4merper4mer Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 It seems to be a good time to start this with the Colts preseason game being featured on MNF. He was hurt last year and got European treatment which took a while so there was really only one 2017 excuse and no need for a thread. The 2016 thread was a doozy with everything but the Loch Ness monster being blamed. All arrows seem seem to be pointing up for 2018 but I'm sure there will be some reasons for the turnovers and 4th and 1 incompletions to wide open guys. I think the leading candidate is that the Titans, Jags, and Texans are all much stronger than the last time he saw them. Then again, Brisset swept the Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Always interested in seeing what is raised in the Kim Jung QB thread 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 His creepy mustache is weighing him down! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I dont think his arm will lever be what it was. They are going to look back on this draft as an extraordinary blunder. They picked up a guard, yes a guard, could have had Allen or Rosen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: It seems to be a good time to start this with the Colts preseason game being featured on MNF. He was hurt last year and got European treatment which took a while so there was really only one 2017 excuse and no need for a thread. The 2016 thread was a doozy with everything but the Loch Ness monster being blamed. All arrows seem seem to be pointing up for 2018 but I'm sure there will be some reasons for the turnovers and 4th and 1 incompletions to wide open guys. I think the leading candidate is that the Titans, Jags, and Texans are all much stronger than the last time he saw them. Then again, Brisset swept the Texans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, C.Biscuit97 said: His creepy mustache is weighing him down! Combined with that deep nasally voice he is hard to watch on commercials. The commercial when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck", I damn near puked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Combined with that deep nasally voice he is hard to watch on commercials. The commercial when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck", I damn near puked. yeah i mean for a guy that's supposed to be a football hero or whatever he sure is an ugly mug 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Combined with that deep nasally voice he is hard to watch on commercials. The commercial when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck", I damn near puked. Bill Simmons does a funny impression of Luck as Andre the Giant. this is also one of the best twitter follows: https://mobile.twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck also, I’m totally taking Luck as my 2nd QB in fantasy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Ah, the season can officially start! we need Cam’s 2018 thread as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Needs more cowbell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Not this year, old Luck will be back to form with a good coach again. 2 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Ah, the season can officially start! we need Cam’s 2018 thread as well No need, he just sux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: Not this year, old Luck will be back to form with a good coach again. No need, he just sux Yeah, MVPs of the nfl suck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 What if Frank Reich starts posting in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotherChazz Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Best Bills thread of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capco Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 This thread is very Billsy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said: Yeah, MVPs of the nfl suck!!! Hey , it's cam 's number one nut hugger. Cam said you need better technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: What if Frank Reich starts posting in this thread The real one or the pantomime one? ? Edited August 20, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: Combined with that deep nasally voice he is hard to watch on commercials. The commercial when he cuts off a price of his neck hair, wont even call it a beard, then sprinkles the hair stubs on the guy and says "here is some Luck", I damn near puked. Close your eyes and tell me you don’t hear creepy, black hoodie wearing Kermit the Frog when he talks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: Hey , it's cam 's number one nut hugger. Cam said you need better technique. How’s your boys Landry Jones, that meth head from TCU, and John Skelton doing? why do you not like any black qbs? ? 8 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: What if Frank Reich starts posting in this thread It probably won’t be until this thread has reached like 35 pages, Luck is getting crushed, and he will win in it in the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said: Bill Simmons does a funny impression of Luck as Andre the Giant. this is also one of the best twitter follows: https://mobile.twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck also, I’m totally taking Luck as my 2nd QB in fantasy. LMAO! Gotta love the pic 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said: How’s your boys Landry Jones, that meth head from TCU, and John Skelton doing? why do you not like any black qbs? ? It probably won’t be until this thread has reached like 35 pages, Luck is getting crushed, and he will win in it in the end. I liked Vick and McNabb. Why do you like bad QBs. Edited August 20, 2018 by Buffalo Barbarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said: Hey , it's cam 's number one nut hugger. Cam said you need better technique. While we realize you have no use for Newton, Bridgewater, Mahomes, Jackson, Taylor, Watson, Wilson, and Winston because they aren't as good as Connor Cook, Blaine Gabbert or Blake Bortles, this thread is about excuses for Andrew Luck. Please feel free to start a thread about why you hate Cam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, 4merper4mer said: While we realize you have no use for Newton, Bridgewater, Mahomes, Jackson, Taylor, Watson, Wilson, and Winston because they aren't as good as Connor Cook, Blaine Gabbert or Blake Bortles, this thread is about excuses for Andrew Luck. Please feel free to start a thread about why you hate Cam. Not worth my time but feel free to dispense your wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I've disagreed with 4mer's takes in the past, and I've usually been wrong. If Luck does suck, it will be a major feather in 4mer's cap. He's been on that train for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridge Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 At some point in the not too distant future, Andrew Luck will stop being the most overrated QB in the NFL and the consensus will simply be that he had a bad career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Hes ready this year: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 I don't know that I would call him bad. He was simply supposed to be the greatest player drafted in 50 years. He has not been anything approaching that but the narrative cannot be changed. Kim Jung QB must not be criticized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said: Kim Jung QB must not be criticized. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 hours ago, C.Biscuit97 said: His creepy mustache is weighing him down! and his obnoxious goober-hick speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloRebound Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Darnold a poor man’s Andrew Luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: I don't know that I would call him bad. He was simply supposed to be the greatest player drafted in 50 years. He has not been anything approaching that but the narrative cannot be changed. Kim Jung QB must not be criticized. Heaven knows you have tried..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Royale with Cheese Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 If he stays healthy all year...I see him throwing 35 TD’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 hours ago, joesixpack said: Always interested in seeing what is raised in the Kim Jung QB thread ...this should have legs.....good Lord............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 hours ago, dorquemada said: yeah i mean for a guy that's supposed to be a football hero or whatever he sure is an ugly mug If I remember correctly, that guy played in the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 "Luck Excuse" thread?...now go dig up all of the TBD threads talking about trading for Luck......smellin' hypocritical breezes.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: "Luck Excuse" thread?...now go dig up all of the TBD threads talking about trading for Luck......smellin' hypocritical breezes.......... Leave Drew Brees out of this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadonkadonk Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Throws too many interceptions. Always has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullBuchanan Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I think it's far more likely he goes straight back to dominating the division, and jacksonville crawls back to the basement where they belong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 His neck beard is too damn itchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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