Irv Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. 1 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. As you should You should’ve screamed out Valhalla then kicked him in the nuts and doused him In blue cheese Edited November 13, 2022 by Buffalo716 3 8 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. Probably linemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 24 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Probably linemen. I don't think "actual vikings" means NFL football players from Minnesota. I think he means actual Norse raiders with axes and stuff. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 The average viking was somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, without a drought said: The average viking was somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8". So Irv is like 5’2”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Skoal 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Halloween was 2 weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. don't touch that dial!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerDave Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 I am currently in Iceland hoping to find a place to watch the game. I will ask the residents of the home of Leif Erikson what actual vikings looked like and why there are so many of them prowling the streets of Buffalo this weekend. What better place is there to watch a Bills-Vikings game! 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Unless they were riding down Chippewa in a Viking wooden ship they are just posers 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 They weren't wearing funny looking sweaters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 Skoal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Rotary Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 2 hours ago, RangerDave said: I am currently in Iceland hoping to find a place to watch the game. I will ask the residents of the home of Leif Erikson what actual vikings looked like and why there are so many of them prowling the streets of Buffalo this weekend. What better place is there to watch a Bills-Vikings game! Watch Bills-Vikings in a geothermal hot spring, take an icy plunge at halftime - yes I'm jealous! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 6 hours ago, without a drought said: The average viking was somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8". Penis length or... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, RiotAct said: Skoal!!! No al 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 7 hours ago, I am the egg man said: So Irv is like 5’2”? The genuine Mr. Weinstein is listed as having been slightly under 5' 5". Although I did not have a tape measure, I can confirm his diminutive height from personal observation. The Tops on Delaware Ave. just south of Hertel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 3 hours ago, RangerDave said: I am currently in Iceland hoping to find a place to watch the game. I will ask the residents of the home of Leif Erikson what actual vikings looked like and why there are so many of them prowling the streets of Buffalo this weekend. What better place is there to watch a Bills-Vikings game! They all morphed into Bjork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 9 hours ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. We should give them a tryout. If even one of them can protect our "franchise" it would be an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 9 hours ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. You saw a hell of a game last night. That Sabres goal was sick!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Suffering Fan Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 30 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: The Tops on Delaware Ave. just south of Hertel Hurdle. FIFY. It is the Vikings game after all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 I think they were from Norse Tonawanda. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, CoudyBills said: Penis length or... Always your first question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, CoudyBills said: Penis length or... Quit fantasizing. 19 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Edited November 13, 2022 by Irv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 8 hours ago, without a drought said: The average viking was somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8". That seems low to me, especially given the geography involved. Northern Europeans are STILL quite tall relative to the rest of Europe. In order to be able to join the Roman army under Trajan (@ 100AD) you had to be at least 5'11". Historic people weren't as "small" as modern folks seem to think. Not sure where that got started. They were smaller/shorter to a degree, sure, but not "little". 53 minutes ago, Einstein said: I get mocked for starting threads about my genuine opinion on the play and efficacy of players and coaches, but others can start threads about seeing tall humans around town and people love it. Kinda funny. I've mentioned this before in the context of Einstein Hate at this forum...but remember...most people here do NOT actually want to discuss football in a detailed, objective way. That's NOT why they are here. And almost all threads here can go into like only 4 or 5 main categories of thread, and they just get keep getting repeated and repeated and repeated. Now that I think about it, we haven't had a "I hate Mike Schopp" and "WGR-550 sports radio is terrible" double header thread in a few weeks. We are due! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 8 hours ago, without a drought said: The average viking was somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8". And a Viking man's appearance was more feminine than that of men today, with a less prominent jaw and brow ridges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 59 minutes ago, Einstein said: I get mocked for starting threads about my genuine opinion on the play and efficacy of players and coaches, but others can start threads about seeing tall humans around town and people love it. Kinda funny. lel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 8 hours ago, I am the egg man said: So Irv is like 5’2”? With afro. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: That seems low to me, especially given the geography involved. Northern Europeans are STILL quite tall relative to the rest of Europe. In order to be able to join the Roman army under Trajan (@ 100AD) you had to be at least 5'11". Historic people weren't as "small" as modern folks seem to think. Not sure where that got started. They were smaller/shorter to a degree, sure, but not "little". That's what scientists say about Vikings. Take it up with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakout Squad Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Nextmanup said: I don't think "actual vikings" means NFL football players from Minnesota. I think he means actual Norse raiders with axes and stuff. Now are we talking about the raiding Vikings or the ones that settled in Northumbria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Breakout Squad said: Now are we talking about the raiding Vikings or the ones that settled in Northumbria? Now why are Raiders the subject. Wonder if they were tall as Vikings or out in a bar last night too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 hour ago, without a drought said: Always your first question. Yep, always. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locomark Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 10 hours ago, Irv said: I went to the Sabres game tonight. About six dudes walked into Pearl St. Bar in full Minnesota Vikings attire. I was going to give them some crap and realized they were actual Vikings. The shortest dude was 6'6". I am ashamed. They should have been given suicidal wings with tainted blue cheese “on the house” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 8 hours ago, John from Riverside said: Skoal Smokeless tobacco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 3 hours ago, RiotAct said: Skoal!!! OK, since this is the second post saying "Skoal", the Grammar Nazi must intervene. "Skoal" is a smokeless tobacco, "skol" is the Scandanavian greeting, similar to "cheers" or "good health". Let's be careful out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerDave Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, RangerDave said: I am currently in Iceland hoping to find a place to watch the game. I will ask the residents of the home of Leif Erikson what actual vikings looked like and why there are so many of them prowling the streets of Buffalo this weekend. What better place is there to watch a Bills-Vikings game! We have reserved 3 tables at a place called "The American Bar". They show some games, but were unconcerned about showing the Bills... until I told them they were playing the Vikings! Now, we are guaranteed to watch the game. (At least until they figure out we are rooting again Erik the Red and his cohorts...) Edited November 13, 2022 by RangerDave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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