benderbender

I’d ask him why he destroyed his cell phone. Then maybe, if we had time, I ask why so many TB12 users popped for performance enhancers. Then, maybe if I bought him an avocado ice cream, he’d tell me why the NFL destroyed the Spygate 1 tapes and why there wasn’t a list of teams found spied on in Spygate 2 and why only one person was fired despite an established team funded network of travel and filming. I’d ask if it felt odd at all to be such an outlier to be the literal only player to enjoy such success in their mid 40s and how odd it is that few people question it despite relying on a pharmacist who isn’t an actual doctor. Finally I’d ask him why his GOAT coach didn’t endorse him in any of the many scandals but especially surrounding deflategate. And if that factored into him seemingly leaving to spite him when the natural reaction would be to ride off into the sunset together. Add to that why his GM chose the coach over him. Then i’d ask for his autograph

It would be nice if loyalty, friendship, or the mythical hometown discount was something you could count on. But as JJ Watt, Hopkins, and innumerable other examples have shown: money is always the deciding factor.

Before it goes down the old road, Brady didn’t need WRs to win championships. He just needed a deflator, other teams playbooks, illegal substitutions/formations that weren’t illegal for them but made illegal the next season, video tapes of opponents practices, and TB12/doctor who wasn’t an actual doctor to provide supplements.

Miami gets an expensive head case and we get a cheap head case. Did we win the offseason?

Haven’t seen a fanbase fall for a guy this fast since Josh. His embedded video should come with a screen protector and a keyboard cover.

A lazy portmanteau for ?

At this point you have to wonder what they don’t like about Rice’s personality. Is he entitled or something?

At what point does 5th round pick = UDFA?

Goodbye Rice. It was nice to dream.

Considering that the defense always lets us down, I’d be fine with hammering only defense picks until we get one that can get one stop when it matters.

Just scrambled here to say the same thing. How many 5ths do we need?!

This team is exhausting

Y’all do realize that KC was going to trade for Worthy with the next teams after us, right? We weren’t going to take him. So we got marginally better picks.

Other teams are willing to make themselves look ridiculous, but we won't even try a 90s throwback once a year I guess to make it easier on the laundry staff. At this rate I wouldn't even mind the 2000s once just to break up the monotony of slightly different logo and color rush.