boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 My girlfriend, for the record, is going out to eat with her dad tonight when she gets off work. I thought about going... still might. Either way, she should be here by 8... She is picking me up beer. I get to watch whatever I want like always. And, I will get laid tonight. Book it. Do you need attention? Yep. No GF here at the moment. Just the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 about Barkley: "That kid looks like a douchebag" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turdferguson Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 " I want to watch American idol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 me thinks members is making up stuffs. The fun of this is to make your other sit with you and ask her to comment on the draft. It started as a way to make her feel like I wanted to know her opinion of stuff, you know... like listen to her. But, she was and is pretty funny with **** she says... so in the shoutbox I began posting her comments. Then everyone said just start a thread because others would chime in with their others and what they would say during the event... So, drag your wife in, drink a few beers and let her talk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchmurraydowntown Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Yours is bigger than mitchmurraydowntown's." Beat me to it. Wait! Your TV? I left the door open for boys to walk through it, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReturnoftheBuffaloBeast23 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Her: "Why is the old white guy shaking hands with the young black dude like that? Are they in a gang?" Me: WHHHHAATTTT?????? Her: "Oh theres a center in football? Thats the same position in basketball right?" Me: WHHHATTTTT?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 ...So, drag your wife in, drink a few beers and let her talk... um.. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS 4 EVER Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "You're an idiot. Give up on that stupid team already." "Do you really want to feel pain in the offseason? Wait until September to cry." "You know they are going to f^&K it up, now you're wasting time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Why are you recording the same program on two channels - ESPN and NFLN " I came to this thread for a laugh and went away with a good idea. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I wish I could respond in this thread... But one of the things I pay for is silence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 In all seriousness: "Can you please stop swearing? Your daughter can hear you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Didn't they just have a draft last month ? ? (she seems to have time reference problems........when it comes to sports) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchmurraydowntown Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Why are you naked & covered in Durkee Hot sauce / Chivetta's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedGame Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "What do you mean you'd trade me for a 6th round pick?" "Turn it off, or YOU'LL be Mr. Irrelevant." "Why do they keep showing an old guy sleeping in the Bills room?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "What do you mean you'd trade me for a 6th round pick?" "Turn it off, or YOU'LL be Mr. Irrelevant." "Why do they keep showing an old guy sleeping in the Bills room?" Classic! Still laughing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Um, if your wife/GF is asking you these questions, you are in trouble. kj wait, this thread isn't about what my wife says to me normally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReturnoftheBuffaloBeast23 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "What do you mean you'd trade me for a 6th round pick?" "Turn it off, or YOU'LL be Mr. Irrelevant." "Why do they keep showing an old guy sleeping in the Bills room?" HA!!!!! Im a set that up for tonight see what response I can get.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "I'm taking the baby and visiting grandma at the hospital... You, Jim Beam and the Bills draft is not fun for anyone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tossy McSalad Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "if they draft DJ Fluker, I will toss your salad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 To which you should just turn to her, stare at her, and then say nothing. Which is what I did to my wifey one time when she said, "That's what you get for rooting for a bad team." ICE wouldn't have given her a meaner stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A picture is worth a thousand words...i.e., FAR more than eleven, you dolt. I googled it: "6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced." Fourth image that came up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 really you actually record this, on both channels ? that's funny. I just walk by and watch the picks scroll by occasionally Yes on both counts. I do actually record both channels for Rd 1-3. Its the best reality show on TV. Drama, suspense, emotion, elation (well not me lately) And yes, my wife did actually ask those questions I came to this thread for a laugh and went away with a good idea. Thanks. You are welcome. It is fun replaying the comments . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 HAHA Nanker bumped my thread from 1 year ago. oofah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 I googled it: "6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced." Fourth image that came up: Now that was one hell of a thread bump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Now that was one hell of a thread bump... Yes, Nanker with the expert skill.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 And, I will get laid tonight. Book it. Yep. No GF here at the moment. Just the dog. Is it a ummm.... she-dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Is it a ummm.... she-dog? Nah, Griswald is a dude. The GF will be en route shortly. If she does not arrive with beer she will be turned away until she is possessing such nourishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Let me change the channel and you will get sex later." Gotta love the direct approach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in MontrÈal Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Might be more then the second year but I remember this from last year and it was pretty funny so I thought I would start it. "so if they trade down we have to keep watching this?" Me: I'm going to a friend's house to watch the draft tonight. Her: Do the Bills draft 1st? (mocking me) So that's all I'lll have. To go along that thread : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Hilarious Seriously. Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jkgobills Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Hahahah! Nice work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "I'm PMSing and out of drugs" "****, ****, ****, ****, ****" "I'm getting woo hoos, I'm sexy" "I want drinks" - actual conversation snippets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 "I'm PMSing and out of drugs" "****, ****, ****, ****, ****" "I'm getting woo hoos, I'm sexy" "I want drinks" - actual conversation snippets GF calls, I'm on the way, I am so full, I had a filet. My dad had ribs. Is the draft on yet?" I tell her someone made a 2nd annual thread..."oh god, does that mean you want me to watch again? do i still have to come?" ... "well, hopefully they don't hug as much this year. that was really gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davspo Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "How do they get their names on the shirt so quick?" "So when they get to the third round, their names are not on the shirt?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Me: Babe, more people watch the NFL draft than the MLB Playoffs and the NBA Playoffs. Her: That's what's wrong with America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "How do they get their names on the shirt so quick?" "So when they get to the third round, their names are not on the shirt?" I'm guessing iron on patches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Me: Babe, more people watch the NFL draft than the MLB Playoffs and the NBA Playoffs. Her: That's what's wrong with America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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