Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 I'm only here cuz Gugny asked me to start this Let's go buffalo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) Here's mine from the game prep thread: Go to Miami Squish the Fish and clip the Beard Bills clinch second seed Fish have new QB Tya Taylorvailoa He sucks bad, Bills win I wrote the first Haiku before Fitz was ruled out. Edited January 3, 2021 by Freddie's Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddenboy Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) god I hate the fish Its built in my D.N.A. Cdush you enemies Edited January 3, 2021 by maddenboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Hard to enjoy game Worried about injuries Bubble wrap for all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Josh for MVP Diggs will be first team all-pro The future looks bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Tagovailoa Tua will sorely miss Fitz Haikus are so dumb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: I'm only here cuz Gugny asked me to start this Let's go buffalo stick around ya bastard. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Dolphins are minnows Buffaloes are powerful we thirteen and three. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: I'm only here cuz Gugny asked me to start this Let's go buffalo Dolphins are not Fish Pretend they are anyway Squish the ***** ing Pfish 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDHillFan Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 This is mine from the other thread. I’m quite proud of it so will share again. Fantastic season Little to complain about ScottLaw hardest hit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 3, 2021 Author Share Posted January 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, JDHillFan said: This is mine from the other thread. I’m quite proud of it so will share again. Fantastic season Little to complain about ScottLaw hardest hit I wholeheartedly approve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Phins players say it isn’t desirous For Fitz to come down with the virus Because it’s a shame When Tua plays the whole game And he can’t come in to inspire us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEBranch Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 A John Brown TD And a good Beasley update Will boost playoff hopes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, K-9 said: Phins players say it isn’t desirous For Fitz to come down with the virus Because it’s a shame When Tua plays the whole game And he can’t come in to inspire us Dat ain't no haiku. 5-7-5 syllables. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, SDS said: Dat ain't no haiku. 5-7-5 syllables. True Funny though. Is it a limerick? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutDog Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Buffalo charging Dolphins are drowning from Allen Second seed is ours!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsDude Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 series and out Then they'll rest I'll start to pout But hope for the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, SDS said: Dat ain't no haiku. 5-7-5 syllables. For crissakes. I’ve been deliberately doing limericks in the Miami haiku threads for 20 years now and nobody ever said a thing. Now I get two poem police in a week. Haiku is boring, limericks are always more fun. Edited January 3, 2021 by K-9 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 minute ago, K-9 said: For crissakes. I’ve been deliberately doing limericks in the Miami haiku threads for 20 yards now and nobody ever said a thing. Now I get two poem police in a week. Haiku is boring, limericks are always more fun. 🙀 How was this allowed to go unreported? Outrageous! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 3, 2021 Author Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, K-9 said: For crissakes. I’ve been deliberately doing limericks in the Miami haiku threads for 20 years now and nobody ever said a thing. Now I get two poem police in a week. Haiku is boring, limericks are always more fun. I'll vouch for him here. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Fitzy plays QB He's the King of Corona Tyler now has it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Some guy hated Ralph Drank beers and got some divorce Would not buy the merch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Should I do haiku When limericks are more fun No way goddamnit 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEBranch Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) Six Days left in Year? No wins since Bruce had the flu. COVID stay away. Edited January 3, 2021 by NE Branch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) Terrified Tua No Fitzy to bail him out Goodnight little guy Edited January 3, 2021 by chknwing334 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, K-9 said: Should I do haiku When limericks are more fun No way goddamnit Unemployable Was the Bills secretary Very defensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 56 minutes ago, K-9 said: For crissakes. I’ve been deliberately doing limericks in the Miami haiku threads for 20 years now and nobody ever said a thing. Now I get two poem police in a week. Haiku is boring, limericks are always more fun. Don't blame me dude, I swallowed the whistle. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, K-9 said: For crissakes. I’ve been deliberately doing limericks in the Miami haiku threads for 20 years now and nobody ever said a thing. Now I get two poem police in a week. Haiku is boring, limericks are always more fun. A quarterback named Tua Tagovailoa Was totally worth tanking for don'tcha know-a But the Fitzpatrick curse couldn't get any worse than the Bills sweeping ya two times in a row-a 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 TWOFERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Tua is gonna freeze Bills Mafia come alive Dolphins go to Hell The Bills with Allen have let it rip Now our foes must fly to NY as a trip After touchdowns Josh Allen will prance And Jerry Hughes will get up and dance And we'll take home the f***ing CHAMPIONSHIP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiserplayer Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Why do y’all do this haikus are for Japanese Tua tagovailoa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Tua Tuna Fish The shrimp from bama delish Don't eat hip its fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Teams meet in battle Only one is triumphant Squish! The Fish are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Marine mammals flop Onto our Buffalo turf Defend Our Dirt, Bills! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Tua no good-a Josh passes for 300 We lock up second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Josh Allen Drops Dimes Stephon Diggs Catches Passes Dophins are helpless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: I'm only here cuz Gugny asked me to start this Let's go buffalo Joe granted my wish .No haiku thread is a jinx Let's get that two seed!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 We'll beat them so bad Pegulas change the team name Buffalo Orcas !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Rocky Landing said: A quarterback named Tua Tagovailoa Was totally worth tanking for don'tcha know-a But the Fitzpatrick curse couldn't get any worse than the Bills sweeping ya two times in a row-a Outstanding! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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