Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Saw this topic on Twitter and thought it would make for an interesting OTW thread. If you could go back in time and you could say ONLY 3 words to yourself at age 18, what would you say? I saw a lot of different, clever ideas...curious to see what you all come up with. I’ll post later what I posted on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Charge chicks more 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiamioh Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Either “Bang more chicks” or “invest in Amazon” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 You big dummy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Can't Unring Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 You are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: You are awesome Nice! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 36 minutes ago, billsfanmiamioh said: Either “Bang more chicks” or “invest in Amazon” Saw a bunch of variations of both of these. Some clever $ making ideas other than invest in <blank>. Most of these are lame. Do better, Bills fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 My Wife: Avoid handsome Cheektowagian [TOO late honey!] 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Enjoy every moment 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 44 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Nice! 😆 Okok smugness off lol Always be yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Be more kind. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Tim Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I would need more word "do what is right and it will work out better than think it could" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, billsfanmiamioh said: Either “Bang more chicks” or “invest in Amazon” Go heavy on Amazon, and you’ll have the chicks falling all over you. Funny how that works...... I’ve found my three words, but they cannot be typed here without penalty. I apologize to any 18 year olds out there who might need some advice, but I’m not taking the hit for you. . Edited November 21, 2020 by Augie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 29 minutes ago, Augie said: Go heavy on Amazon, and you’ll have the chicks falling all over you. Funny how that works...... I’ve found my three words, but they cannot be typed here without penalty. I apologize to any 18 year olds out there who might need some advice, but I’m not taking the hit for you. . Just pull out 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: Just pull out On the topic. Not the same. I am done. Before I’m banned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Meet more girls. Stay in school 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Do more mushrooms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Learn a trade. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Good F***ing Luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Buy Microsoft stock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Party on dude! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 No aliens exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Honestly at 18, I was a know it all punk I honestly would just walk up to me and punch me in the mouth lol But then 18-year-old me would probably kick the crap out of me 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: Honestly at 18, I was a know it all punk I honestly would just walk up to me and punch me in the mouth lol But then 18-year-old me would probably kick the crap out of me Same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 18 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Saw this topic on Twitter and thought it would make for an interesting OTW thread. If you could go back in time and you could say ONLY 3 words to yourself at age 18, what would you say? I saw a lot of different, clever ideas...curious to see what you all come up with. I’ll post later what I posted on Twitter. Don't date Jessica.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Finish your bachelors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 54 minutes ago, TBBills said: Don't date Jessica.... Mine was “don’t date Shannon.” Girl I dated waaaayyyy to long and caused me a lot of problems including a trip to the ER at the end of the relationship when she nearly severed my right ear by smashing a flower pot across my face. 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Mine was “don’t date Shannon.” Girl I dated waaaayyyy to long and caused me a lot of problems including a trip to the ER at the end of the relationship when she nearly severed my right ear by smashing a flower pot across my face. 😂 Did the geraniums survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: Did the geraniums survive? 😂 By the damage done I’m going to assume it was a small shrubbery. I had so much blood in my eyes, I couldn’t see much until the restaurant owner gave me some kitchen towel on my way out the door. This girl was nuttier than squirrel turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 This will pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Either "Buy Dell soon", or "Maintain your weight". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Buy Google Amazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Won't go blind ! ! ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, TBBills said: Don't date Jessica.... 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Mine was “don’t date Shannon.” Cheryl #2 was toxic. Don't let #1 get away. But I did good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Open your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 23 minutes ago, rockpile said: Open your eyes. Did you sleep a lot back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Do the opposite. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, The Jerk said: Do the opposite. Exactly what I did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Virus vaccine now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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