Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I hear he drives a BMW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first. Dude I'm right in that Cheektowaga area and I can confirm it is turning into a **** hole! shoulda bought a house in west Seneca! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fadingpain Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Magox said: I hear he drives a BMW And WNY has a BMW dealer! Mere coincidence? My God, he's coming here isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Can we get this thread to surpass the Mario Williams one? I think we can ladies! Ground up in the freezer! F5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac. Coincidence? Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first. Do you really believe that Keenum is looking for a 1-2 year deal ?? At reasonable rate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first. I'm using a target bathroom right now and I don't agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Putin said: Do you really believe that Keenum is looking for a 1-2 year deal ?? At reasonable rate ? Do you really believe that Case Keenum collects his own toenails? I don’t know it not to be true.... 2 minutes ago, Not at the table Karlos said: I'm using a target bathroom right now and I don't agree. Wipe front to back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first. Sounds like a lock to me! If it will tip the deal our way, @plenzmd1 may just show him where to find the Shangri la of bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Formation Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 You didn't hear about this first in one of your high level meetings, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanbillsfan2206 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Mrs. Lippy’s car is green 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 minute ago, NewDayBills said: You didn't hear about this first in one of your high level meetings, did you? I heard this while I was really high at a Walgreens in Concord, NH. Same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac. Coincidence? Think about it. AND you can spell “U neek me sac” with his name in a game of anagrams, which is very close to “You need my sac (sic),” which, when you read the tea leaves, is very in line with Beane’s goal of finding a QB with the balls to throw a football. It’s Keenum! It’s Keenum! Lock it in! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billzfan Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac. Coincidence? Think about it. In Indian that means... I’m coming to Buffalo! Look it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFT Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Case Keenum has a Wegmans loyalty card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Where is Buffalo Bills Detective when we need him? Someone get him on the....Case 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Blue cheese or ranch though!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perk71 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I used a California Fish Grill restroom last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domdab99 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 48 minutes ago, Magox said: I hear he drives a BMW You take that back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Wiz said: Blue cheese or ranch though!?!?!? If the answer isn’t blue cheese I don’t want the guy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, Magox said: I hear he drives a BMW Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about being picked up in a Taurus at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 36 minutes ago, Augie said: Sounds like a lock to me! If it will tip the deal our way, @plenzmd1 may just show him where to find the Shangri la of bathrooms. I will do whatever I can, but Case may not consider the head at the top of 331 to be the Shangri La of poopers that I do..but I can certainly show him how clean it is at 12:20 on a Sunday afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: I will do whatever I can, but Case may not consider the head at the top of 331 to be the Shangri La of poopers that I do..but I can certainly show him how clean it is at 12:20 on a Sunday afternoon! So it’s safe when you arrive....how about when you leave? More Chernobyl-like? He’s got to get the timing right, I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Does this mean we're not trading for Kirk Cousins? I thought that was a done deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psuscott16 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 How does he feel about body slamming people through burning tables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Does this mean we're not trading for Kirk Cousins? I thought that was a done deal! Cousins to Buffalo is soooo like a month ago done deal. This rumor has traction now after being corroborated by my high level source. This person currently is employed at OBD, but has a reason for letting this out. When the time comes I will reveal my favorite Chinese restaurant in the greater Batavia area. Leaving bread crumbs for my birds. Chirp chirp. 1 hour ago, transient said: AND you can spell “U neek me sac” with his name in a game of anagrams, which is very close to “You need my sac (sic),” which, when you read the tea leaves, is very in line with Beane’s goal of finding a QB with the balls to throw a football. It’s Keenum! It’s Keenum! Lock it in! Boom! Now you’re rowing on both sides of the canoe. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Does Terry's plane have a bathroom or not? This could be the deciding factor. Where is the plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearLess Price Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Out of all the fa qbs keenum and mccarron seem the most affordable and similar talent. Keenum > mccarron Top 3 Rookie qb over all. Just not Allen Out of all the fa qbs keenum and mccarron seem the most affordable and similar talent. Keenum > mccarron Top 3 Rookie qb over all. Just not Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, FearLess Price said: Out of all the fa qbs keenum and mccarron seem the most affordable and similar talent. Keenum > mccarron Top 3 Rookie qb over all. Just not Allen Out of all the fa qbs keenum and mccarron seem the most affordable and similar talent. Keenum > mccarron Top 3 Rookie qb over all. Just not Allen Gotta go get the papers...get the papers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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