JimKellyTryouts Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 2 hours ago, billsfan11 said: I know it’s not Bills news but Vita Vea carted off for Tampa. Big casualty already Reports right now are that it's just a calf strain. We'll see how the big guy holds up in the TB heat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Jordan Matthews left Pats practice today with a hamstring injury. Surprise, surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, JimKellyTryouts said: Reports right now are that it's just a calf strain. We'll see how the big guy holds up in the TB heat... Oh ok hopefully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, LikeIGiveADarn said: Is there a reason they don't have porta-potties on the sidelines? I can only imagine the extra advertising space they would bring. Isn’t this why Mark Schlereth is known as “Stink”? Add a porta potty and he could have a much more flattering nickname! . Edited July 29, 2018 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 3 hours ago, H2o said: Jordan Matthews left Pats practice today with a hamstring injury. Surprise, surprise. He has not been given Marsha's superjuice yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 9 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: I blame you. 6 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: Now I really blame you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 23 hours ago, LikeIGiveADarn said: Is there a reason they don't have porta-potties on the sidelines? I can only imagine the extra advertising space they would bring. What happens when a runaway player crashes into one???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I blame you. Now I really blame you. He got hurt before I started the thread. In fact, it’s why I started the thread. It was the first injury of camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 ...any list yet of pundits' "bruised egos" because Allen hasn't busted yet?......just thought I'd ask.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: He got hurt before I started the thread. In fact, it’s why I started the thread. It was the first injury of camp. Lies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said: What happens when a runaway player crashes into one???? Blue face man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 19 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: Lies. Not Lies FAKE NEWS !!!! 18 hours ago, Dopey said: Blue face man! yup with brown stains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 21 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...any list yet of pundits' "bruised egos" because Allen hasn't busted yet?......just thought I'd ask.................. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 First thing I do every day when I get home from work is check this thread like ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, H2o said: First thing I do every day when I get home from work is check this thread like ...... I too am guilty. and it is an off day for practice, lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 30, 2018 Author Share Posted July 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, 3rdand12 said: I too am guilty. and it is an off day for practice, lol wet mats can strike at any time or place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 1 hour ago, H2o said: First thing I do every day when I get home from work is check this thread like ...... You like watching squabbles! No need to watch Jerry Springer and the girl fights when you can see the cat fights on this board. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: wet mats can strike at any time or place Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 20 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: wet mats can strike at any time or place ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 21 hours ago, YoloinOhio said: wet mats can strike at any time or place True story. I lived with a kid named Matt in college, actually there were 2 Matts in the hall. One night he gets ripped and pees on another kid's bed. Not in it, on it, hosed it down. Like he's standing at the urinal. The owner of the bed was a kid named Josh. There were also two Joshes. This one was about 6'4 265lbs and worked as a bouncer in the evenings. He was known as Angry Josh so as to differentiate between them (the other Josh was Dirty Josh but that's a different story). So anyway Matt drunkenly pees on Angry Josh's bed when Angry Josh was at work. Angry Josh comes home at like 3am and goes completely apeshit. Matt is hiding behind his locked door while the rest of us are laughing our balls off. The next day we hung little signs all over the building that read "Do not pee here" and henceforth Matt was known as Wet Matt. So yes, Wet Matts can indeed strike at any time or any place! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearLess Price Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, That's No Moon said: True story. I lived with a kid named Matt in college, actually there were 2 Matts in the hall. One night he gets ripped and pees on another kid's bed. Not in it, on it, hosed it down. Like he's standing at the urinal. The owner of the bed was a kid named Josh. There were also two Joshes. This one was about 6'4 265lbs and worked as a bouncer in the evenings. He was known as Angry Josh so as to differentiate between them (the other Josh was Dirty Josh but that's a different story). So anyway Matt drunkenly pees on Angry Josh's bed when Angry Josh was at work. Angry Josh comes home at like 3am and goes completely apeshit. Matt is hiding behind his locked door while the rest of us are laughing our balls off. The next day we hung little signs all over the building that read "Do not pee here" and henceforth Matt was known as Wet Matt. So yes, Wet Matts can indeed strike at any time or any place! That was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threedollabills Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 4:24 PM, joesixpack said: That poor woman. ? That poor woman kidnapped herself dude... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, FearLess Price said: That was good Every word was true. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Noggin Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Threedollabills said: That poor woman kidnapped herself dude... Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by ***looks at his watch*** 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threedollabills Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Richard Noggin said: Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by ***looks at his watch*** 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. Who's got your undies Walter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Threedollabills said: Who's got your undies Walter? SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBaumer Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Hopefully this thread never sees it to page 4 all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threedollabills Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Soda Popinski said: SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE! Phone's ringing' Dude! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pi2000 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 No major injuries yet. That's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, pi2000 said: No major injuries yet. That's great! and now you've gone and done it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Something something Andre Holmes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Threedollabills said: Phone's ringing' Dude! Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter: Shut the !@#$ up, Donny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Búfalo Blanco Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, joesixpack said: Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter: Shut the !@#$ up, Donny. Eight year olds, Dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, pi2000 said: No major injuries yet. That's great! ?Whelp, there's one good thing that can be said for your post. You let Yolo off the hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Maybe stick to actual injuries and not every cramp, or rest on the sidelines? Otherwise this threads going to be useless fast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: ?Whelp, there's one good thing that can be said for your post. You let Yolo off the hook. Sorry, busy season at the ozone forum. No injuries that i saw today (yay) Edited August 2, 2018 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrey Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just a matter of time before LeSean pull his hammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 33 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Sorry, busy season at the ozone forum. No injuries that i saw today (yay) If Ohio State needs a new AD after the dust settles on their brewing combination Penn State/Michigan State mega-scandal...........there is a certain SJF grad with NFL GM experience and an open dance card. Just sayin'....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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