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Do You Wash your Face with the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?

Do You Wash Your Face With the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?  

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  1. 1. Do You Wash Your Face With the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?

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    • No
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    • I don't bath
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7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

First world poll.

 

Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... 

 

And boy this is stupid poll.  We are dealing with soap and water here.  You're cleaning, then cleaning.  What the hell you leaving on your soap?  A turd?  Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar?

 

Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss.  It's all going down the same damn drain anyway.

 

And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow!

we got maybe a inch or two of snow, pfft big deal

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4 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

I piss in the sink FROM the shower!

 

I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! 

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32 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

I have heard of people using two different wash cloths.  One darker colored for the nether region.  

 

was that rassis?  

 

Self reported.  

 

No not at all.

 

I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda.  Also in my vehicles.  It's called an O.C.D first aid kit.  Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them.  Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown.  It protects the upholstery.  Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive.  LoL...

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the only towel I had in my car was for  trips to the park with a girlfriend for some after school activities .... 

 

15 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

No not at all.

 

I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda.  Also in my vehicles.  It's called an O.C.D first aid kit.  Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them.  Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown.  It protects the upholstery.  Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive.  LoL...

 

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7 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! 

Don't be.  @Gugny lives in an RV.  In a van down by the river.  The head, sink, and shower are all-in-one.

 

He has a knack at:

 

"Tell all the truth but tell it slant —

Success in Circuit lies

Too bright for our infirm Delight

The Truth's superb surprise

As Lightning to the Children eased

With explanation kind

The Truth must dazzle gradually

Or every man be blind —"

 

And... If you're not up on your 19th century Emily Dickenson, here's the modern Simpson's translation:

 

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Without admitting or suggesting anything, I will mention that often the wife has a separate bar of soap in the shower. 

 

 

Just sayin’.........

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Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush.

Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"?

 

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7 hours ago, snafu said:

Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush.

Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"?

 

OUCH!!

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On ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2019 at 9:51 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower?

 

I like to call it butt soap.  Is "ass bar" a thing?

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47 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

I like to call it butt soap.  Is "ass bar" a thing?

 

"The Blue Oyster"

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