Wayne Cubed Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "how does this work again" "is this a big event?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) Your drinking on a Thursday night, what is the occasion? Edited April 25, 2013 by Gordio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Doesn't matter you guys will still suck next year!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog69 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I'm sure she was yammering about something. i don't know. I wasn't listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Positive Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Wife: "How can you watch men talking about men's bodies for three straight days?" 9 year old Son: "When will they start playing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansLanda Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Why is there an Elvis impersonator on ESPN?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Lots of passive aggressive behavior eventually ending in outright hostility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS 56 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "didn't you try to avoid the draft at one time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "why would they want to get a player at a slot that is higher in the draft than #8?" "Doesn't that mean they get a player than isn't as good?" She actually asks pretty good questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Let me change the channel and you will get sex later." You are definitely married. I just hope you don't call that bluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchmurraydowntown Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Yours is bigger than my husbands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 WTF is living under Mel Kiper's scalp that makes his hair like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloATL Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Is the drafting of (insert name of QB at 8) a "game changer" the same way that drafting that Tulane kid with the bad hair was?" said in a sarcastic voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog69 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Yours is bigger than my husbands. Your TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "This is boring. Put on Dancing with the Stars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousetrap08 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Has the Bills made thier pick yet. Before the draft has even started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "You're a piece of ****. I can't wait to divorce you." It's basically a win win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Your TV? Beat me to it. Wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D521646 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Really this crap is on for three more hours"This from a woman that watches shows like Hoarders and that nitwit shemale beauty queen show.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Yours is bigger than my husbands. "Yours is bigger than mitchmurraydowntown's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibuya Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "you are recording this. Why do you have to watch it right now ?" "Why are you recording the same program on two channels - ESPN and NFLN " really you actually record this, on both channels ? that's funny. I just walk by and watch the picks scroll by occasionally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This is my first draft with my gf with me. (last year I watched at a bar). If she's like she was at the Super Bowl, she will just laugh at me when I yell "WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?..... WOW. What a move!." After every other play and in this case pick. I bought a 6 pack already. Should be a good night "You're a piece of ****. I can't wait to divorce you." It's basically a win win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This is my first draft with my gf with me. (last year I watched at a bar). If she's like she was at the Super Bowl, she will just laugh at me when I yell "WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?..... WOW. What a move!." After every other play and in this case pick. I bought a 6 pack already. Should be a good night Are you only watching the first 8 picks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Are you only watching the first 8 picks? Had a couple tall boys in the fridge already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Are you only watching the first 8 picks? +a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "if they draft DJ Fluker, I will toss your salad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "how does this work again" "is this a big event?" Um, if your wife/GF is asking you these questions, you are in trouble. kj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "if they draft DJ Fluker, I will toss your salad." If thats what she'll do for Fluker something tells me you won't be able to walk for a week if Joeckel or Fisher falls to 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) You are definitely married. I just hope you don't call that bluff. I sure do. It's one of the few guaranteed sex nights of the year (But I stall until after the Bills first pick which is all I want to see anyway ) Edited April 25, 2013 by CodeMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This thread is already phenomenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "But Grey's is on tonight!" "We can Picture in picture" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Why can't you just watch ESPN later to see who they pick? Why do you have to watch this all night long?" "Why does it have to start at 8:00 when we can be watching other things (that she likes" "Is he (Chris Berman) from buffalo? How does he know who the Bills are going to pick?" "This is boring, can we watch the Notebook... again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "It's 2 AM you arent waching this are you, you need to work tomorrow..." "It's just starting?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Do The Bills have any good players already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "why do you get all excited, you know they will just break your heart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "why do you get all excited, you know they will just break your heart" To which you should just turn to her, stare at her, and then say nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RK_BillsFan Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Mother "Doesn't matter who they pick, they are just gonna suck next year, just like always" Me "I swear to go mom if you don't shut up i'll spoil the ending of every single soup opera you watch" GF..... nods* smiles* eats all my food and drinks all the beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Mother "Doesn't matter who they pick, they are just gonna suck next year, just like always" Me "I swear to go mom if you don't shut up i'll spoil the ending of every single soup opera you watch" GF..... nods* smiles* eats all my food and drinks all the beer* How embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/145121-censored-my-gf-says/ Great idea... I wonder who initiated this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 http://forums.twobil...red-my-gf-says/ Great idea... I wonder who initiated this?! Do you need attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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