RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jay_Fixit said: 1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick. Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot. 2) Don't share a bed with @CountryCletus after a night of drinking hoppy beer. 3) Always check for cracks in the glass of picture frames before handling. Ask @Cripple Creek why. 4) If sharing stories whilst drinking beers with your buddies, make sure Cletus goes last. 5) Go the the bathroom and grab two beers before Cletus starts any stories about his dog. 6) If going to lunch with @BringBackFergy, make him show you that he has his wallet before ordering. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, row_33 said: It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you. Well sure, but a stubbed to never killed anyone. Life is full of chances. One must take it by the horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Well sure, but a stubbed to never killed anyone. Life is full of chances. One must take it by the horns. you should hear them scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jay_Fixit said: Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. Where the hell are you eating where these guys have their feet on the table. Keep your eyes horizontal and it's a non issue. 1 minute ago, row_33 said: you should hear them scream I busted half my big toe nail off a few weeks ago in the flops. That's a legitimate downside. I'd post a picture, but dont want to ruin Jay's night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 smile. if you can, always give a hand up. lead by example. don't pee in the wind and don't ***** in your own backyard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Gugny said: 1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot. My understanding is that @Chandler#81 has had several bad peanut butter experiences. as a very young child back in the '20's C81's gamma was trying to make him a PBJ. Unfortunately the PB was cold and stiff so it ripped the bread to shreds. He got no sammich that day. as a slightly older child in the '30's C81 was at scout camp. There was a Scout at his table who was obsessed with PB. The kid ate so much, he threw up all over the table, and all over everyone there. as a young adolescent, still the 30's, C81, who hadn't learned a lesson from #1 pulled his PB out of his icebox. He used a plastic fork to try to spread it on his Wonder Bread. His baby brother got no sammich that day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Jay_Fixit said: Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horny now. Edited July 12, 2019 by Misterbluesky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, DC Tom said: The color is "salmon." Damn straight Of course it's a fish reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Another Fan said: Always buy shirts and or pants a size larger if you can’t try them on. Clothes are more comfortable loose than tight Oh pullllleze. My husband does this. No one would know he even has an ass the way he buys his clothing. ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Rex? Is that you? ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Hey Rex... What did you do with Misterbluesky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, GETTOTHE50 said: 1) if someone offers you a beer or any alcoholic beverage, you take it without hesitation 2) always offer a drink to your guest. 1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 33 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Rex? 26 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: 1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. I want to party with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I want to party with you! better safe than (really) sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Rex? I want to party with you! 2 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: better safe than (really) sorry Oh, make no mistake. You'd be really sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: Oh, make no mistake. You'd be really sorry. Sorry that she’s lived so long without having met me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said: Sorry that she’s lived so long without having met me? Oh, of course! *cough* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 47 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Oh pullllleze. My husband does this. No one would know he even has an ass the way he buys his clothing. ? Sometimes though a large shirt for one brand isn’t exactly a large for another. Heck I own shirts sized Medium, Large, and Extra Large. If I can’t try it on I’ll usually buy it bigger but not where it’s hopefully hanging off me ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 58 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Oh pullllleze. My husband does this. No one would know he even has an ass the way he buys his clothing. ? Do you wear tight jeans/shorts for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, Misterbluesky said: Do you wear tight jeans/shorts for him? Tight? No. Clothing that fits? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Tight? No. Clothing that fits? Yes. You sound like my bride if I as her to go braless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Where the hell are you eating where these guys have their feet on the table. Keep your eyes horizontal and it's a non issue. I busted half my big toe nail off a few weeks ago in the flops. That's a legitimate downside. I'd post a picture, but dont want to ruin Jay's night. All this says to me is you’re a sandals guy and filthing up restaurants where other people are enjoying food. Don’t make me go kerouac on you Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) things are easier to get into than they are to get out of sociopaths rule the world but if that's what it takes for success it isn't worth it life isn't fair but it's all we've got your children get only one childhood apartment building hallways stink of fishsticks YOLO but it might last longer than you plan for marriage is a trap but it's the best structure in which to raise kids values and ethics are costly but not as costly as having none anyone who has never failed has never really tried fortune favours the bold Edited July 13, 2019 by stuvian 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: - A steak that's cooked above medium is unacceptable. Med rare is the best. Medium I can live with. - If the person is more than 10 steps away, you don't have to hold the door for them anymore. If you hold the door for someone farther than 10 steps, it gets to that awkward part where the walker now has to speed up just to get the door. Just go in, I can open the door 5-7 seconds later. - If you're someone who gives me the lower number first when asking for the score...I immediately think you're not a sports guy. What's the score? 17-24. - It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness. Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts. - Tight shirts when someone doesn't work out or has definition in their body looks odd. - Pineapple never belongs on pizza. I'll come up with more as this thread goes..... When I am out for run, people will some times wait for me at an intersection when the clearly have plenty of time to turn and drive away. Then in turn, I feel obligated to speed up so they don't have to wait! And it makes me look faster! Edited July 13, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Jay_Fixit said: All this says to me is you’re a sandals guy and filthing up restaurants where other people are enjoying food. Don’t make me go kerouac on you Duke. Go Canes.....happy Friday my man. Be well. It's gonna be a good night regardless of what you have on your hammer toed feet. Edited July 13, 2019 by RaoulDuke79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Another Fan said: Sometimes though a large shirt for one brand isn’t exactly a large for another. Heck I own shirts sized Medium, Large, and Extra Large. If I can’t try it on I’ll usually buy it bigger but not where it’s hopefully hanging off me ? I can wear a Carhartt MEDIUM tee shirt. I haven't worn medium since 11th grade. I guess Carhartt wants fat working guys to feel good about themselves. I agree... Anywhere from a medium to x-large 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Go Canes.....happy Friday my man. Be well. It's gonna be a good night regardless of what you have on your hammer toed feet. My feet are actually good man feet. No hair, nice heel. I just choose to keep them covered in public. Go Canes. At least we know they have the most badass punter in the country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Jay_Fixit said: 1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick. I wore flip flops to see Toy Story 4 and sat Indian Style in the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Learn how to freeload suck everyone dry save your money ? Always remember to leave your wallet home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) When choosing a resolution to a difficult issue always choose the short term high profile option rather than the long term nagging alternative. 20 hours ago, BuffaloBud said: 1 - Be on time (and that really means be early). 2 - Don't interrupt unless I'm about to experience some sort of trauma. 3 - Treat people with respect. 4 - Don't use social media to complain. If you have an issue, do the research and get to the right person. You'll get more results that way. 5 - Pick up after yourself. 6 - Eat sensibly and get exercise. 7 - Look at yourself in the mirror before going outside. 8 - Don't be an idiot at a sporting event. 9 - Say please and thank you. 10 - Do more than what is asked. Fixed Edited July 13, 2019 by Keukasmallies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Have as much fun as possible whenever you can. You never know when you will be unable to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I follow by the same rules as the Duke... “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” ― John Wayne "The Shootist" I also will only have my steak rare and I can't ***** stand mumbling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, Mr Info said: Have as much fun as possible whenever you can. You never know when you will be unable to do so. I have an old college buddy in town. Thursday night we went out and as much fun as possible, and it seems we were quite successful. Friday....we were unable to have any fun. Apparently we are not kids anymore.... Thank God for Uber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 be your best friend, you're with you the rest of your life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 21 hours ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Always keep your finger nails clipped if you have a girlfriend/wife or they will be very hesitant to let you put your hand down below. I will add filed. Smooth nails are the way to go for finger activities 19 hours ago, KD in CA said: -Never get less than 12 hours sleep -Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city -And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body -Do you moonlight as Roger Federer ? -? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Never, ever order a Royale sans cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Listen to @mrags Do not listen to @Gugny, @BringBackFergy, @ExiledInIllinois, @ShadyBillsFan, @CountryCletus Whenever you are in doubt, ask yourself WWmragsD? # @mrags 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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