4_kidd_4 Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 At work. Major software pooped all over itself. Can’t do work. Amuse me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 The duckbill platypus doesn't have a stomach. The esophagus is connected to the intestines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: The duckbill platypus doesn't have a stomach. The esophagus is connected to the intestines. Does that mean that their burps smell like poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share Posted October 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: The duckbill platypus doesn't have a stomach. The esophagus is connected to the intestines. I like your theories and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Gugny said: Does that mean that their burps smell like poop? That would probably be the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share Posted October 12, 2021 @Muppy loves me some Cake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, 4_kidd_4 said: @Muppy loves me some Cake. some of those people made me giggle. Did you see the separated at birth Pinto Ron guy? LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 40 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: The duckbill platypus doesn't have a stomach. The esophagus is connected to the intestines. After they took out my gall bladder, I think the same could be said of me. 🙁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) On 10/12/2021 at 8:12 AM, Muppy said: "if she was a little bit more like the broad from this song I might have stayed with her" LMAO and dumped yer sorry ass buddy hahahahahaa Edited October 17, 2021 by Muppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 53 minutes ago, 4_kidd_4 said: At work. Major software pooped all over itself. Can’t do work. Amuse me. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share Posted October 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Classic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Royale with Cheese is full of useless facts. 1 hour ago, Gugny said: Does that mean that their burps smell like poop? Don’t yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 You're in my lane now... @BringBackFergyapproves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdabillsfan Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Long time ago I worked with an old pharmacist from Ok., and he would say the darndest things. (All true too) A lady's kid had lice, and she captured one in a Styrofoam cup with a lid and asked him to look inside and tell her what he thought. He opened the lid and quickly closed it back up, and told the lady it was mechanized dandruff. The lights went out, and he exclaimed "damn it's darker in here than a sack full of black cats at midnight" A friend of his wife was visiting from WV., and the man told him that he loved her like a sister. He looked him straight in the eye and said "stop talking dirty about my wife" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, 4_kidd_4 said: At work. Major software pooped all over itself. Can’t do work. Amuse me. Bored while doing nothing at "work" is the life blood of this forum! Pull up a stool and stay a while! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) I could do this allll day #retirementdoesntsuck Ive got one :-))))) ++ Edited October 12, 2021 by Muppy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 A rock and roll variation of a classic comedy routine: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: The duckbill platypus doesn't have a stomach. The esophagus is connected to the intestines. Important question is it wearing a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Warcodered said: Important question is it wearing a hat? Did you know the first use of cardboard was to keep top hats up? It provided the liner on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 LMAO this post is in honor of my husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 6 hours ago, Muppy said: WHERE ARE THE EVERYDAY STARS OF CAKE’S ‘SHORT SKIRT/LONG JACKET’ VIDEO NOW? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) Watching the Adams Family today. Yoko Ono learned how to "sing" from Morticia Addams. Edited October 12, 2021 by Wacka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 7 hours ago, 4_kidd_4 said: At work. Major software pooped all over itself. Can’t do work. Amuse me. I was always a bit envious of those who could surf here from their office. My office network had tight policies and traffic was monitored. They monitored the address you went to, and there was a random screenshot program monitored by some schmoe GS-7. You could always tell when they screen-shot you, your monitor blinked. The good websites were blacklisted at the outbound firewall. I never dared try TBD or the TSW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, boater said: I was always a bit envious of those who could surf here from their office. My office network had tight policies and traffic was monitored. They monitored the address you went to, and there was a random screenshot program monitored by some schmoe GS-7. You could always tell when they screen-shot you, your monitor blinked. The good websites were blacklisted at the outbound firewall. I never dared try TBD or the TSW. Was on my phone stealing wi-fi from the neighboring suite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Wacka said: Watching the Adams Family today. Yoko Ono learned how to "sing" from Morticia Addams. I think Morticia is a hottie. especially in that black fishtail dress LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I agree she was HOT! In the episodeI saw yesterday, she was strumming a Japanese like guitar thing and sounded like Yoko. The snow was on from '64 to '65, so I believe that Yoko learned to "sing" from her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 7:39 AM, 4_kidd_4 said: Amuse me. Kurt Cobain? Is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 3:32 PM, Muppy said: LMAO this post is in honor of my husband You were married to Jerry Garcia? AWESOME! So sorry for your loss. P.S. Cherry Garcia by Ben and Jerry’s is the bomb! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Augie said: You were married to Jerry Garcia? AWESOME! So sorry for your loss. P.S. Cherry Garcia by Ben and Jerry’s is the bomb! you outted me and thanks for liking my ice cream it IS the Bomb. Except I don't eat it. Cuz Im Dead. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 12:32 PM, Muppy said: LMAO this post is in honor of my husband from the 10 minute mark is my favorite . Muppy loves she some Data haha..... For my brother RIP he loved this song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 1. Find a bridge 2. Find something heavy 3. Throw it off the bridge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) Study this: Final exam on Monday @ 08:00, Room #2, your proctor: @BringBackFergy Name the Waterway. ^^^ 😆 Edited October 17, 2021 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Study this: Final exam on Monday @ 08:00, Room #2, your proctor: @BringBackFergy Name the Waterway. ^^^ 😆 Commodore 64 Waterway. * 'A man, a plan, a canal...Panama.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, The Jerk said: 1. Find a bridge 2. Find something heavy 3. Throw it off the bridge Was at Letchworth a few years ago and the park was empty. Went on to the train bridge and started throwing pretty large rocks off it. A friend went under the bridge to record it and make sure we weren't gonna hit anyone or thing) Was very entertaining for a while. Edited October 17, 2021 by Not at the table Karlos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 10 hours ago, The Jerk said: 1. Find a bridge 2. Find something heavy 3. Throw it off the bridge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 10:39 AM, 4_kidd_4 said: At work. Major software pooped all over itself. Can’t do work. Amuse me. Well sometimes when I get bored I tend to look at lady's that be showin dat Tennessee deer knuckle mane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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