MarlinTheMagician Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Wait, I thought the Jets drafted Justin Bieber at QB? Who is this Zach guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 9 hours ago, Jimmy Spagnola said: I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down. Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude. When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance. Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard. Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs. Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean. Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of. At first I thought the kid looked like road kill. The I remembered Lance. Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick. Bye bye. P.S? J-e-t-s JEts JETs JETS How come "yous guys" like to pick QBs that have zero leadership skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 7 hours ago, bmur66 said: You see the problem is... He's got to play for the Jets. He will start lookin old real quick. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 hours ago, RyanC883 said: na. 1st Nope. They’re incredible for screwing themselves, as they did last year. Keep memories of Joe Willy fresh, they’re all youz got! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said: That’s Rachel ray?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Brennan Huff said: I used to love her like 15 years ago. Now? I’ll pass... Couldn’t find it without closed captioning… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, K-9 said: Wow. I am actually watching Saving Private Ryan right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 3 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: That’s Rachel ray?? Sure is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl2526 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 13 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: I love when you get out on parole, @Jimmy Spagnola. Clerical error. The prison will figure it out shortly and the feds will come after him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. There an app for that. I think..🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 23 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: When Ed Oliver is violating your new quarterback Do you know something that I don't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 5/8/2021 at 7:54 AM, machine gun kelly said: I wish someone could give me the universal translator for speaking Spagnola. It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said: It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Lance? I thought you drafted Wilson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 I thought parodies were supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
without a drought Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, Just Joshin' said: I thought parodies were supposed to be funny. That's not the way Jimmy rolls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, without a drought said: That's not the way Jimmy rolls. Ah. A belligerent troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 45 minutes ago, Buffalo Junction said: It’s easy. 1. Go to Jersey 2. Eat a pork roll & egg on everything bagel. 3. Get piss drunk. 4. Go to Staten Island 5. Violently violate your backside with a tire iron until you can’t remember if you’re throwing up pork roll or Taylor ham. 6. Repeat yearly for that true Jets fan experience Font forget the White Castle. 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Any idea on who the QB that the Jets will draft with a top 5 pick in 2024 is? If they can wait another year or 2 Arch Manning might be available in the 2025 or 2026 draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 The Bills will be baby face killas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 I have also always enjoyed & got a laugh out of Jimmy Spags posts. However, now I think I owe him a "thank you". My daughter recently got married to a guy from "the city" as the natives call it (as if there is no other city). Without Spags helping me out - I may have not understood some of the conversation when I met the new in-laws" -- "You woulda thought" - means "no" to us normal people. -- "Sus" - means doubtful or suspicious -- "Beef" - means a disagreement to us normals. -- I also heard the term "youse" (one of Jimmy's favorites) used more times in one hour than I have ever heard it uttered in my entire life. So - thanks Jimmy you helped me make a better first impression. However. I doubt it will do much to bridge the family cultural gap in the long run. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 5/7/2021 at 10:18 PM, Brennan Huff said: Sure is She caught the chonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Bulldog said: I have also always enjoyed & got a laugh out of Jimmy Spags posts. However, now I think I owe him a "thank you". My daughter recently got married to a guy from "the city" as the natives call it (as if there is no other city). Without Spags helping me out - I may have not understood some of the conversation when I met the new in-laws" -- "You woulda thought" - means "no" to us normal people. -- "Sus" - means doubtful or suspicious -- "Beef" - means a disagreement to us normals. -- I also heard the term "youse" (one of Jimmy's favorites) used more times in one hour than I have ever heard it uttered in my entire life. So - thanks Jimmy you helped me make a better first impression. However. I doubt it will do much to bridge the family cultural gap in the long run. Dog, I think even Tommy from Goodfellas or Hendry would even have some diff. Understanding Spags. Having said that, he is pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan89 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 5/7/2021 at 6:37 AM, papazoid said: jest's will probably pick 2nd again next year Don’t be silly they will improve and pick around 5 or 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 All the jokes asides in the Jests, they may finally be doing a few things right. I like Saleh as a coordinator and maybe he has metaphorically the dna of a McD. they have another crap ton of picks next year in addition to what they picked up two weeks ago. it’s plausible they could with the right leadership from Saleh and Douglas who was highly Regarded before the jets. I think they like us if they literally do everything right could make a turnaround in three years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan89 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, machine gun kelly said: All the jokes asides in the Jests, they may finally be doing a few things right. I like Saleh as a coordinator and maybe he has metaphorically the dna of a McD. they have another crap ton of picks next year in addition to what they picked up two weeks ago. it’s plausible they could with the right leadership from Saleh and Douglas who was highly Regarded before the jets. I think they like us if they literally do everything right could make a turnaround in three years. The Jets fortunes rest on Zach Wilson similar to how the Bills rested on Josh. The Jets are in my opinion 2 years away from anything significant but they could be headed in the right direction. Wilson is a young QB you can build around they have a left side of the one that appears locked in. They aren’t in too bad shape cap wise and they have a ton of picks in next years draft. But it won’t amount to anything unless they get Wilson to hit. Personally I am not sure on Wilson but we will see where that all heads in the coming seasons. Short term I peg the Jets as a 6 win team in 2021 and at best a .500ish team in 2022. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 55 minutes ago, billsfan89 said: The Jets fortunes rest on Zach Wilson similar to how the Bills rested on Josh. The Jets are in my opinion 2 years away from anything significant but they could be headed in the right direction. Wilson is a young QB you can build around they have a left side of the one that appears locked in. They aren’t in too bad shape cap wise and they have a ton of picks in next years draft. But it won’t amount to anything unless they get Wilson to hit. Personally I am not sure on Wilson but we will see where that all heads in the coming seasons. Short term I peg the Jets as a 6 win team in 2021 and at best a .500ish team in 2022. No arguments bud at all. Then again we had a guy we believed in went 6-10 because he was raw and his team sucked around him (OLine, WR, amd so on and so on). I wanted to sa6 we but Beane and McD fixed it and only because we didn’t need the win finished 10-6, vs. you know we would’ve been 11-5 with that crap Jests team. You know the rest on 13-3 in tough divisions, so it’s really a matter of can Douglas be as smart even though some knumbskulls don’t realize he earned that GM of the year award, be as good as Beane constructing a team. He didn’t have to purge crap contracts like Beane. He has tons of picks, $, and can build a solid team if he has the right stuff. Saleh will build a solid defense, and has he hired in three years the right guy like Daboll to build a great offense. They are no threat to us now. They might be in three years. I’m just glad the Evil Empire dies with Brady and BB goes to the Emperor he’ll as he deserves. I don’t mind competing with the team I hated as a little kid in Miami. Don’t go away mad Cheats, just go away you losers from now until hopefully the next 20 years! Too much? Sorry. I hate those guys and all of my buddies from there in my company who keep klinging to the past thinking they will win again. Bleep them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan89 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: No arguments bud at all. Then again we had a guy we believed in went 6-10 because he was raw and his team sucked around him (OLine, WR, amd so on and so on). I wanted to sa6 we but Beane and McD fixed it and only because we didn’t need the win finished 10-6, vs. you know we would’ve been 11-5 with that crap Jests team. You know the rest on 13-3 in tough divisions, so it’s really a matter of can Douglas be as smart even though some knumbskulls don’t realize he earned that GM of the year award, be as good as Beane constructing a team. He didn’t have to purge crap contracts like Beane. He has tons of picks, $, and can build a solid team if he has the right stuff. Saleh will build a solid defense, and has he hired in three years the right guy like Daboll to build a great offense. They are no threat to us now. They might be in three years. I’m just glad the Evil Empire dies with Brady and BB goes to the Emperor he’ll as he deserves. I don’t mind competing with the team I hated as a little kid in Miami. Don’t go away mad Cheats, just go away you losers from now until hopefully the next 20 years! Too much? Sorry. I hate those guys and all of my buddies from there in my company who keep klinging to the past thinking they will win again. Bleep them! The Pats will still be a tough out, but yes the Jets are at the very least a year and more likely two away. That’s good since Miami and the Pats have formidable teams that will be above .500 this upcoming season and beyond. So having at least one team in the division that is building is better than none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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