Irv Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 They're confiscating tools. If you could only have one tool in your toolbox - what would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 a hammer. obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 (edited) Yes. I do own one. The original 'miner's wrench'. Edited September 18, 2020 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Duct tape! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Bottle opener. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 18, 2020 Author Share Posted September 18, 2020 What tool if it wasn’t a multi-tool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewPort71 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 What kinda stupid question is this? Do you wipe your azz halfway? Anyway, is it a "Tool?" If I can't have duct tape. Then it's a coin flip between @Gugny & @BringBackFergy, those guys are the best multi-tools on the planet. But I lean the barrister, a good lawyer can get you out of a lot of tough jams! 😉 😜 😘 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Hand tool? Power tool? What we talking here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I vote for @plenzmd1 If that doesn't count, I'd say a Leatherman. Multi-tool in one tool. We need more clarification, @Irv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Gugny said: Worthy Choice, but I prefer Aenima 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 San Angelo bar and pinch point. I’m not sure how utilitarian they’d be. But they are my two favorite tools. And I can move 800# boulders easily. Try doing that with your multi tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 If it has to be one I own- if it doesn't- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: If it has to be one I own- if it doesn't- How big's your toolbox, bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Just now, Gugny said: How big's your toolbox, bro? 50'x200' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Saws all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 20 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: What kinda stupid question is this? Do you wipe your azz halfway? Anyway, is it a "Tool?" If I can't have duct tape. Then it's a coin flip between @Gugny & @BringBackFergy, those guys are the best multi-tools on the planet. But I lean the barrister, a good lawyer can get you out of a lot of tough jams! 😉 😜 😘 There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 21 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. Dear Mr. Bring Back Fergy, Your office sign that states no walk in traffic infringes upon my right to socialize with your staff. signed with my $1.19 Bic pen, Chatty Cathy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 15 hours ago, EmotionallyUnstable said: Saws all Yep. Best $99 I’ve spent on a tool. Home Depot Rigid brand. Pretty darn good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. K Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) Two chicks at the same time man Edited September 19, 2020 by Mr. K 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 19, 2020 Author Share Posted September 19, 2020 21 hours ago, GoBills808 said: Hand tool? Power tool? What we talking here Hey, if they're confiscating tools - are you sure you have electricity? Take your chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Irv said: Hey, if they're confiscating tools - are you sure you have electricity? Take your chances. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, This ain't no fooling around This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B., I ain't got time for that now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Like Bruce says...a penis. Obviously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 9:35 AM, WhoTom said: Bottle opener. I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Augie said: I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! I can't argue with that, so let's go with a bottle opener that works on two kinds of bottles: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 a 3D printer would be a good thing to have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 40 cal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TBBills Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Well I doubt anyone would try to take anything away from me so I will say I will keep all the tools I want and nothing anyone can do about it.... unless you want to meet my protector tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Any of the Binford Tools Hostess'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieG Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 They came for my neighbor's miter saw, and I said nothing; They came for my brother's air compressor and I said nothing; They came for my uncle's deep sockets ... and I said nothing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 On 9/19/2020 at 10:39 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, This ain't no fooling around This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B., I ain't got time for that now I mean, he's definitely a tool, but damn entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 @BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Gugny said: @BringBackFergy Will it drill deep enough? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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