Gugny Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Seriously. My boy drops logs as big as his forearm. Where does it come from? Turd must start at his esphagus. Does he have bad breath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 When George Thorogood sings When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself, isnt that the whole premise of drinking alone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) When George Thorogood sings When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself, isnt that the whole premise of drinking alone? Well, in George's defense, he's just trying to be very clear and precise here. He's not one for a lot of symbolism or subtlety. He wants the listener to make no mistake about the fact that when he's drinking, he literally does not want other individuals to be located in that immediate vicinity during the time that he continues to imbibe. It's as if to say, please don't interpret this as some existential statement about alienation or the disconnectedness of modern man. It's nothing like that--he's not interested in any crap like that. He just very simply does not want any mofos hanging around while he gets his swerve on. Gool old George, king of the single entendre. Edited October 10, 2017 by Cugalabanza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Well, in George's defense, he's just trying to be very clear and precise here. He's not one for a lot of symbolism or subtlety. He wants the listener to make no mistake about the fact that when he's drinking, he literally does not want other individuals to be located in that immediate vicinity during the time that he continues to imbibe. It's as if to say, please don't interpret this as some existential statement about alienation or the disconnectedness of modern man. It's nothing like that--he's not interested in any crap like that. He just very simply does not want any mofos hanging around while he gets his swerve on. Gool old George, king of the single entendre. Brilliant! LoL And the shortest thesis and most concise ever done on alchoholism! Your doctorate is in the mail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 When George Thorogood sings When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself, isnt that the whole premise of drinking alone? Does the Lord count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheElectricCompany Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? Edited October 10, 2017 by TheElectricCompany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 The Commander Tom Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? Probably neither. My mother grew up in Cheektowaga and they ran a poultry business/farm. Back in that day, 40s & 50s... You picked your polutry out and they butchered it for you. The waste? That's what the barn cats were for. I am guessing more waste. And... Don't underestimate hunger. Killing and butchering something is easy if you need too. Vegetarians are only created if they know they have an "out." If you're too busy about being hungry and have a ton of work in front of you, there is no time to over-think an issue. People would be fine. It ain't rocket science. Now procuring it may be another issue, especially in a competitive and crowded world. Trial and error is a heck of a big teaching tool, especially when hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Why do I keep buying season tickets?Because....just because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Who is dead? Are we all supposed to check in? To see who's missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Who is dead?Tom Petty...possibly. Not confirmed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Just random thoughts that come to mind. One of the memories of bbmb before the end. USA soccer will make everyone proud to be an American again. Well I was wrong. USA soccer did make me proud. I am proud that my country will not be part of the World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 11, 2017 Author Share Posted October 11, 2017 USA soccer will make everyone proud to be an American again. A swing and a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Who put the Bop in the Bop Shoe Wop do Wop? and who the hell put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We just hired a new special educator at one of my schools, and I'm fairly confident he is on the Autism Spectrum. Would a story like that make for a good TV series similar to the blind Doctor kid one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We just hired a new special educator at one of my schools, and I'm fairly confident he is on the Autism Spectrum. Would a story like that make for a good TV series similar to the blind Doctor kid one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We just hired a new special educator at one of my schools, and I'm fairly confident he is on the Autism Spectrum. Would a story like that make for a good TV series similar to the blind Doctor kid one? my wife has been working with a kid who is spectrumy, (clinical term). at one point, he was loose in the school, so she went looking for him. apparently he was in the faculty bathroom, refusing to come out. she said she could hear him doing something involving water, but it was hard to tell. suddenly the door had opened up, and the kids sprints directly for my wife, with wads of toilet paper in his hands that he had dunked in the toilet. there's video of my wife being chased down a hallway buy an autistic kids carrying wet toilet paper. i would pay handsomely to get my hands on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 my wife has been working with a kid who is spectrumy, (clinical term). at one point, he was loose in the school, so she went looking for him. apparently he was in the faculty bathroom, refusing to come out. she said she could hear him doing something involving water, but it was hard to tell. suddenly the door had opened up, and the kids sprints directly for my wife, with wads of toilet paper in his hands that he had dunked in the toilet. there's video of my wife being chased down a hallway buy an autistic kids carrying wet toilet paper. i would pay handsomely to get my hands on that. Haha...I would have wrapped that little bugger up like a pretzel in a slick restraint. One of the perks of my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 my wife has been working with a kid who is spectrumy, (clinical term). at one point, he was loose in the school, so she went looking for him. apparently he was in the faculty bathroom, refusing to come out. she said she could hear him doing something involving water, but it was hard to tell. suddenly the door had opened up, and the kids sprints directly for my wife, with wads of toilet paper in his hands that he had dunked in the toilet. there's video of my wife being chased down a hallway buy an autistic kids carrying wet toilet paper. i would pay handsomely to get my hands on that. This is !@#$ing hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Haha...I would have wrapped that little bugger up like a pretzel in a slick restraint. One of the perks of my job. Can you...trade that for a primo parking spot??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 my wife has been working with a kid who is spectrumy, (clinical term). at one point, he was loose in the school, so she went looking for him. apparently he was in the faculty bathroom, refusing to come out. she said she could hear him doing something involving water, but it was hard to tell. suddenly the door had opened up, and the kids sprints directly for my wife, with wads of toilet paper in his hands that he had dunked in the toilet. there's video of my wife being chased down a hallway buy an autistic kids carrying wet toilet paper. i would pay handsomely to get my hands on that.Havent we all done this in school?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 If Laverne & Shirley never heard the word impossible, how do they even know what it is, proper usage, pronunciation, etc...? I'm calling schlemiel on that bull ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 That's the problem; stupid people don't know their stupid. Your write! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 The crossing guards at the schools in my area driver newer and nicer cars than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 If Laverne & Shirley never heard the word impossible, how do they even know what it is, proper usage, pronunciation, etc...? I'm calling schlemiel on that bull ****! It was impossible for them to properly use the word "impossible?" I believe Captain Kirk once used that observation to destroy a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? It depends on how much time you made them spend with the animal. From experience, spend enough time around cows and you may become a lobbyist for the beef industry. Definition of bovine 1 :of, relating to, or resembling bovines and especially the ox or cow a bovine disease 2 :having qualities (such as placidity or dullness) characteristic of oxen or cows "had a stupid, bovine expression on his face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If I burned my dinner, but I did it on purpose....is it really burnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 If I burned my dinner, but I did it on purpose....is it really burnt? Yes....this isn't no tree falling in the forrest type of deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) I suffered thru a meeting at work earlier this week where the topic of a team building / morale project was raised Somebody suggested a group outing to the country which was quite popular Another coworker suggested paintball. That wasn't as popular I suggested a compromise. A group outing to the country where the boss and I get paintball guns and everyone else gets a 10 second head start. The boss approved but democracy overruled Edited October 14, 2017 by /dev/null Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Yes....this isn't no tree falling in the forrest type of deal. Some people like "crispy"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Some people like "crispy"! Extra crispy soylent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Extra crispy soylent? I had to look that up. I'm not rushing into the purchase line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Your write! I no! For all intensive purposes, their always dumber then they think they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Bobby Wheeler is an annoying TV character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_wiggum Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? Unfortunately, I waste a lot of meat every time I fillet a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Chip Kelly doesn't have any lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 My cat's breath smells like cat food. what's a diorama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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