Alphadawg7 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, eball said: What's not funny about a 76-year old billionaire dropping by an Asian massage parlor for 15 minutes to get a BJ? This. Times a million. 20 minutes ago, iinii said: Are you kidding? This topic has it all. Conflict (rich vs. poor), humor (some posters think this is funny), envy (after all it is the Patriots) and there is the notion that it pertains to football. There is hope this brings down the dynasty and helps the Bills return to relevance. So....... I want to dismantle the Pats on the football field. Not because Kraft got the same service half the dudes on this board have used at some point. PS: This isn’t likely going to affect the Pats football record, it’s a misdemeanor off field incident with a non player that has nothing to do with the team or game of football. Edited February 27, 2019 by Alphadawg7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, eball said: What's not funny about a 76-year old billionaire dropping by an Asian massage parlor for 15 minutes to get a BJ? I think it’s important to paint the entire picture, and that would have to include the chauffeured Bentley. I wonder if the driver is embarrassed or amused by this??? I guess it depends upon what he really thinks of Kraft.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said: Not because Kraft got the same service half the dudes on this board have used at some point. Got a link to back up your statistical analysis? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, eball said: What's not funny about a 76-year old billionaire dropping by an Asian massage parlor for 15 minutes to get a BJ? Exactly. Some people thought Shady's ordeal last year was entertainment. That was 2nd rate theater compared to this. 1 minute ago, WotAGuy said: Got a link to back up your statistical analysis? ? Sounds like an a(anonymous) poll topic to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalobillswin Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I've never been to a place such as this. Is 15 minutes the usual time a person spends there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, eball said: What's not funny about a 76-year old billionaire dropping by an Asian massage parlor for 15 minutes to get a BJ? It's just completely absurd. What kind of billionaire goes to a strip mall to get knobbed? It's like something that would happen to Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, WotAGuy said: Got a link to back up your statistical analysis? ? I would but it would probably prove my estimate of half the board way low haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 This thread now has more pages than seconds it took for Kraft to blow his wad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: This. Times a million. I want to dismantle the Pats on the football field. Not because Kraft got the same service half the dudes on this board have used at some point. PS: This isn’t likely going to affect the Pats football record, it’s a misdemeanor off field incident with a non player that has nothing to do with the team or game of football. lol The Pats have been dominate for so long now it doesnt matter anymore if the Bills beat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: I want to dismantle the Pats on the football field. Not because Kraft got the same service half the dudes on this board have used at some point. Never have I ever paid some one for those services. Taking a date to a Movie and Dinner is a different story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 24 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said: lol The Pats have been dominate for so long now it doesnt matter anymore if the Bills beat them. Thats actually a valid point. Still would be nice when Bills are the cream of the crop for the next decade behind McD and Allen though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 18 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: Never thought I would see a 50 page thread on here about a dude getting a rub and tug. Really cant fathom what could still be getting discussed to drive this to 50 pages already. A couple of days ago i saw patsfan.com had 75 pages on this topic. Might be more now, but I haven't checked. 5 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: PS: This isn’t likely going to affect the Pats football record, it’s a misdemeanor off field incident with a non player that has nothing to do with the team or game of football. Agreed. That team is pretty much on auto pilot. They have their system nailed down, so Kraft getting pinched probably won't affect them. Now if it were Belichick who got busted, I think they would be in trouble. If BB goes, the Pats are pretty much done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Just saw this on twitter near spit out my water: https://twitter.com/jimmyreu81/status/1100892661488193536?s=21 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 7 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said: This. Times a million. I want to dismantle the Pats on the football field. Not because Kraft got the same service half the dudes on this board have used at some point. PS: This isn’t likely going to affect the Pats football record, it’s a misdemeanor off field incident with a non player that has nothing to do with the team or game of football. Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Boca BIlls said: lol The Pats have been dominate for so long now it doesnt matter anymore if the Bills beat them. That's what everyone said about the 90s Cowboys and 5 SB winning 49ers teams of the 80s and 90s The torch always gets passed Edited February 28, 2019 by TheFunPolice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kelly the Dog Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 "I can't even get it up in 14 minutes!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Bye bye charges against Kraft? Edited February 28, 2019 by prissythecat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris66 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, prissythecat said: NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Bye bye charges against Kraft? Just read the article. With Krafts money I dont think this goes anywhere. Especially where the woman were of age and ran the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 So, Robert-that-ain't-me-on-that-video Kraft has pled not guilty to the hot mess he created by frequenting the "massage" store front in Jupiter, FL. That plea makes more sense on the planet Jupiter. [Hand + Cookie Jar = Busted] He might have some problems wriggling out of this one. When all is said and done, a deflated football will look mighty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: So, Robert-that-ain't-me-on-that-video Kraft has pled not guilty to the hot mess he created by frequenting the "massage" store front in Jupiter, FL. That plea makes more sense on the planet Jupiter. [Hand + Cookie Jar = Busted] He might have some problems wriggling out of this one. When all is said and done, a deflated football will look mighty good. Dude. Where did Kraft day he wasn’t on a video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 On 2/27/2019 at 1:31 PM, Alphadawg7 said: I would but it would probably prove my estimate of half the board way low haha Well Shady said he isn't part of the population so we can remove him from the count? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 On 2/27/2019 at 12:00 PM, Augie said: I think it’s important to paint the entire picture, and that would have to include the chauffeured Bentley. I wonder if the driver is embarrassed or amused by this??? I guess it depends upon what he really thinks of Kraft.... And whether he made an anonymous call to police about it but what he should have done was contact TMZ about a hot tip and find how much they would have paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, prissythecat said: Dude. Where did Kraft day he wasn’t on a video? If you categorically deny the charge of sex in a massage parlor when the police say they have two videos of it you are denying it. technical, and of course the lawyer is going to say this, but it is still a denial. Put it this way, he is NOT saying that he went in there for 14 minutes, sweet-talked a 58-year-old woman to have consensual, non-hooker sex with him and then go on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, prissythecat said: NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Bye bye charges against Kraft? I thought that was the purpose of place he went? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, prissythecat said: NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Bye bye charges against Kraft? I won’t read the article, but I’m wondering, is that “get off” in the figurative or literal sense? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: If you categorically deny the charge of sex in a massage parlor when the police say they have two videos of it you are denying it. technical, and of course the lawyer is going to say this, but it is still a denial. Put it this way, he is NOT saying that he went in there for 14 minutes, sweet-talked a 58-year-old woman to have consensual, non-hooker sex with him and then go on a date. He denied he did anythng illegal. Is having sex illegal now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) Is he trying to get the video thrown out, or trying to say it was consensual? Edited February 28, 2019 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Is he trying to get the video thrown out, or trying to say it was consensual? Those two aren't mutually exclusive. But maybe some of our legal experts should chime in. It sounds like the Jupiter police had a 5 cent legal counsel and are coming to the table with a case that has so many holes any competent defense lawyer would be able to pick low hanging fruit to get Kraft out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: He denied he did anythng illegal. Is having sex illegal now? So you're saying it was consensual sex between two adults who met, chatted, courted each other, grew fond of each other enough to have consensual sex and finished in 14 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: So you're saying it was consensual sex between two adults who met, chatted, courted each other, grew fond of each other enough to have consensual sex and finished in 14 minutes? well, is that illegal? As mentioned, he never claimed not to have sex in the massage spa, or that the video could not have been him. He claimed he was not involved in illegal activity. Having consensual sex in a closed off room is not illegal. And yes, this could happen to me all the time with my stunningly handsome looks!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: So you're saying it was consensual sex between two adults who met, chatted, courted each other, grew fond of each other enough to have consensual sex and finished in 14 minutes? Lots of romance is done in under a minute I believe. 14 minutes is impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, prissythecat said: NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Edited February 28, 2019 by Coach Tuesday 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Chris66 said: Just read the article. With Krafts money I dont think this goes anywhere. Especially where the woman were of age and ran the place. the woman can be 100 years old prostitution is prostitution 44 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Is he trying to get the video thrown out, or trying to say it was consensual? this isn't Roger ... They won't Destroy All The Video Evidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prissythecat Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Coach Tuesday said: Haha I was tempted to change the text but figured NY Post used the pun on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 52 minutes ago, Limeaid said: 1 hour ago, prissythecat said: NY Post on How Robert Kraft could get off Bye bye charges against Kraft? I thought that was the purpose of place he went? my thoughts exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 41 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: well, is that illegal? As mentioned, he never claimed not to have sex in the massage spa, or that the video could not have been him. He claimed he was not involved in illegal activity. Having consensual sex in a closed off room is not illegal. And yes, this could happen to me all the time with my stunningly handsome looks!!!? That's the point. It's 100% impossible to believe that it was not prostitution and that he knew it was prostitution because it was NOT a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: That's the point. It's 100% impossible to believe that it was not prostitution and that he knew it was prostitution because it was NOT a date. unlikey yes..impossible no. Porn movies show me all the time strangers hook up in less time. Seriously, it's going to be hard to prove it was non-consensual without audio....plain and simple. He pays for a message, they are instanly attracted to each other, they have sex, she says mom needs money in China... he leaves her a hundo to send to the homeland to help her mother... with no audio saying otherwise..prove it didn't happen that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: unlikey yes..impossible no. Porn movies show me all the time strangers hook up in less time. Seriously, it's going to be hard to prove it was non-consensual without audio....plain and simple. He pays for a message, they are instanly attracted to each other, they have sex, she says mom needs money in China... he leaves her a hundo to send to the homeland to help her mother... with no audio saying otherwise..prove it didn't happen that way? Without the audio of an offer and an acceptance of the offer (sex for money/money for sex), not sure how they prove he solicited. Maybe he's like Trump, just a big tip... Edited February 28, 2019 by Mr. WEO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: unlikey yes..impossible no. Porn movies show me all the time strangers hook up in less time. Seriously, it's going to be hard to prove it was non-consensual without audio....plain and simple. He pays for a message, they are instanly attracted to each other, they have sex, she says mom needs money in China... he leaves her a hundo to send to the homeland to help her mother... with no audio saying otherwise..prove it didn't happen that way? All I would have to prove is that I have working synapses in my brain. That is proof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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