Gugny Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Unless the crap you pick up turns invisible.... not much else for it. Flying would be my pick. But that’s the other thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Sit in the Bills draft room. Find a way to "get" some money for retirement. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Mess with people ... Mild hauntings etc ... gotta have some fun amirite ? Since being in the Bills draft room has already been mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Sit in the accountants' offices at a bunch of fortune 500 companies and buy options with the info. Retire in a few weeks and then have a lifetime of fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 20 hours ago, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. 18 hours ago, qwksilver said: Sit in the accountants' offices at a bunch of fortune 500 companies and buy options with the info. Retire in a few weeks and then have a lifetime of fun. Seriously, what else is there? Once the second one is accomplished I can have my own private jet and won't need to fly myself anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Lots of ghost sex for random women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 I'd create a startup marketing technology to make any car self-driving. Bank the VC funding in the Caymans, then flee the country before they figured out it was just an invisible guy driving a car. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 When I think about this versus fly in the other thread I realized, nothing truly practical can come of this lol I guess I would spend my time trying to find a way to make money with my new found gift... but not sure what that would be. Though I did like what Jack O'Neill did when he was invisible in Stargate SG1 where he put a dog in the driver seat of his car and made it look like the dog was driving around. Pranks would be fun... but not a lot of practicality I can come up with... maybe I just lack imagination... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Easy. I'd go the the bar and crop dust dbags whenever they were trying to pick up chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Probably end up like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 I would spy on Belichick and Brady and make all their secrets public knowledge And of course spy on naked chicks and lesbians and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Probably end up like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Really, there's not much you can do with invisibility that doesn't end up being some degree of a criminal act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 27, 2019 Author Share Posted August 27, 2019 I would assist the Navy Seals and other U.S. special forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Has anybody mention naked chicks yet? Because definitely naked chicks. Then like, world peace or something. After the naked chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Really, there's not much you can do with invisibility that doesn't end up being some degree of a criminal act. That's the conclusion I came to. Either perversion or theft of trade secrets or technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Now do my clothes turn naked with me, or do I have to be naked to be invisible? I have to imagine if clothes dont become invisible, it would be awkward doing stuff naked like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 i would perform a great public service by offering to undergo as many scientific tests as necessary to prevent invisibility from ever falling into the creepy clutches of joe biden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Play a continuous loop of Tom Petty in DC Tom's presence. Call the worst possible play into Tom Brady's helmet 10 seconds before the snap. Sign some papers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: Play a continuous loop of Tom Petty in DC Tom's presence. Call the worst possible play into Tom Brady's helmet 10 seconds before the snap. Sign some papers You don't have to be invisible to do any of that. 4 hours ago, Gugny said: I would assist the Navy Seals and other U.S. special forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, DC Tom said: You don't have to be invisible to do any of that. True that ... But if I'm visible I get busted.. Invisible I don't and I can prolong it all and laugh longer. Sad to say, comedies suck these days. Just think about 24 hours or 24 days of non stop "She was an American girl ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 If I were invisible, I would become a US teacher in education of geography, because I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children. That is what I would do if I were the invisible. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: True that ... But if I'm visible I get busted.. Invisible I don't and I can prolong it all and laugh longer. Sad to say, comedies suck these days. Just think about 24 hours or 24 days of non stop "She was an American girl ..." You do realize I could locate you by sound? I must suggest, in all kindness and in the spirit of fostering a sense of introspection and self-improvement in yourself, that you should consider that you might be too big an idiot to handle invisibility... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 7:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Porn. Lots and lots of Porn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I must suggest, in all kindness ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, DC Tom said: You do realize I could locate you by sound? I must suggest, in all kindness and in the spirit of fostering a sense of introspection and self-improvement in yourself, that you should consider that you might be too big an idiot to handle invisibility... That is quite possible .... or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: Read it again. That was in all kindness...it was literally all the kindness I possess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Probably a lot of graffiti, changing of hanging photographs at work (I think replacing President, VP and and agency photos with Three Stooges would be funny), etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: You do realize I could locate you by sound? what are like a shaolin monk or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Read it again. That was in all kindness...it was literally all the kindness I possess. So now you're out of kindness. And you used it on that post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 7:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Way to ruin a perfectly good thread from the beginning! I might try to get into the room where I can get the scoop on orange juice futures, and use that to my advantage. If I could slip a salmon into my Santa suit, I might try that too, but I suspect that doesn’t work with invisibility......hard to know without more details. Is it a Harry Potter cloak, or something else? Such sloppy threads! UGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 6:17 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: Unless the crap you pick up turns invisible.... not much else for it. Flying would be my pick. But that’s the other thread So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. 15 hours ago, Bray Wyatt said: Now do my clothes turn naked with me, or do I have to be naked to be invisible? I have to imagine if clothes dont become invisible, it would be awkward doing stuff naked like that Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. Yup redundancy Next week can't get here fast enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. So, if my clothes won't turn invisible, it stands to reason that neither would my golf equipment. Would make sneaking on to private courses really difficult. May be able to get away with it for a hole or two, but hardly worth the effort. Back to naked chicks and trade secrets I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) On 8/26/2019 at 6:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? LMAO! ~Sneak into a Bills game at their brand spanking new downtown stadium. ~Upgrade to club seats. Sit with @mead107 & @BringBackFergy. Laugh @Cripple Creek up in the exposed upper deck as he shivers because he doesn't have in area space heating. ~Eat from the premium buffet for free. ~Fill up my Nissan Note for free. ~Stay a Bills fan because I just shaved off new downtown stadium price increases. Heck, I eliminated all costs. ~Change the words on Donald Trump's teleprompter. The sky is the limit. Should I just stop now? Edited August 28, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, Steve O said: So, if my clothes won't turn invisible, it stands to reason that neither would my golf equipment. Would make sneaking on to private courses really difficult. May be able to get away with it for a hole or two, but hardly worth the effort. Back to naked chicks and trade secrets I guess. Only works on your putter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 trying to come up with noble endeavors, but I just keep coming back to naked chicks .... sue me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Fight Crime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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