ExiledInIllinois Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 52 minutes ago, muppy said: don't ***** where you eat. lol consider the Source! wooooooooooooooooooooo lol m First one was my old man's favorite! His father/my grandfather's favorite: "If the hound didn't stop to take a *****, it would have got the fox." Pretty simple, but kinda deep too! 😆 Also... My father (died in 2019) probably couldn't find the escape key on a keyboard but since day one knew: "Facebook is nothing more than front porch gossip." 😆... He was blind the last 20 years of his life, lived on NPR. 😲😯😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 6, 2022 Author Share Posted February 6, 2022 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Don't think with your dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 20 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Don't think with your dick. aka do your thinking with the right head.....sounds about right. how about "Nothing good ever happens after midnight" Bo Schembechler I like this one: Dance like no one is looking" !~!~!!!!~! CONCUR: Some people emit negative fumes, while others vibrate POSITIVE ENERGY. Stay close to the Positive ones; otherwise you will be smoked to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdabillsfan Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Puff, puff, pass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Advice is worth what you pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 lol this next one is not directed at anyone,..its succinct, it gets its point across, and when I say it....... HUBBY LISTENS...what is this wisdom? STFU lol it works 🙂 if its gotten to that point he knows to segueway fast lol- m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritBill Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 "Work to live, don't live to work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 I have a bunch of friends in AA. These guys ften have these great one liners that stick with me. AA would seem like the kind of place where the old timers have heard every excuse, and a ton of b.s. Here are 2: 1) "Being bitter at someone and dwelling on it is like me drinking poison and waiting for you to die." This makes total sense imo. The person that you are so angry at either doesn't care or is glad that you are tearing yourself apart. 2) "No matter where you go, there YOU are." Another great line. Many folks think that all they have to do is move and they will completely change. Sometimes I consider moving to NC. I might do it some day too but if I do, I will not think that I will instantly transform into a different person with completely different thoughts and habits. OK, here is one more from an old police chief who was getting ready to retire. On the previous night, he had to go out to Long Island and suspend a NYC cop who was involved in a dispute with his wife. This man was a GREAT guy and hated to do this but it was his job. The next day he came to a precinct and delivered a speech to the 4x12 shift. He said that when you get off at 12AM, go home! He said that if you go out to bars and screw around it is only a short matter of time before your wife finds out and you will lose your house, kids, and pension. He said to go to a 7-11, buy a six pack, take it home, drink it, and watch reruns of Star Trek. Then he said, "your wife will probably still hate you, but at least she will know where you are." I hope that big bosses like him still exist. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewPort71 Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 As he was getting ready to retire, my supervisor told this to me and another soon to be retiree. "Get any major dental work done while you are working on the companies dental plan" excellent advice and two crowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomstone.Part.Duex Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 My one cousin is a big Hollywood writer/producer. He said to me once.. "Who you know might get you to the door, it's WHAT you know will get you past it" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 A wise man once told me: Never ever ever get advice from a bunch of knuckleheads on a message board. Thanks for the advice but........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Stop working for money, let money work for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 @Bill from NYC ”Act your way into a new way of thinking” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 "everything in moderation, even moderation itself " Oscar Wilde “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw "Guests like fish begin to stink after 3 days" Benjamin Franklin "noone can make you feel inferior without your consent" - Eleanor Roosevelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 On 2/18/2022 at 8:25 AM, Steve O said: Stop working for money, let money work for you. Man, I've thought about that. Seen several TikToks where people will buy laundry mats, car washes, storage units, etc, and once they get the business in a good spot, it's just collecting $$$, with little work needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Put a helmet on that soldier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 don't take the breathalyser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 28, 2022 Author Share Posted February 28, 2022 If you think you can make something idiot-proof, you have severely underestimated the ingenuity of an idiot. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 hours ago, WhoTom said: If you think you can make something idiot-proof, you have severely underestimated the ingenuity of an idiot. reminded me of this one..."You Can't make sense out of nonsense" Dr Phil McGraw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 "Stupid Is as Stupid Does"...Forrest Gump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Get the extended warranty 2 years ago I bought a Samsung Refrigerator w/Freeze on bottom Paid $200 - 300 for the warranty the ice maker had issues where it had a leak feeding the Ice Maker and the ice tray froze over. 4 service calls later it was deemed as unrepairable. a freaking leak ! I just got a buy back offer check is in the mail Purchase price plus taxes paid. i also get to keep the fridge. it will now go into the garage (where there isn’t a water source) to replace the crappy GE I replaced at the time cuz it had issues after 10 years $200 - 300 for the warranty = $2500 for a new and a 2 year old unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 36 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Get the extended warranty 2 years ago I bought a Samsung Refrigerator w/Freeze on bottom Paid $200 - 300 for the warranty the ice maker had issues where it had a leak feeding the Ice Maker and the ice tray froze over. 4 service calls later it was deemed as unrepairable. a freaking leak ! I just got a buy back offer check is in the mail Purchase price plus taxes paid. i also get to keep the fridge. it will now go into the garage (where there isn’t a water source) to replace the crappy GE I replaced at the time cuz it had issues after 10 years $200 - 300 for the warranty = $2500 for a new and a 2 year old unit. It’s nice when it works out! My advice? Never fall for the home warranty when you buy a house. We bought a house with an older AC unit I knew would fail. I argued to get the sales price down, and for a variety of reasons caved and accepted a home warranty instead. HOT GARBAGE! There was like a $200 deductible every time they showed up to top it off with Freon. They would top it off until the end of time, like several times a week, but it was clear there would NEVER be a replacement in my future. Here’s your NEW best advice: Never count on a home warranty to do you any good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 On 2/6/2022 at 2:05 PM, gdabillsfan said: Puff, puff, pass. … Daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard workin' man" And momma she once told me, "Son you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man, He came to me and said, "I work good and I work fine, But first take care of head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Augie said: It’s nice when it works out! My advice? Never fall for the home warranty when you buy a house. We bought a house with an older AC unit I knew would fail. I argued to get the sales price down, and for a variety of reasons caved and accepted a home warranty instead. HOT GARBAGE! There was like a $200 deductible every time they showed up to top it off with Freon. They would top it off until the end of time, like several times a week, but it was clear there would NEVER be a replacement in my future. Here’s your NEW best advice: Never count on a home warranty to do you any good. I’ve “owned” 4 houses. NY, FLA, TX and VA. All of them new builds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 A realtor once said; get a lot while you're young! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 4 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: I’ve “owned” 4 houses. NY, FLA, TX and VA. All of them new builds. We are 7 houses in, NONE were new builds. My dream is to build exactly what we want one day, but then I look at all the decisions in just a kitchen or bath remodel…..and I have second thoughts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 17 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Get the extended warranty 2 years ago I bought a Samsung Refrigerator w/Freeze on bottom Paid $200 - 300 for the warranty the ice maker had issues where it had a leak feeding the Ice Maker and the ice tray froze over. 4 service calls later it was deemed as unrepairable. a freaking leak ! I just got a buy back offer check is in the mail Purchase price plus taxes paid. i also get to keep the fridge. it will now go into the garage (where there isn’t a water source) to replace the crappy GE I replaced at the time cuz it had issues after 10 years $200 - 300 for the warranty = $2500 for a new and a 2 year old unit. There's a whole FB group about those Samsung fridges. People are always asking in a Costco group I read what they think about Samsung appliances, and over 90% of the response are to stay away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 @SDS this segueways right into your thread. My fav of the bunch and it ties into your OP maybe merge threads. m "Don't ***** where you eat" 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 From a Realtor; Get a lot while you're young! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shay Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Live life where your feet are… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 5/28/2022 at 12:49 PM, Marv's Neighbor said: From a Realtor; Get a lot while you're young! Are you sure it was a realtor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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