YoloinOhio Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 @10TV: HAPPENING NOW: Agents raid home of @SUBWAY spokesman Jared Fogle in a child porn probe - http://t.co/P220JDjGIShttp://t.co/rSTea7NnNz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Hasn't been arrested yet. Not looking good for ol man breasts there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Jeezy queezy, Jared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I wonder if he'll be able to get a six inch special in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Whoa.... CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Time to remove all Subway flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Oh they'll LOVE him in the big house. Time to remove all Subway flags. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Jared is about to get the five dollar foot long of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'm tempted to post a vid from the Harold and Kumar movie about a certain type of sandwich he will get in prison but I'm not sure I should so I think those who have seen the movie will get the joke... CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 12" inch Italian on white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'm tempted to post a vid from the Harold and Kumar movie about a certain type of sandwich he will get in prison but I'm not sure I should so I think those who have seen the movie will get the joke... CBF :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Bahahaha CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not to hijack the thread but jesus did you hear that Bill Cosby news this week about how he testifed years ago that he was slipping mickey's into womens drinks so that he could have sex with them......ADMITTED IT YEARS AGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not to hijack the thread but jesus did you hear that Bill Cosby news this week about how he testifed years ago that he was slipping mickey's into womens drinks so that he could have sex with them......ADMITTED IT YEARS AGO Not to hijack but, I'm going to hijack. Why don't you actually read the articles too. While Cosby admitted that he acquired seven prescriptions of Quaaludes with the intent to give the sedatives to young women he wanted to have sex with, he has not admitted to actually drugging any of his accusers. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/bill-cosby-quaaludes-sexual-assault-allegations/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Jared took the slogan "Eat fresh" too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not to hijack but, I'm going to hijack. Why don't you actually read the articles too. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/bill-cosby-quaaludes-sexual-assault-allegations/index.html OK....Im going to plea complete ignorance here......but is this saying that he "intended" on doing this but he actually didnt do it? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Jared took the slogan "Eat fresh" too literally. Do people really find things like this funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 OK....Im going to plea complete ignorance here......but is this saying that he "intended" on doing this but he actually didnt do it? Really? No. People use drugs recreationally. Even women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Can the moderation team please merge this thread with the Jerry Sandusky thread in order to make it easier for JTSP to participate? Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Can the moderation team please merge this thread with the Jerry Sandusky thread in order to make it easier for JTSP to participate? Thank you! 😆 I wonder if Jared went to Penn State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) Time to remove all Subway flags. yes, they're are offensive. everything that offends me should banned. Edited July 7, 2015 by Buffalo Barbarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Do people really find things like this funny? Sorry, didn't know you were such a fan of Jared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Friend of mine posted this on FB ... hilarious ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Sorry, didn't know you were such a fan of Jared. Perhaps I should have been more clear. I wasn't a fan of your sick joke about the youth on which Jared appears to have been preying. I found it revolting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Perhaps I should have been more clear. I wasn't a fan of your sick joke about the youth on which Jared appears to have been preying. I found it revolting. Oh, the very thought of it is revolting -- which is why we desensitize ourselves with humor. I thought the play on words was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Oh, the very thought of it is revolting -- which is why we desensitize ourselves with humor. I thought the play on words was funny. Outrage is a virtue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 His nutritionist kept telling him it's all about smaller portions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Now we know why Jared kept all of those giant pants -- hiding places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Didn't he have aids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Didn't he have aids? Apparently his aides were children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Didn't he have aids? Assistants who helped him seduce children? That's just sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I forget exactly where I saw it, but at the height of his celebrity, I read from one of his former roommates that when Jared was still size... whatever... that he was SERIOUSLY into hardcore/extreme porn. Kinda sad & sick what some people get caught into in the downward spiral of needing more-and-more-taboo stuff to get their rocks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Sounds like this could be part of the investigation into his former foundation head, and not him. Though I question the judgment of anyone who eats subway. http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/07/07/police-investigation-under-way-at-home-of-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle/29807473/ You take that back! Their buffalo chicken sub is great when I forget to bring my lunch to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Note the last clause of your sentence-- "when I forget to bring my lunch to work." My theory is that no one willingly goes to Subway-- you go out of necessity (e.g., forgot my lunch; it's raining and so I can't walk someplace further; I got off at a random rest stop and the only thing I see for miles is Subway). That's...actually a very good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) Note the last clause of your sentence-- "when I forget to bring my lunch to work." My theory is that no one willingly goes to Subway-- you go out of necessity (e.g., forgot my lunch; it's raining and so I can't walk someplace further; I got off at a random rest stop and the only thing I see for miles is Subway). thats true. I remember when Subway first came to Buffalo (in the late 80s/early 90s?) I tried and said wtf is this. Not a real sub. I went there a few months ago to use a gift card. Never again. Edited July 7, 2015 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I wonder if Jared went to Penn State. Funny you should say that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Disturbing if true. But let him have is day in court before rushing to pass judgement But if found guilty, I hope he spends the rest of his life on a diet of foot long salamis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Disturbing if true. But let him have is day in court before rushing to pass judgement But if found guilty, I hope he spends the rest of his life on a diet of foot long salamis Do you know how much fat is in salami? He'd die of a heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Do you know how much fat is in salami? He'd die of a heart attack. More like the 9" tube steak and cheese. The hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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