The Amish Rifle- Fitz

[Georgia Bill]

55 minutes ago, Perry Turtle said:

This looks like a guy I would start over Jameis Winston.

 

Tampa has a legitimate QB controversy.

If he keeps this up they have to keep him as starter.  I'll be rooting for him.  Go Fitz!

1 hour ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

 

Gotta have a lil Swagger if you're a Buccaneer

[Kelly the Dog]

How can you not root for this guy. He's awesome. Best backup in the league and better than a bunch of starters. And right up there with the top guys and teammates in the league. 

[SouthNYfan]

3 hours ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Because people don't like Fitz until he's lighting up the Super Bowl champions.

 

He was thought of as being a "noodle-armed" QB just like Nathan Peterman.

 

stahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp acting like peterman is getting a raw deal.

fitz is too inconsistent for a starting gig.

peterman is too sh*tty to have any gig.

[Success]

I still root for Fitz.  That win he led against the Pats was the best moment of the drought.

[The Frankish Reich]

37 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

What the hell did this get merged for! Come on! My title was "Fitz: tired of his nerd Harvard reputation is reinventing himself as a jersey shore Guido."

 

This OP is just saying he's playing well.. my thread is saying he's got the most swag in the NFL! Merging just ruined the premise of my thread! Damnit!

 

He looks like a Miami coke dealer.

I agree. I wouldn't have bothered to look if it had been "Fitzy playing well." And I'm glad I did look. WTF?  Fitzy, that's not your look, it's Conor McGregor's. Get yourself some nice banker's glasses and carry a prop book to your press conferences. Live the Ivy League cliche.

[Bing Bong]

Just now, The Frankish Reich said:

I agree. I wouldn't have bothered to look if it had been "Fitzy playing well." And I'm glad I did look. WTF?  Fitzy, that's not your look, it's Conor McGregor's. Get yourself some nice banker's glasses and carry a prop book to your press conferences. Live the Ivy League cliche.

Lol get outta here THIS IS A REINVENTED MAN he ain't living by yo ivy league cliches he invents his own swagged brand of Harvard thug life. Ain't no nerd.

[87168]

3 hours ago, Scott7975 said:

because hanging between 6-10 and 9-7 did wonders for this team.  This team needed to bottom out.  Goodwin is injured again btw lol.

no they didn't.

 

players get injured, btw.

[The Frankish Reich]

Just now, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

Lol get outta here THIS IS A REINVENTED MAN he ain't living by yo ivy league cliches he invents his own swagged brand of Harvard thug life. Ain't no nerd.

 Where's Mrs. Fitz? This has mid-life crisis written all over it. Can you spot a wedding ring through all that bling? (You do know he used to play with it on.) Girls, watch out ... 

Fitzy's on the prowl.

[Bing Bong]

Just now, The Frankish Reich said:

 Where's Mrs. Fitz? This has mid-life crisis written all over it. Can you spot a wedding ring through all that bling? (You do know he used to play with it on.) Girls, watch out ... 

Fitzy's on the prowl.

Slinging the football. Slinging dope. Fit ain't getting tied down when he's operating in the Miami underworld.

 

(Didn't I hear he has 7 kids! So funny)

[Scott7975]

2 minutes ago, 87168 said:

no they didn't.

 

players get injured, btw.

They didn't?  Did you want them to continue along the course of being mediocre or is it better to be in the draft where you don't have to trade picks to get a star player?

 

Yes players get injured.  The dude has missed games every year except one out of 6 seasons.

[The Frankish Reich]

4 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

Slinging the football. Slinging dope. Fit ain't getting tied down when he's operating in the Miami underworld.

 

(Didn't I hear he has 7 kids! So funny)

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A little context ... I think maybe Fitzy's having a little fun with us and his teammates. Some borrowed DeSean Jackson bling. Consecutive 400 yard games = you earned it.

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/ryan-fitzpatrick-costume-conor-mcgregor/464227

EDIT: and yes, he does pull it off better than Conor McGregor, maybe because he doesn't have that Napoleon complex thing holding him back.

Edited September 16, 2018 by The Frankish Reich

[H2o]

I don't think Jameis is getting his job back in Tampa. 

[iinii]

1 hour ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

 

Speechless......

[BurpleBull]

57 minutes ago, SouthNYfan said:

 

stahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp acting like peterman is getting a raw deal.

fitz is too inconsistent for a starting gig.

peterman is too sh*tty to have any gig.

 

Allen outperformed him this week so I can't claim that. 

 

The team could have suffered to keep Peterman in as starter if its goal was to have Allen sit and learn versus getting him actual game reps.

 

I don't believe Peterman has a wretched repeat performance in Week 2 if he starts. He just has to wait his opportunity to get a shot to prove that he's better than what he showed Week 1. He will, if given the opportunity. 

[SouthNYfan]

8 minutes ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Allen outperformed him this week so I can't claim that. 

 

The team could have suffered to keep Peterman in as starter if its goal was to have Allen sit and learn versus getting him actual game reps.

 

I don't believe Peterman has a wretched repeat performance in Week 2 if he starts. He just has to wait his opportunity to get a shot to prove that he's better than what he showed Week 1. He will, if given the opportunity. 

 

Not with us.

Only time he's starting now is if Allen is hurt.

Move on man, move on.

[Teddy KGB]

14 minutes ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Allen outperformed him this week so I can't claim that. 

 

The team could have suffered to keep Peterman in as starter if its goal was to have Allen sit and learn versus getting him actual game reps.

 

I don't believe Peterman has a wretched repeat performance in Week 2 if he starts. He just has to wait his opportunity to get a shot to prove that he's better than what he showed Week 1. He will, if given the opportunity. 

 

Based on what exactly ? ??‍♂️???

 

Congrats on winning the twobillsdrive 

 

“Mario for Skelton” award.  

[PeterDude]

1 hour ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

What the hell did this get merged for! Come on! My title was "Fitz: tired of his nerd Harvard reputation is reinventing himself as a jersey shore Guido."

 

This OP is just saying he's playing well.. my thread is saying he's got the most swag in the NFL! Merging just ruined the premise of my thread! Damnit!

 

He looks like a Miami coke dealer.

 

That was an awesome presser.

[swnybillsfan]

Fits is one of my all time favorite Bills. always will be. i am absolutely ecstatic that he is on a roll right now. i hope that he remains the starter and wins the damn superbowl! i have said it before, and i will say it again and again...i love me some Fitz! 

[Punching Bag]

5 hours ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Because people don't like Fitz until he's lighting up the Super Bowl champions.

 

He was thought of as being a "noodle-armed" QB just like Nathan Peterman.

 

Some people are noodle headed so we should not listen to them.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

 

 

[Nick the Greek]

He will implode. And when he does, it will be such vintage Fitz. Just wait, Fitz-pick-6 will live again.

[Punching Bag]

9 hours ago, Mrbojanglezs said:

Can we stop talking about Fitz

The question is "Can you?"

 

YOU are talking about Fitz since you added to thread?

 

I think I will make comparisons to Fitz in every thread.

9 hours ago, Steptide said:

I might be a Bucs fan this season

 

I probably will be if he is playing week 4 when Hot Crab Legs is unsuspended.

8 hours ago, Rocbillsfan1 said:

No .... especially since this board loves talking about how much they miss Tyrod and wish we kept him. What's Tyrod's stats against the Saints today?

 

Really lame attempt to change subject.  

Edited September 17, 2018 by Hapless Bills Fan
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[Rocbillsfan1]

3 hours ago, Limeaid said:

The question is "Can you?"

 

YOU are talking about Fitz since you added to thread?

 

I think I will make comparisons to Fitz in every thread.

 

I probably will be if he is playing week 4 when Hot Crab Legs is unsuspended.

 

Really lame attempt to change subject. 

I love Fitz. just pointing out again that against the same team Fitz just went up against. Tyrod can't ball out like Fitz can.

[prissythecat]

1 hour ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Allen outperformed him this week so I can't claim that. 

 

The team could have suffered to keep Peterman in as starter if its goal was to have Allen sit and learn versus getting him actual game reps.

 

I don't believe Peterman has a wretched repeat performance in Week 2 if he starts. He just has to wait his opportunity to get a shot to prove that he's better than what he showed Week 1. He will, if given the opportunity. 

 

Dude.  Like Teddy said,  time to let go of Peterman.   You are approaching Dog17847 and BillsFan4Ever level fanaticism for a mediocre QB.   

[Steptide]

40 minutes ago, Idandria said:

He will implode. And when he does, it will be such vintage Fitz. Just wait, Fitz-pick-6 will live again.

Maybe, but he has alot of talent around him. Also, he has a really good o line, and Fitz's biggest interception issues was always pressure. Yes hesmade plenty of bad throws, but typically Fitz throws his picks under pressure 

[#34fan]

2 hours ago, Kelly the Dog said:

How can you not root for this guy. He's awesome. Best backup in the league and better than a bunch of starters. And right up there with the top guys and teammates in the league. 

 

When your regular starter is a crab-leg-thieving, ride-share-groping, "W"-eating moron,  anything's an upgrade.  That said, -Congrats to Fitz on a 2-0 start!

[Punching Bag]

3 hours ago, LittleJoeCartwright said:

 

Fitz needs to be tested for PEDs.  He's hitting deep passes now.

 

He was before as well, check record.  I believe he has record long pass for Buffalo.

 

Maybe you need eyes checked?

 

3 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

 

should be mentoring Allen 

 

Agree but he was re-signed before Allen was drafted. Evidently Tampa has been good for him.

3 hours ago, Tierlifer said:

Looks like a Russian Mobster 

 

He'd need tattoos for that.

[Alphadawg7]

6 hours ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Because people don't like Fitz until he's lighting up the Super Bowl champions.

 

He was thought of as being a "noodle-armed" QB just like Nathan Peterman.

 

OMG DUDE, let Peterman the F go man.  You were categorically wrong about his ability to be an NFL QB, yet you can’t stop inserting his name everywhere like it matters.  

 

Seriously, Peterman needs to hire security to either keep you, BullBuchanan and SaviourPeterman from kidnanpping him and trying to make a human suit for you to where our of his skin.  You guys crushing on him like a teenage girl crushes on a bad singer in some lame boy band.

17 minutes ago, prissythecat said:

 

Dude.  Like Teddy said,  time to let go of Peterman.   You are approaching Dog17847 and BillsFan4Ever level fanaticism for a mediocre QB.   

 

Been saying that for weeks, he’s just obsessed 

[Punching Bag]

2 hours ago, Georgia Bill said:

If he keeps this up they have to keep him as starter.  I'll be rooting for him.  Go Fitz!

Gotta have a lil Swagger if you're a Buccaneer

 

I'd love for Fitz to come out with a patch on eye and say he got poked in it and it is just precautionary.

1 hour ago, BurpleBull said:

 

Allen outperformed him this week so I can't claim that. 

 

The team could have suffered to keep Peterman in as starter if its goal was to have Allen sit and learn versus getting him actual game reps.

 

I don't believe Peterman has a wretched repeat performance in Week 2 if he starts. He just has to wait his opportunity to get a shot to prove that he's better than what he showed Week 1. He will, if given the opportunity. 

 

Don't worry. He will get lots of practice throwing balls to DBs on scout team!

[Sweats]

Fitz always looks like he’s trying to heave a 12 pound salami down the field.

[BurpleBull]

3 hours ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said:

What the hell did this get merged for! Come on! My title was "Fitz: tired of his nerd Harvard reputation is reinventing himself as a jersey shore Guido."

 

This OP is just saying he's playing well.. my thread is saying he's got the most swag in the NFL! Merging just ruined the premise of my thread! Damnit!

 

He looks like a Miami coke dealer.

 

Next time try using Fitz's government name, middle name included.

 

It may help in throwing off the faulty RTDS (Repeat Thread Detection System).

 

Also use your exclamations with caution. The Aggressive Language Detection System may issue you a posts restriction with or without warning.

 

[MJS]

6 hours ago, No Place To Hyde said:

Yea, but hes never done it with the swagger.

 

Don't get me wrong. I've got a lot of respect for him. He's by far the best backup a team could ever ask for, except for the fact that having him on your team guarantees that your starting QB will go down. It's the Fitz curse. He WILL play.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

6 hours ago, MJS said:

Fitz does this all the time. He comes in for an injured (or suspended) QB, plays amazing, gets a contract as a starter from a needy team, then proceeds to suck. Then he signs as a backup and the cycle continues.

 

Rich Gannon took forever to be good, maybe Fitzy finally gets it. Look at the talent he has played with over the years, now he has something to work with.

 

 

[Nelius]

4 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

 

Rich Gannon took forever to be good, maybe Fitzy finally gets it. Look at the talent he has played with over the years, now he has something to work with.

 

 

 

Fitz is going to retire with more yards (and more money) than Gannon, Kurt Warner, and probably Troy Aikman. That's kind of insane, I wasn't even aware.

 

How many QBs even last 14 seasons let alone turn it on after 14 seasons? Fitz gonna be the Craig Biggio of the NFL, he's seriously starting to knock down some numbers at this point. Nobody's gonna remember the name Vinny Testaverde when he's done.

[mynmisoli]

LOL Fitz leads a team to a hot start.  Wow that's never happened before.  Just wait until teams begin dropping guys deep  and force him to throw against zone blitz packages, he'll suck again like always.  

[sullim4]

Fitz is an easy guy to root for.  While I'm glad they moved on from him in Buffalo, I hold no ill will against him and wish him the best.

 

I'm glad he's doing well in Tampa.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

18 minutes ago, Nelius said:

 

Fitz is going to retire with more yards (and more money) than Gannon, Kurt Warner, and probably Troy Aikman. That's kind of insane, I wasn't even aware.

 

How many QBs even last 14 seasons let alone turn it on after 14 seasons? Fitz gonna be the Craig Biggio of the NFL, he's seriously starting to knock down some numbers at this point. Nobody's gonna remember the name Vinny Testaverde when he's done.

 

Vinny won a Super Bowl (I think) so Fitzy can still do it.

 

 

[Nick the Greek]

7 hours ago, Freddie's Dead said:

Enjoy the Fitzmagic while we can, before it turns into the inevitable Fitztragic.

Fitz-putrid, Fitz-pick-6, etc. He has many faces.

[Freddie's Dead]

Fitzies post-game presser is hilarious!

 

 

[MJS]

53 minutes ago, Nelius said:

 

Fitz is going to retire with more yards (and more money) than Gannon, Kurt Warner, and probably Troy Aikman. That's kind of insane, I wasn't even aware.

 

How many QBs even last 14 seasons let alone turn it on after 14 seasons? Fitz gonna be the Craig Biggio of the NFL, he's seriously starting to knock down some numbers at this point. Nobody's gonna remember the name Vinny Testaverde when he's done.

 

I think he already has the record for most games started without ever going to the playoffs, or something like that. I hope he gets a playoff game before he retires.