DC Tom Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) What about "Take your stinking #@&* out of her you big damn dirty ape!" Edited February 10, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I think the subject is adequately descriptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Calling the six million dollar man to the rescue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 What's the big deal? If I'm out stalking bear and come across Sasquatch there's really only one option: shoot the sum b!tch. Sasquatch in flagrante delicto? Might need video for my youtube channel before I off 'em both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 "Fortunately, the couple started screaming and swearing after getting shot, helping the hunters realize their mistake and call 911." I'm surprised they didn't just think, "Holy ****, a talking Sasquatch!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 What the ***** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Look at the other headlines on that page. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Kinky sex. Big Foot. Have we confirmed that Rex Ryan wasn't involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: What about "Take your stinking #@&* out of her you big damn dirty ape!" How, exactly, do you know it stinks??? Hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 How about "you might be an idiot if you were involved in this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 It's never funny when two innocent people get shot, but........that's about as close as it gets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Kinky sex. Big Foot. Have we confirmed that Rex Ryan wasn't involved? It’s big foot, it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Bad Things said: Look at the other headlines on that page. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Your Brown Eye said: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. Well the fact that he was gasping for hair probably convinced the beaver that he was into it. Edited February 10, 2019 by 4merper4mer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 After thousands of years evolution, this is where the human race is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Mericans are not very smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Wow... I better shave and get a haircut stat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Bad Things said: Look at the other headlines on that page. Pretty creative, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Peter Caine lives in the Watkins’s Glenn uria. Edited February 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 "Is the Pope Catholic?" "Does a Sasquatch screw in the woods?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 14 hours ago, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ How about, "Tim Graham and 26CB Resurface in Ohio" ?? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. I would hate to be friends with that guy because there is no topping that story. Then again, there is a gem headline underneath your story involving Alabama man being caught cheating by by his wife. Ok that story plays out millions of times except in this case the dude is having his affair with a goat and is stupid enough to put it out on the internet. “Sadly, this is not the first time that such acts occur in the small community where as much as 17 cases of gruesome bestiality have been identified in the last five years, a situation that worries the authorities who say they are powerless in front of such a situation.” https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, DC Tom said: With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ Edited February 10, 2019 by Lurker 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Fake news! https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470171-fake-news-couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 It’s real to me dammit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 7 hours ago, Nervous Guy said: what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? rookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: That's deplorable.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lurker said: That's deplorable.... Like asking Pavarotti how to sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/ DC Tom playing with his WWII toys again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabrecrazed Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 It would have been believable if it was Florida or Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) On 2/9/2019 at 6:32 PM, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. Edited February 11, 2019 by Kevbeau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ She chose the dolphin over you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. 6 hours ago, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. "World News Daily Report" wasn't your first clue? I knew a guy who had an article written about him in Weekly World News. These articles aren't always completely fabricated. And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, DC Tom said: And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing... Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet: they tend to have big... ... shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ Can you get a photo of her holding a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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