YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Your coach: This team handpicked a defensive guru to pair with Josh Rosen and then shitcanned both of them immediately for a corgi quarterback and a Vineyard Vines fascist ??? Edited July 22, 2019 by YoloinOhio 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Quote Elsewhere on the roster, the team brought in 86-year-old Terrell Suggs and his alarmingly huge gums. omg I cant breathe LOL 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Perfect description of Clay They signed tight end Charles Clay, the guy you pick up in DFS because you can’t afford anyone better. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. They have some good material to work with this year - halftime retirement, Antonio brown, etc Edited July 22, 2019 by YoloinOhio 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you..... . Edited July 22, 2019 by Augie 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Augie said: So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you..... . we can never have nice things. even when we do, scottlaw still hates them. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Sucks worse to have no NFL team at all, like Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2catch Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 This is a gem! Thanks @YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 These are the best part of the off-season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Rc2catch said: This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin The Jets write-up this year with Gase Eyes should be legendary 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 7 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: Your coach: This team handpicked a defensive guru to pair with Josh Rosen and then shitcanned both of them immediately for a corgi quarterback and a Vineyard Vines fascist ??? I did not know Murray was Welsh. I learn something every day here. 3 hours ago, teef said: we can never have nice things. even when we do, scottlaw still hates them. I am convinced that Jerry Sullivan used to read Scott's posts to write his column. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) This team has the potential to be epically bad. A joke of a HC, a sexual predator and utter coaching trash as DC, a clown as GM and an owner who's chromosome count is either 1 too many or 1 too few. And tiny Kyler Murray. The perfect storm. "The Cardinals should be playing casinos since they’re basically just a tribute act to an NFL team. I can see the billboards now: “Come watch Not-Quite-Sean-McVay coach I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Russell-Wilson, throwing to Almost-Jerry-Rice. Squint your eyes after drinking enough beer and they almost look like a real football team!” Edited July 23, 2019 by Mr. WEO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 19 hours ago, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude. This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them. I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 30 minutes ago, eball said: Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude. This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them. I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well. The Patriots version is always outrageously funny every year as well - and with the Kraft story it will be epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I actually feel bad for Larry Fitzgerald. He is a class act and a top notch receiver. He really deserves alot better than what the cardinals are fielding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YoloinOhio Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) Your 2018 record: 4-12, featuring two three-game losing streaks and a six-game losing streak. That’s a lot of Jetsiness to pack into one season, but this franchise rarely, if ever, lets America down when it comes to being terrible in the densest possible concentrations. They got frog-stomped 41-10 by a Bills team quarterbacked by Matt Barkley, which is somehow even more humiliating than losing to Nathan Peterman. Edited July 24, 2019 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSB Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 About the Raiders: “This’ll be a rare case where VEGAS is the sucker for once,” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uticaclub Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 These stop being funny like 5 years ago. Deadspin is pretty much dead and the last few articles I read tried way too hard to tie crying about Trump in every article. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdragon2 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, uticaclub said: These stop being funny like 5 years ago. Deadspin is pretty much dead and the last few articles I read tried way too hard to tie crying about Trump in every article. In their defense, Trump is basically the worst thing to ever happen to ...well....the planet.... in the last number of years anyways. Edited July 26, 2019 by Jdragon2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 ‘Football Mets’? That ought to resonate with Guggles. ? Magary invokes the name of Richie Kotite! If ever there was a visual for ‘stunned ineptitude’ walking the sidelines, it’s Kotite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jdragon2 said: In their defense, Trump is basically the worst thing to ever happen to ...well....the planet. You should probably read some books. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 I’d love to toss in something about the Prez causing the death of satire in the world, but this isn’t the forum for that.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: I’d love to toss in something about the Prez causing the death of satire in the world, but this isn’t the forum for that.. Snopes is now fact-checking satire websites, so there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave mcbride Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 The Jets one was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 "Your 2018 record: 4-12, featuring two three-game losing streaks and a six-game losing streak. That’s a lot of Jetsiness to pack into one season, but this franchise rarely, if ever, lets America down when it comes to being terrible in the densest possible concentrations. They got frog-stomped 41-10 by a Bills team quarterbacked by Matt Barkley, which is somehow even more humiliating than losing to Nathan Peterman." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say When... Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Jdragon2 said: In their defense, Trump is basically the worst thing to ever happen to ...well....the planet.... in the last number of years anyways. Words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Jdragon2 said: In their defense, Trump is basically the worst thing to ever happen to ...well....the planet.... in the last number of years anyways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenhigh Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 The comments are usually better than the post. My favorite so far: "Our new head coach looks like he wants to sell me a boat I don’t need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Jdragon2 said: In their defense, Trump is basically the worst thing to ever happen to ...well....the planet.... in the last number of years anyways. You dont know much about the world then. Try reading a book or try watching something that has a different worldview as yours....you MAY have a #walkaway moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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