Royale with Cheese Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 When I was in college, I had my first edible and I ate too much....I was also drinking. I remember sitting on the couch and had my legs on the ottoman watching Coming to America. Then it hit me and hit me hard. I felt like my legs were floating up so I kept putting blankets and pillows on top of them to keep them down. When I was in my mid 20's, my friend and I were driving back from a party. We were drinking and shouldn't have been driving (I know, it was very stupid). He was behind the wheel and we see flashing lights behind us and freak the f out. We pull over. We wait for about 10 minutes trying to remain calm....the Officer never came. I eventually turn around and it wasn't a cop, it was a lit up Christmas tree. It was one of those giants ones they had out in front of the mall. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 When I turned 21, I was living with my brother in Portsmouth, VA (we were both in the Navy, stationed in Norfolk). For my 21st birthday, my brother's shipmate (Brian) treated me to a hit of acid. My first time. Acid was popular in the Navy because it can't be detected via urinalysis. We dropped the acid and put on Black Sabbath's "Paranoid." Whilst tripping and listening to the beginning of, "War Pigs," where the ts ts ts ts ts of the hi-hats were, we imagined a little man named Jasper as the one hitting the hi-hats. Jasper looked like Mario from the Donkey Kong games. My brother's fiancée (now wife) was in town visiting. They were in my brother's room the entire time. At one point, we heard them having sex. We heard her let out a little moan, then proceeded to mimic the moan with War Pigs playing in the background. That's why my brother came out and begged us to stop ... and to listen to another song/album. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 how long do you have for my long list? tripping on mesc listening to the entire Moody Blues collection in the dark tripping on shrooms and walking from Monroe (near Culver) to downtown to see ZZ Top play tripping on blotter at a county park screaming the words to the 2 or more Good Rats albums tripping on something or another and watching the sun rise after a Friday night party 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: tripping on mesc listening to the entire Moody Blues collection in the dark tripping on shrooms and walking from Monroe (near Culver) to downtown to see ZZ Top play tripping on blotter at a county park screaming the words to the 2 or more Good Rats albums tripping on something or another and watching the sun rise after a Friday night party Are you sure your time and interactions here aren’t some drug induced illusion? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) Tripping on acid the day my brother moved into his house. He knocked the old chicken coop down in his yard at about 4 am. Ridiculously loud but we lost track of time and thought it was only 9pm. Heard a guy mumbling walking up the street and then a thud. We thought it was a drunk walking home from bar and fell so we went to check on him. Could not find him. The mumbling was getting louder, we’re getting more and more paranoid then #### a doodle doo. It was a rooster walking around. Another time tripping we were camping pretty deep in the woods and as it was kicking in I was standing near the trail and said I feel like I’m waiting for something. My brother goes yeah the ice cream truck. Little while later the radio plays a song that had something similar to the ice cream truck song. We both ran to the trail with our money out waiting. Took us a few mins to realize we were in the middle of nowhere and the ice cream truck doesn’t come at 2 am up a hiking trail another trip we ended up somewhere that had the Stanley cup. We got to take a picture with it and I walked up and licked it. Good times lol Edited July 9, 2019 by Not at the table Karlos 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 I have to go with Utah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 You people are frightening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Took some DMT a couple years back after a long night of drinking...watching the sun rise sitting in a plastic chair overlooking the old farm which was on the edge of a cliff. The ocean kind of started shimmering and I felt like I was floating into the sky until my brother handed me the keys to the truck and said get back to work 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Took some DMT a couple years back after a long night of drinking...watching the sun rise sitting in a plastic chair overlooking the old farm which was on the edge of a cliff. The ocean kind of started shimmering and I felt like I was floating into the sky until my brother handed me the keys to the truck and said get back to work Please tell me more about DMT. Sounds like a blend of LSD and MDMA. I thought I had tried every hallucinogen under the sun.... I don’t do “drugs” anymore...just cannabis. But I certainly can appreciate a good trip ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Took some DMT a couple years back after a long night of drinking...watching the sun rise sitting in a plastic chair overlooking the old farm which was on the edge of a cliff. The ocean kind of started shimmering and I felt like I was floating into the sky until my brother handed me the keys to the truck and said get back to work I think you may be having a flashback / hallucination. watching the sun rise sitting in a plastic chair overlooking the old farm which was on the edge of a cliff. The ocean kind of started shimmering and I felt like I was floating into the sky until my brother handed me the keys to the truck and said get back to work were you overlooking a farm or an ocean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Once, in a manic state, I liked penguins. Thank God for medication. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 not many great thoughts, but a number of incidences. i remember once on acid, a few of us we outside on my friend's deck just enjoying the outdoors. at one point i looked up at my friend, and he had a terrified look on his face. i turned around to see what was going on, and right behind me were 3 girl scouts, also standing there with terrified looks on their faces. there was a legit mexican stand off for about 15-20 seconds. finally my friend screamed out, "what do you want?!" they screamed back, "is your mom home?!" again dead silence. they finally just turned and jogged away. it's much scarier when you're on acid. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, teef said: not many great thoughts, but a number of incidences. i remember once on acid, a few of us we outside on my friend's deck just enjoying the outdoors. at one point i looked up at my friend, and he had a terrified look on his face. i turned around to see what was going on, and right behind me were 3 girl scouts, also standing there with terrified looks on their faces. there was a legit mexican stand off for about 15-20 seconds. finally my friend screamed out, "what do you want?!" they screamed back, "is your mom home?!" again dead silence. they finally just turned and jogged away. it's much scarier when you're on acid. Not going to lie....I thought this was posted in the wrong thread. It sounded like it was leading to a “Hot for Girl Scout” thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Just ask Bob in Mich, anything he says shouldld be in an altered state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Not going to lie....I thought this was posted in the wrong thread. It sounded like it was leading to a “Hot for Girl Scout” thread. The girls were in the 8-10 yr old range. That would have been bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, teef said: The girls were in the 8-10 yr old range. That would have been bad. Yeah...I was reading it and cringing thinking "Oh no....say it aint so Teef...say it aint so". Then you reply "it aint so kid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETTOTHE50 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) I went on a trip to rio de janiero a couple years ago with my masters class. A couple of us were big time stoners so we bought some of the local stuff, and proceeded to smoke it in the hotel room. So in the midst of smoking a fatty, someone knocks on the door. My roommate checks through the peep hole and frantically warns us that it’s an employee. I scramble and throw the joint out of the 10th floor window into the crowded street and my other friend throws the ash tray into the closet. We would be expelled from our program if we were caught. So anyways my roommate goes to open the door and it turns out the employee just wanted to give us some free chocolate. Funny thing is, there was still weed scattered throughout the table top Brazilian weed is still the best ***** I’ve ever smoked till this day. I also have plenty moments where ive been eating and so ripped outta of my mind, that I start wondering where my food went after I had cleaned my plate. Edited July 9, 2019 by GETTOTHE50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Please tell me more about DMT. Sounds like a blend of LSD and MDMA. I thought I had tried every hallucinogen under the sun.... I don’t do “drugs” anymore...just cannabis. But I certainly can appreciate a good trip ? It's a plant derivative, the guy who made my batch was some viking dude named Lonnie. Smoked it from a water pipe, extracted from koa tree roots but you can apparently make it from a number of different plants. If you take enough I've heard there are some common themes to the trip like the sensation of a higher intelligence/being present, some folks I knew claim to have seen some blue godlike entity spouting wisdom but I didn't take a ton because I wasn't ready for a full on trip. I just got a heavy body load, almost felt out-of-body and my vision kind of devolved into fractals which was cool. Best part was it only lasted for about 10 mins but I assume if you take more you'd trip harder. Very similar high to ayahuasca without the nausea...can highly recommend. If you're into that sort of thing I mean 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I think you may be having a flashback / hallucination. watching the sun rise sitting in a plastic chair overlooking the old farm which was on the edge of a cliff. The ocean kind of started shimmering and I felt like I was floating into the sky until my brother handed me the keys to the truck and said get back to work were you overlooking a farm or an ocean? Both, the old farm was right on the coastline 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: When I was in college, I had my first edible and I ate too much....I was also drinking. I remember sitting on the couch and had my legs on the ottoman watching Coming to America. Then it hit me and hit me hard. I felt like my legs were floating up so I kept putting blankets and pillows on top of them to keep them down. When I was in my mid 20's, my friend and I were driving back from a party. We were drinking and shouldn't have been driving (I know, it was very stupid). He was behind the wheel and we see flashing lights behind us and freak the f out. We pull over. We wait for about 10 minutes trying to remain calm....the Officer never came. I eventually turn around and it wasn't a cop, it was a lit up Christmas tree. It was one of those giants ones they had out in front of the mall. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 One time during the summer years in high school I was at my buddies house, and we had just smoked a ton. I went to make one of those red baron personal pizzas in the microwave, and wondered why it wasnt working, after getting frustrated, I looked at the time and saw it was later than I thought and ran home. Turns out I had changed the time on the microwave instead of setting the time to cook. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 12:45 PM, teef said: not many great thoughts, but a number of incidences. i remember once on acid, a few of us we outside on my friend's deck just enjoying the outdoors. at one point i looked up at my friend, and he had a terrified look on his face. i turned around to see what was going on, and right behind me were 3 girl scouts, also standing there with terrified looks on their faces. there was a legit mexican stand off for about 15-20 seconds. finally my friend screamed out, "what do you want?!" they screamed back, "is your mom home?!" again dead silence. they finally just turned and jogged away. it's much scarier when you're on acid. I'm so happy I re-visited this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) I took acid and went to a casino... I felt like I was in Roger Rabbit b.c everything was cartoon with lots of colors. I played slots and for some reason the machine started screaming at me. So I ran away and one of those Big Bull Dogs walked me back over b.c I ended up winning like $3000. When the trip wore off I found I had hid money in every pocket in my pants, in my shoes and in my socks (Which were still on me). I also wrote stuff down with a friend that we were thinking of and tried to read it the next day when we remembered we had did that... unreadable. Edited July 10, 2019 by Boca BIlls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Does thinking Jeff Tuel May work out as starting QB count? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Cumulating the above goes a long way to 'splainin' many of the opinions expressed on TBD.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 1:00 PM, Wacka said: Just ask Bob in Mich, anything he says shouldld be in an altered state. ‘JohninMinn’ of ‘run the table’ fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) The 3rd time has to be the charm (prize) Edited July 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 I think I have the funniest altered state of mind thoughts here. I just can’t remember the specifics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ol Dirty B Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I ate shrooms once and that was crazy. I didnt even want to because I just generally think it's gross. My friends who are great each took some our of there cut and said we're all doing it. I just remember jumping on a big trampoline thinking I was jumping all over the houses saying it's beautiful up there and talking about how grass is amazing it just goes on and on forever. It took me 45 minutes to roll a blunt my buddy stopped me halfway in because he thought I was rolling the guts back up in the blunt... which in my defense i wasn't. Then we all thought the corner of the living room was moving. It was fun but it was the end of it for me lol. We were tripping. I can't imagine what the neighbors thought. A bunch of 18 year olds probably outside drooling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. I was hoping for some video. I’m not sure who’s more disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: I was hoping for some video. I’m not sure who’s more disappointed. I really wish there was video to confirm if things happened as I remember them happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I really wish there was video to confirm if things happened as I remember them happening. It’s never just like we remembered. BUT, it could still be hysterical!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share Posted July 11, 2019 55 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. If you want my honest opinion....I think you were staring at the refrigerator light for an hour and a half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Oh there are so many. If I could just remember them. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Royale with Cheese Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Right now I’m thinking: ”Do my clothes get sad if I don’t wear them for awhile?” Yep...I took off my current shirt and put on an old t-shirt I haven’t worn in awhile. Great sense of accomplishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I was seeing this girl for a short bit, things we’re going decent, but she was really into me, and I was losing interest, she was sweet, but had a bitchy side I was getting sick of. So one night my friend swings by, feeds me a couple hits of E, I felt euphoria. She calls me right then, starts being bitchy, I just started laughing, said we should call it quits. “That’s it?!” she said. “You think it’s funny?” I just kept laughing harder. I don’t like breakups on either end. But that was by far the easiest breakup I ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Right now I’m thinking: ”Do my clothes get sad if I don’t wear them for awhile?” Yep...I took off my current shirt and put on an old t-shirt I haven’t worn in awhile. Great sense of accomplishment. You should probably sleep in your closet at least once a week. It’s also possible the clothes you wear consider themselves the unlucky ones. Hard to say for sure.... ?♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Augie said: You should probably sleep in your closet at least once a week. It’s also possible the clothes you wear consider themselves the unlucky ones. Hard to say for sure.... ?♂️ I also just poured unsweetened tea in my wonton soup. I was going for the cup and missed by 10 inches. I don’t know what I’m doing tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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