Also....bidets are what it's all about. Your bum will thank you. Until the first time you have to go in a public bathroom and you have to wipe, and your not-used-to-wiping butt is like "ow". Still....the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I eat a ton of broccoli and eat high fiber cereal a day. Maybe it's because I drink a lot? Not alcohol, I'm just always thirsty. So far it's 9:06 am and I've drank about 48 oz of water already. Plus 3 cups of coffee. Isn't that a sign of diabetes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Isn't that a sign of diabetes? I got checked for that by a doctor. I pee a lot because I drink a lot. I drink a lot because I’m pretty active. The morning is when I’m dying for water. I usually drink almost a gallon of water a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 12 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Abe was a poop gazer? 12 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every time and I also have to re-wipe more often as I get older. is it eyesight or more to reach around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I check for abnormalities from time to time...biggest surpriase was a pledge pin four years out of college...a real head scratcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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