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  1. Knox taught him durability 😆
  2. He's a heartless real estate mogul who works so hard that he has forgotten the Christmas spirit and hasn't been to a Bills game since the drought. She's a 3rd generation antique shop owner who is on the verge of bankruptcy. He feels bad about neglecting his mother again for the holidays and decides to kill two birds with one stone by visiting the antique shop he's hoping to acquire for pennies on the dollar. She helps him find the perfect item: a framed picture of Steve Kristie's game winning kick in the greatest comeback with his mom and passed father in the crowd. To keep up his hectic schedule, he rushes out the door and gets hit by a car on the street outside. But who just happens to be there with an AED to revive him but Damar Hamlin. Just then an unexpected blizzard strikes and they have to spend time together. She teaches him that real tailgating starts at 8:30am, he diversifies her portfolio with a focus on investing in companies with female empowerment. Damar gives them field passes and they hang with Josh and Kate Bishop. Credits roll.
  3. Kincaid and Knox are pass catching TEs turned into blockers. Now that Morris is a FA, TE3 is suddenly a concerning position given that Knox and Kincaid are usually banged up.
  4. Nothing but impressed so far. From Max hyping up those drafted before him, to him taking selfies with Bills fans at the draft, to his jacket with his family photos sewn in, it is impossible to not like him at this point.
  5. I've lived through both recent swings of the marijuana pendulum. From the late 80s when it was Reefer Madness 2 and going to make you put your baby in the microwave, to the 2000s when it was touted as an herbal pain relief remedy and possible cancer cure.
  6. Nothing to see here. Witnesses claim bruises on the wife after she dialed 911, but no charges filed and the case was closed. I’m certain everything was above board and on the level.
  7. Moving the kickoff is proof that the dynamic kickoff was not proposed to reduce injury. More kicks will be returned, and by default, injuries will increase. At one point is the injury rate acceptable? And does it have to intersect with a return rate?
  8. Diggs isn’t what he used to be, but he’s still better than most. They grossly overpaid him, but if it helps Maye develop like Josh, it will have been worth it.
  9. We overpaid AND they play less games? Bad math
  10. Cook’s Diggs-like behavior puts him last in line by default. Now he’s in the “not sure if there’s enough money left” territory.
  11. If anyone who believed in actual curses, spent the same energy on finding out how to break\reverse\counter them as they did complaining about them, we’d have a ring by now.
  12. How many more examples do we need? DHop, JJ Watt, pretty much everyone who has ever said they want to go somewhere to win ends up taking the most money offered.
  13. Screeching Mina Kimes is always anti-Josh by default.
  14. My wife joked with me before the game “You know there’s no way they let us win this one, right? What do want Kelce to do: propose to Taylor Swift at the Pro Bowl? No way! She didn’t fly her private jet to Missouri all these times, create a carbon footprint the size of Beijing, just to get locked down in Orlando in front of random player’s grandparents and 3 paying fans.” Stopped wearing my Bills gear in public because I was getting so many “Y’all got screwed” and “the NFL is just WWE with legalized gambling” conversations in line at the store.
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