Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Robert Kraft is demanding an apology from the NFL. I thought that it would be funny if everyone started flooding the Patriots with "apology" letters. Let's send them our "sincerest" condolences for the injustice that they have suffered. Send the letters to: Robert Kraft or Bill Belicheck or Tom Brady C/o New England Patriots One Patriot Place Foxborough, MA 02035 Spread the word!! Brady already said that "his feelings were hurt" let's see if we can break his spirit (maybe he will quit). At any rate get to writing!! Feel free to post the PG versions here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Robert Kraft, On behalf of the NFL let me apologize for allowing Deflate gate to exist throughout SB week. The NFL should have put a stop the Cheatriots ways at the time of Spygate and banned Bellyache for life. Sincerely NFL Edited January 27, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bob, F-U! Sincerely, The world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. Edited January 27, 2015 by Kirby Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Gentlemen, Obviously the Patriots are to be admired for their hard work and dedication. Not only do I owe you an apology for the outrageous accusations and indignities caused by your intentional deflating of 11 of 12 footballs, I also owe you a personal thank you for lying down and letting my former team, the Buffalo Bills, win a game at your home field. Obviously the game meant nothing, yet you chose to show mercy and I obviously appreciate that so much that I walked out on my former team, the Buffalo Bills. Fortunately for me, I have received my dream job, which is coaching the offensive line for the fastest rising team in football, the Jacksonville Jaguars. Thank you again for your hospitality, and please accept my humble and personal apology for the outrageous treatment you boys received after cheating for so many years. I love you. Obviously, Doug "St. Doug" Marrone Assistant Head Coach/Offensive Line Coach THE Jacksonville Jaguars Jacksonville, Florida USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrod's Tailor Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. definitely mention how he'd have 4 rings like Montana if only he hadn't overthrown Welker in 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Blobert Kraft, This is what happens when you turn a blind eye to your head coach creating an atmosphere that cheating is acceptable. Reap it, B word. Best Regards, Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. Dear Bobbie.... I know how it feels to be wrongly accused. Love... Lance Armstrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Mr. Kraft, I like your macaroni and cheese. Love, Kdiggz (yes i know he's not the mac and cheese guy before people try and correct me) Edited January 27, 2015 by kdiggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Bobbie.... I know how it feels to be wrongly accused. Love... Lance Armstrong Winner! Although Dear Tommie might be better Edited January 27, 2015 by CodeMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Winner! Although Dear Tommie might be better They are interchangeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Cheatriots: I'm sorry. I'm sorry McLovin fumbled in the 2009 game at Foxboro paving the way for your 2010 SB run I'm sorry Gronk had single coverage with Duke Williams in 2014 paving the way for your 2015 SB run I'm sorry about Greggggggg Jauron Mularkey Chan Wanny Marrone If it wasn't for the Bills incompetence you would not have the AFCE dominance of the last 15 years, putting you in the playoffs annually with home field and a path to the SB (except when you suck and lose to the Ravens, etc). You wouldn't have the constant microscope on your cheating and it would be much easier to cover up. It's not you, it's us. Yours til Niagara Falls, Bills fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tu-Toned Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Bob, I will never eat a Kraft single again. For all we know, with your cheating ways and all, that might not even be real cheese that your pushing there. Sincerely, Tu-Toned Edited January 27, 2015 by Tu-Toned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Mr. Kraft I'm sorry the league couldn't prove you cheated. Sincerely, etc., etc., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Herr Kraft, NUTS. -JoeSixPack Edited January 27, 2015 by joesixpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog If there was a mic drop emoji I think that this would be the appropriate place for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog Edited January 27, 2015 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Football aside its hard for me to hate on Robert Craft He employed the catering company my wife used to work for (went to his house several times when we lived in Cape Cod) and he gave a great tip to the wait staff Football wise......i hate the patriots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Despite the fact that there are people who've spent years in prison for crimes they did not commit we understand your situation is much worse. You guys got your poor little feelings hurt. For that, we all apologize Sincerely, NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Football aside its hard for me to hate on Robert Craft He employed the catering company my wife used to work for (went to his house several times when we lived in Cape Cod) and he gave a great tip to the wait staff Football wise......i hate the patriots. And by all accounts his wife (whose family brought the $ to the table, since Kraft effectively married the boss's daughter) was a great woman, which kind of makes his gallivanting around with an "actress" less than half his age a bit nauseating. Kraft's not a dumb guy--Columbia and HBS alum that he is--so you'd think he could find an accomplished, wonkishly attractive woman in her mid-to-late 40's to squire around instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Please apologize to us for Aaron Hernandez murder convistions Please apologize to us for Nicholas Kaczur - arrested for drug trafficing turned snitch and ..... Patriots receiver Julian Edelman arrested for indecent... New England Patriots Mascot Arrested in Sex Sting | Fox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELLABEANER Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bob, Im Really sorry that you own a team full of cheaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Please apologize to us for Aaron Hernandez murder convistions Please apologize to us for Nicholas Kaczur - arrested for drug trafficing turned snitch and ..... Patriots receiver Julian Edelman arrested for indecent... New England Patriots Mascot Arrested in Sex Sting | Fox... Ha ha, I like this one a lot too!! Let's just turn the tables and start asking him to apologize. Well played!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I am sorry that there are clear cut rules to the game of football and you club seems to feel that they are yours to manipulate. Im sorry your defenders feel its because your organization is so successful is your only reason of these accusations. That fact of the matter is you've been caught twice violating the rules of the game. Im actually sorry you havent been caught more because in all fairness your organization probably has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Mr. Kraft, When you, Bill Belichick, and Tom Brady are on the ballot for the Hall of Fame, your culture of cheating will be the story again...and again...and again. People might have short memories from season to season, but the Hall of Fame is different. Your team, and your reputation, are tarnished forever. Hope you enjoyed holding up that shiny trophy, you disingenous jerk. Sincerely, NFL Fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Mr Kraft -- I'm sorry the commissioner and you are such good buddies that you can keep breaking rules and getting away with it, almost never with any consequences or punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhg Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Mr. Kraft, I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry that you can't enjoy the peace of mind that comes with being an honest person. Sincerely, An honest person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog If there was a mic drop emoji I think that this would be the appropriate place for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bob Like all great men who head a major organization you look for every edge both sanctioned and unsanctioned (which the ignorant unwashed masses deem cheating) sadly like many great men your reputation will be tarnished by the unpatriotic who refuse to understand that true competitors always "cheat" whether it is needed or not. Sincerely The ghost of Richard M Nixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Mr. Kraft, I'm sorry that you had to hear the truth from the likes of Richard Sherman. I can't imagine I'd like that much, either. If it wasn't so true, you could probably sue for slander. Kindly tap Commissioner Goodell on the top of the head when he's done and let him know I said sucks for him too... pun intended. Piss off, mother effer! Edited January 27, 2015 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert, William and Thomas, I am sorry in advance for the ass-whumpin' Rex and the boys are going hand you next season. Sincerely, Terry Pegula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxy312 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Patriots organization, I'm sorry you are being scrutinized by the media and fans for allegedly deflating balls on purpose in order to gain a competitive advantage. After all, it's not like your coach has ever been under scrutiny in the past for indiscretions as pertains to the rules, which were used to his advantage in the past. He is clearly beyond any reproach in this matter and deserves our utmost respect as fans.I'm sorry in advance if the Seahawks use the tactic mentioned by Tony Dungy to slow down the game. It's just as possible that someone on that team could be hurt on one play and come back the next, as it is for the referees to get confused by Patriot player substitutions that would otherwise be deemed illegal. In either case, both are in the fair spirit of the game.I'm sorry that Belichick has no scientific acumen to speak of. While rubbing your own balls or those of Tom Brady may have an effect on something, rubbing an NFL football will not change the pressure of the ball. If I were a fan of your team, I would write a letter to the organization asking them to forbid BB from ever talking about science again. Whatever it is that he thinks "science" actually is. I'm sorry that Tom Brady is a whiny B word. Honestly, his incessant crying during every game about every play must get tiring. More than anything, I think I'm just grateful here that he isn't miked up such that we have to listing to it. His body language, head rolls and such are enough to make me want to yell STFU at my TV as it is. I'm sorry that even with a win on Sunday that your team will be 1-2 in Superbowls by almost every football fan that isn't a Patriots fan. Those first three wins will forever have asterisks that don't get erased with time or with continued fervid arguments that Spygate didn't really matter. With a loss in the Superbowl, your organization would be doomed forever as the team that won 3 with cheating and lost 3 with a different type of cheating that got you to the big game, but didn't help you win it. Hugs, Not a Patriots fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Patriots, From a woman's perspective, I am especially sorry for Tommy's hurt feelings. I never wanted to see things go this far. I hope these words from the Bee Gees may bring some measure of healing to this poor man. How can you mend a broken heart?How can you keep the ball from popping out?How can you throw a nice tight spiral? Who makes these rules I flout? How can you mend this broken man?How can a loser ever win?Please help me mend my broken heart and let me win again. Yours, Kim Pegula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 And by all accounts his wife (whose family brought the $ to the table, since Kraft effectively married the boss's daughter) was a great woman, which kind of makes his gallivanting around with an "actress" less than half his age a bit nauseating. Kraft's not a dumb guy--Columbia and HBS alum that he is--so you'd think he could find an accomplished, wonkishly attractive woman in her mid-to-late 40's to squire around instead. I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or not, but i am guessing you are If you are not....for all the reasons to hate Kraft, that youngin on his arm is the one reason i am NOT hating on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somnus00 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dearest Robert Kraft, I do sincerely apologize for putting you in this position of having to defend William Belichick and Thomas Brady. I realize there are innocent men rotting in prison or on death row, but this indecency is tragedy that your $billions$ likely cannot soothe. I should have spared you from this fate by banning Mr. Belichick in 2007 when he was caught cheating. Instead I allowed that individual to continue his cheating ways. I led you on with the false hope that your organization could engage in any actions without repercussions. Afterall, your team cheated in the Superbowl and I destroyed the evidence. How could I have teased you so? I truly hope there is some way that I can ease your suffering. Sexual acts are not off the table. Longing to be yours, Roger Goodell xoxo ps: RK + RG = True love 4-ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybe Someday Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Since very few people would actually mail a letter to the *pats* via USPS and even if they do it’s unlikely it would gain any national attention, can someone get this trending on Twitter or Facebook? I’d do it myself but don’t participate in social media. If we can do that, you know it’ll gain even more media attention. I’d also be curious how many fans of other teams feel the same way that we do. #ApologyforKraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bobby, My bad. Don't worry I'll take care of it. We'll discuss over dinner at my place. Sincerely, Goods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What I wanna know is if the Pats* are found "guilty" of altering the footballs, is he gonna apologize to the league and millions of fans??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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