Mike in Horseheads Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 This was a poll on Lebatard radio show a while back sooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 sorry I don’t have a fetish to cram the bar between my cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 You have to wait until the last 10 seconds or so... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 A guy who I used to be in a band with many years ago used the tag on the towel to identify which of the four corners it was. He had a method through which he would guarantee that he was drying his face with the same part of the towel each day; and more importantly, which part of the towel he was drying his ass with. He went through these lengths to make sure the part of the towel that dried his ass would ONLY be used to dry his ass. Last keyboardist I ever played with. Weird *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I've used liquid soap at least for this entire century... almost forgot it still comes in bars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 No. Separate liquid soap for each. Neutrogena Foaming Cleanser for the face. Bath and body wash for the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Only after I wash my junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I haven’t worried about this since I realized there is nobody there to keep you from walking thru a car wash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I keep a separate kosher bar for my face..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Gugny said: A guy who I used to be in a band with many years ago used the tag on the towel to identify which of the four corners it was. He had a method through which he would guarantee that he was drying his face with the same part of the towel each day; and more importantly, which part of the towel he was drying his ass with. He went through these lengths to make sure the part of the towel that dried his ass would ONLY be used to dry his ass. Last keyboardist I ever played with. Weird *****. You and your bandmates get really close, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: You and your bandmates get really close, eh? I once bit the bassit's bare nipple on stage. So, yeah, I guess so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I've basically been only using Dr. Bronner's liquid soap for the last 30+ years. Unfortunately that stuff costs a small fortune down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Body wash and a washcloth. Hair and face always first, and then I move down to the stinkier regions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I just lather up my back and then let the water from the showerhead and gravity do the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZBILLS Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 No. Two separate bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 First world poll. Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... And boy this is stupid poll. We are dealing with soap and water here. You're cleaning, then cleaning. What the hell you leaving on your soap? A turd? Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar? Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss. It's all going down the same damn drain anyway. And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: First world poll. Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... And boy this is stupid poll. We are dealing with soap and water here. You're cleaning, then cleaning. What the hell you leaving on your soap? A turd? Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar? Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss. It's all going down the same damn drain anyway. And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow! I’m a Bills fan. I piss in the sink and then step into the shower. Am I doing that wrong? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Augie said: I’m a Bills fan. I piss in the sink and then step into the shower. Am I doing that wrong? I piss in the sink FROM the shower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 9 hours ago, RiotAct said: I just lather up my back and then let the water from the showerhead and gravity do the rest you stanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted November 12, 2019 Author Share Posted November 12, 2019 7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: First world poll. Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... And boy this is stupid poll. We are dealing with soap and water here. You're cleaning, then cleaning. What the hell you leaving on your soap? A turd? Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar? Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss. It's all going down the same damn drain anyway. And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow! we got maybe a inch or two of snow, pfft big deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Doc said: No. Two separate bars. Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I have heard of people using two different wash cloths. One darker colored for the nether region. was that rassis? Self reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Gugny said: I piss in the sink FROM the shower! I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said: I have heard of people using two different wash cloths. One darker colored for the nether region. was that rassis? Self reported. No not at all. I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda. Also in my vehicles. It's called an O.C.D first aid kit. Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them. Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown. It protects the upholstery. Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive. LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) the only towel I had in my car was for trips to the park with a girlfriend for some after school activities .... 15 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: No not at all. I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda. Also in my vehicles. It's called an O.C.D first aid kit. Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them. Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown. It protects the upholstery. Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive. LoL... Edited November 12, 2019 by SlimShady'sGhost 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Augie said: I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! Don't be. @Gugny lives in an RV. In a van down by the river. The head, sink, and shower are all-in-one. He has a knack at: "Tell all the truth but tell it slant — Success in Circuit lies Too bright for our infirm Delight The Truth's superb surprise As Lightning to the Children eased With explanation kind The Truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind —" And... If you're not up on your 19th century Emily Dickenson, here's the modern Simpson's translation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Without admitting or suggesting anything, I will mention that often the wife has a separate bar of soap in the shower. Just sayin’......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush. Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 7 hours ago, snafu said: Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush. Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"? OUCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 This is me refraining from making a planetary reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I use the body and hair wash from Suave. So generally I shampoo my hair first, get enough soap on my hands and then do the credit card swipe between my cheeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) Edited November 13, 2019 by Gary M 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Washcloth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 9:51 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said: Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower? I like to call it butt soap. Is "ass bar" a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 47 minutes ago, Doc said: I like to call it butt soap. Is "ass bar" a thing? "The Blue Oyster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Gugny said: "The Blue Oyster" I hear they have the best salad bar in town. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Who doesn't like getting s@#t faced 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 gerbils walk by a gay bar. One turns to the other and says “want to get S***faced?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Two bars of soap so boujee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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