plenzmd1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) og boy, White cLaws are one thing..but these suckers at 14% with a bunch of knuckleheads swillin em like they are grape soda? @Hammered a Lot you may need to add these to your rule list..no Four Lokos in the Hammer Lot! I am only half kidding, i think these are going to be dangerous as all hell, especially for girls . Edited August 14, 2019 by plenzmd1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 "Hey Grandma, how 'bout another grape soda?" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Marketed to housewives, girly men and children. 14% is crazy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Where can I buy these 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Marketed to housewives, girly men and children. 14% is crazy. 4 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Where can I buy these hopefully no where where i will be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Marketed to housewives, girly men and children. 14% is crazy. that is no different than most good wines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) As an early White Claw adopter I am all for this. I was drinking White Claws before it became ironic, when it was just ya know... They are delicious and it doesn’t eat up your calories. Some confident, brave pioneers, like myself, paved the way for bros everywhere. So to all of those Chad’s and Brad’s that were too insecure to indulge on the ground floor, you’re welcome Edited August 14, 2019 by Kirby Jackson 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I'll bring you a case @plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 lokos are something else. years ago we got into the habit of getting together and watching football while we drank 4 lokos. my one friend kept getting too surly, and told his wife in front of a bunch of us that he would punch her in the face with his ****, (which is hilarious). it was not hilarious for her. the word divorce was brought up, and the 4 lokos are no more. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsredneck1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Marketed to housewives, girly men,broke dudes, and children. 14% is crazy. weren't they 12% anyway? i know...2 of them and i'm napping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) Nothin wrong with a little purple drank, but that stuff is deadly. I drank a couple four loco's at a UFC watch party years ago and ended up looking for my car in my friends back yard. Couldn't find the driveway. And on a side note, the blue dye in the drink turned my ***** blue the next day. Haven't had any since. Bad things man......baaadd things!!! Edited August 14, 2019 by Bubba Gump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: that is no different than most good wines Imagine what condition you’d be if you put down a 6’er? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Imagine what condition you’d be if you put down a 6’er? I can't see many people getting past three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: As an early White Claw adapter I am all for this. I was drinking White Claws before it became ironic, when it was just ya know... They are delicious and it doesn’t eat up your calories. Some confident, brave pioneers, like myself, paved the way for bros everywhere. So to all of those Chad’s and Brad’s that were too insecure to indulge on the ground floor, you’re welcome funny, was talking to a buddy who has gotten into the bourbon business a few weeks ago..he was saying how yhe Jersey Shore bars were all getting like 3/4 of their orders for White Claw as the distributers just could not get enough BTW, this is his bourbon for you Jersey folks..and he is selling the poop out out of it. Started on a lark, has quit his job to do full time https://penelopebourbon.com/ Just now, LeviF91 said: I'll bring you a case @plenzmd1 telling you i am getting Eric to outlaw it the lot..can you imagine my crew on 14% instead of 4.5%? Ay yi yi..no way! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRebound Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 If drinking white claws is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 whole lot of questionable stuff in THIS thread. Zima bois 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Nothing good ever comes from Four Loko. Weren't they banned for a spell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Nothing good ever comes from Four Loko. Weren't they banned for a spell? Interestingly enough, they were banned because of the caffeine. So everyone went back to red bull and Jager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Anyone else remember when Zima came out (I was in 10th or 11th grade), and everyone was putting jolly ranchers in them? Man, Zima was gross.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) I remember trying a Four Loco years ago. When I took a sip it went right to my forehead. They must have been popular because I used to see empty cans of them on side walks. Edited August 14, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Anyone else remember when Zima came out (I was in 10th or 11th grade), and everyone was putting jolly ranchers in them? Man, Zima was gross.... I remember that. I think were close to the same age, but I seem to recall it being earlier than high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 58 minutes ago, teef said: 4 lokos are something else. years ago we got into the habit of getting together and watching football while we drank 4 lokos. my on?e friend kept getting too surly, and told his wife in front of a bunch of us that he would punch her in the face with his ****, (which is hilarious). it was not hilarious for her. the word divorce was brought up, and the 4 lokos are no more. She was probably nagging away in the middle of a Bills game... She got off easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Anyone else remember when Zima came out (I was in 10th or 11th grade), and everyone was putting jolly ranchers in them? Man, Zima was gross.... I remember that crap. It was like a syrupy drink. Chicks liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Nothing good ever comes from Four Loko. Weren't they banned for a spell? How many different incarnations of this drink have there been at this point? It seems like a new version pops up every year or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 57 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said: I can't see many people getting past three Last time I did was the only time.... There was a mysterious turd left in the middle of my floor and everybody just blamed each other the entire day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I remember that. I think were close to the same age, but I seem to recall it being earlier than high school. Looks like Zima was “released” nationally in 1993 (I was 97 grad), but was test-marketed two years earlier in 3 cities...Nashville, Sacramento and Syracuse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Looks like Zima was “released” nationally in 1993 (I was 97 grad), but was test-marketed two years earlier in 3 cities...Nashville, Sacramento and Syracuse ? "If they'll drink this @$#! in Syracuse, they'll drink it anywhere..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 On a side note, how long before these are illegal? Over/under 10 months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 49 minutes ago, Sherlock Holmes said: She was probably nagging away in the middle of a Bills game... She got off easy... oh no. it completely came out of no where. i think the guys were more shocked than she was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Zima and most wine coolers have about the same alcohol content as beer. This stuff is about 3 times more potent. That’s the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Fill me with a beer instead of that girlie crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 18 minutes ago, teef said: oh no. it completely came out of no where. i think the guys were more shocked than she was. That had to have been awkward, did he aquit himself afterwards at least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, teef said: 4 lokos are something else. years ago we got into the habit of getting together and watching football while we drank 4 lokos. my one friend kept getting too surly, and told his wife in front of a bunch of us that he would punch her in the face with his ****, (which is hilarious). it was not hilarious for her. the word divorce was brought up, and the 4 lokos are no more. I absolutely love this story. Dying!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: @Hammered a Lot you may need to add these to your rule list..no Four Lokos in the Hammer Lot! I am only half kidding, i think these are going to be dangerous as all hell, especially for girls . What's more dangerous.............Four Lokos, or me walking around with a thermos full of Manhattan and giving it to the ladies in your crew? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Kirby Jackson said: As an early White Claw adopter I am all for this. I was drinking White Claws before it became ironic, when it was just ya know... They are delicious and it doesn’t eat up your calories. Some confident, brave pioneers, like myself, paved the way for bros everywhere. So to all of those Chad’s and Brad’s that were too insecure to indulge on the ground floor, you’re welcome ironic or iconic just checking in case my sarcasm meter is broken I try not to point out typos because I am very bad myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said: What's more dangerous.............Four Lokos, or me walking around with a thermos full of Manhattan and giving it to the ladies in your crew? ummm..ya got a point there! 2 hours ago, shrader said: How many different incarnations of this drink have there been at this point? It seems like a new version pops up every year or so. I think the old ones were touted as an energy drink too..so caffeine and alcohol..great combo..ask all the red bull and vodka drinkers! 2 hours ago, Kirby Jackson said: On a side note, how long before these are illegal? Over/under 10 months? 6 months in NYS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: ironic or iconic just checking in case my sarcasm meter is broken I try not to point out typos because I am very bad myself Ironic (but I guess iconic too) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 anyone want some of these at the home opener tailgate? I’ll bring em (along with Jagerbombs, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 25 minutes ago, RiotAct said: anyone want some of these at the home opener tailgate? I’ll bring em (along with Jagerbombs, of course). I'm definitely bringing a few so that @plenzmd1's kid and nephews can have them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 You can't get more hammered than hammered. At some point, you are either going to pass out or start puking and then pass out. The % of the alcohol being consumed along the way doesn't really matter, though it might speed the process up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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