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Do You Wash your Face with the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?

Do You Wash Your Face With the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?  

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  1. 1. Do You Wash Your Face With the Same Bar of Soap You Wash Your Ass With?

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A guy who I used to be in a band with many years ago used the tag on the towel to identify which of the four corners it was.

 

He had a method through which he would guarantee that he was drying his face with the same part of the towel each day; and more importantly, which part of the towel he was drying his ass with.

 

He went through these lengths to make sure the part of the towel that dried his ass would ONLY be used to dry his ass.

 

Last keyboardist I ever played with.  Weird *****.

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I've used liquid soap at least for this entire century... almost forgot it still comes in bars.

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No.

 

Separate liquid soap for each.

 

Neutrogena Foaming Cleanser for the face.

 

Bath and body wash for the rest.

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I haven’t worried about this since I realized there is nobody there to keep you from walking thru a car wash. 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

A guy who I used to be in a band with many years ago used the tag on the towel to identify which of the four corners it was.

 

He had a method through which he would guarantee that he was drying his face with the same part of the towel each day; and more importantly, which part of the towel he was drying his ass with.

 

He went through these lengths to make sure the part of the towel that dried his ass would ONLY be used to dry his ass.

 

Last keyboardist I ever played with.  Weird *****.

You and your bandmates get really close, eh?

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2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

You and your bandmates get really close, eh?

 

I once bit the bassit's bare nipple on stage.  So, yeah, I guess so!

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I've basically been only using Dr. Bronner's liquid soap for the last 30+ years.

Unfortunately that stuff costs a small fortune down here.

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Body wash and a washcloth.  Hair and face always first, and then I move down to the stinkier regions.

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I just lather up my back and then let the water from the showerhead and gravity do the rest

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First world poll.

 

Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... 

 

And boy this is stupid poll.  We are dealing with soap and water here.  You're cleaning, then cleaning.  What the hell you leaving on your soap?  A turd?  Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar?

 

Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss.  It's all going down the same damn drain anyway.

 

And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow!

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13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

First world poll.

 

Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... 

 

And boy this is stupid poll.  We are dealing with soap and water here.  You're cleaning, then cleaning.  What the hell you leaving on your soap?  A turd?  Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar?

 

Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss.  It's all going down the same damn drain anyway.

 

And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow!

 

I’m a Bills fan.

 

I piss in the sink and then step into the shower. Am I doing that wrong? 

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5 hours ago, Augie said:

 

I’m a Bills fan.

 

I piss in the sink and then step into the shower. Am I doing that wrong? 

 

I piss in the sink FROM the shower!

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9 hours ago, RiotAct said:

I just lather up my back and then let the water from the showerhead and gravity do the rest

you stanky

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7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

First world poll.

 

Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... 

 

And boy this is stupid poll.  We are dealing with soap and water here.  You're cleaning, then cleaning.  What the hell you leaving on your soap?  A turd?  Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar?

 

Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss.  It's all going down the same damn drain anyway.

 

And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow!

we got maybe a inch or two of snow, pfft big deal

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9 hours ago, Doc said:

No. Two separate bars.

 

Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower?

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I have heard of people using two different wash cloths.  One darker colored for the nether region.  

 

was that rassis?  

 

Self reported.  

 

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4 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

I piss in the sink FROM the shower!

 

I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! 

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32 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

I have heard of people using two different wash cloths.  One darker colored for the nether region.  

 

was that rassis?  

 

Self reported.  

 

No not at all.

 

I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda.  Also in my vehicles.  It's called an O.C.D first aid kit.  Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them.  Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown.  It protects the upholstery.  Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive.  LoL...

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