boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Starting this a little late, per request from the Shoutbox. If you have a beer, a girlfriend watching with you and a strong enough attention span to not notice her sitting in lingerie and post in the thread, feel free! "Wait, I am supposed to watch this now? Oh Lord." "Nothing exciting is happening" - 20 seconds later. "Tell me when something interesting happens? Wait, is that the retarded looking guy?"] Which one? "the one with the chin. yeah that dude, remember that ugly chick with a chin like that we saw?" on Brockers?: "Look he knows how to dress, unlike the Bills pick, he looked like a clown" "ha, he looks like someone you see in jail or on one of those shows." "where do they get these views (talking about camera angles)? Seems like you'd not want to watch a game like that." "I can see why girls watch football?" why? "because all the tight butts." On Irvin "Look, snoop. Wait, are there any white guys here?" Yes "I saw one, he looked cro-magnon." Kiper: "Why isn't he on wallstreet, he shouldn't be talking about sports." "Adam Schefter? I am guessing jewish." "He got his GED...thats not horrible, at least he didn't torture dogs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 "I can see why girls watch football?" why? "because all the tight butts." I've heard that one before. Wife: "Who's RG3?" Me: "Quarterback, Heisman Trophy winner." Wife: "Oh, so he's a bust?" Me "No, he's a bust, AND he'll be arrested within three years. Because the Redskins drafted him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Stuuuuuupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) "Tim Tebow? Didn't he go away?" "They are booing? Why?" They're the jets. "They're retarded, that's horrible." "I hope that's his girlfriend not his mom." "He has excellent size, whats his size?" Stuuuuuupid Actually, she doesn't care for sports. Her IQ is higher then mine, rare, over 160. Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherryCoke Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) pictures? 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. Kirkpatrick "He looks silly, like the guy from Outkast and Sideshow guy from that show you like." "Do all these guys talking have gay crushes on these players?" Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. A picture is worth a thousand words...i.e., FAR more than eleven, you dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtf1444 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 wait your telling me I have to watch this tomorrow night as well?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 "Do all these guys talking have gay crushes on these players?" No, most of them have crushes on The Brady. And The Brady is a jealous man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. Which draft pick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. please, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. What's his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 What's his name? Her. Bossie. Long legs...both pairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." You got huevos, I'll give you that. ...well at least until she cuts them off for posting her pic for the pervs on this site (I'm looking at you Pooj!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 on chandler Jones party... "Ray Charles sister wears her sunglasses at night, cuz she can, cuz she can." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." What's the least tasteful one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 What's the least tasteful one? http://imgur.com/9R5yn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoutbox Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://imgur.com/9R5yn Wowzers! I am GREEN with envy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://imgur.com/9R5yn Crap, ya got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mike Mayock: "DeCastro is the perfect 'Pittsburgh' player and will fit in great." My girl: "Why, does he like to rape girls in bathrooms?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) "Tim Tebow? Didn't he go away?" "They are booing? Why?" They're the jets. "They're retarded, that's horrible." "I hope that's his girlfriend not his mom." "He has excellent size, whats his size?" Actually, she doesn't care for sports. Her IQ is higher then mine, rare, over 160. No, I meant the fact that you started this thread was stuuuuuuuupid. Edited April 27, 2012 by It's in My Blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mike Mayock: "DeCastro is the perfect 'Pittsburgh' player and will fit in great." My girl: "Why, does he like to rape girls in bathrooms?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mike Mayock: "DeCastro is the perfect 'Pittsburgh' player and will fit in great." My girl: "Why, does he like to rape girls in bathrooms?" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 "Tim Tebow? Didn't he go away?" "They are booing? Why?" They're the jets. "They're retarded, that's horrible." "I hope that's his girlfriend not his mom." "He has excellent size, whats his size?" Actually, she doesn't care for sports. Her IQ is higher then mine, rare, over 160. So...you're telling me that both you and your girlfriend surpass genius level IQ? Wow, what are the odds? Please, do tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 So...you're telling me that both you and your girlfriend surpass genius level IQ? Wow, what are the odds? Please, do tell? bad grammer i guess, she is over 160. I am 140something. I don't remember the whole series of numbers I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 No, I meant the fact that you started this thread was stuuuuuuuupid. Peer pressure. Shoutbox. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mike Mayock: "DeCastro is the perfect 'Pittsburgh' player and will fit in great." My girl: "Why, does he like to rape girls in bathrooms?" She's a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bklnpete Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Can women be douches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swimtoga Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Stuuuuuupid Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Wife: I don't know why you want to be a bills fan. This happens every year, they are ready to draft their picks and diamonds, platinum and gold are all still on the board. What do the bills do? draft dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
95altima12 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Might be more then the second year but I remember this from last year and it was pretty funny so I thought I would start it. "so if they trade down we have to keep watching this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "you are recording this. Why do you have to watch it right now ?" "Why are you recording the same program on two channels - ESPN and NFLN " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Have fun. I'll be upstairs watching ____________ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProbablyWrong Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Why the @&$? do they think we will take Austin!? He is Parrish 2.0." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "I'm going shopping" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 [in reference to Mike Mayock] "that guy has a really bad lisp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Let me change the channel and you will get sex later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 What the hell is Michael Irvin wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 'Hey, honey, what do you think of this new lingerie??' "Nice! Get me a beer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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