BringBackFergy Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 my wife has been working with a kid who is spectrumy, (clinical term). at one point, he was loose in the school, so she went looking for him. apparently he was in the faculty bathroom, refusing to come out. she said she could hear him doing something involving water, but it was hard to tell. suddenly the door had opened up, and the kids sprints directly for my wife, with wads of toilet paper in his hands that he had dunked in the toilet. there's video of my wife being chased down a hallway buy an autistic kids carrying wet toilet paper. i would pay handsomely to get my hands on that.Havent we all done this in school?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 If Laverne & Shirley never heard the word impossible, how do they even know what it is, proper usage, pronunciation, etc...? I'm calling schlemiel on that bull ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 That's the problem; stupid people don't know their stupid. Your write! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 The crossing guards at the schools in my area driver newer and nicer cars than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 If Laverne & Shirley never heard the word impossible, how do they even know what it is, proper usage, pronunciation, etc...? I'm calling schlemiel on that bull ****! Â It was impossible for them to properly use the word "impossible?" I believe Captain Kirk once used that observation to destroy a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? It depends on how much time you made them spend with the animal. From experience, spend enough time around cows and you may become a lobbyist for the beef industry.  Definition of bovine  1 :of, relating to, or resembling bovines and especially the ox or cow a bovine disease  2 :having qualities (such as placidity or dullness) characteristic of oxen or cows "had a stupid, bovine expression on his face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? Â No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If I burned my dinner, but I did it on purpose....is it really burnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 If I burned my dinner, but I did it on purpose....is it really burnt? Yes....this isn't no tree falling in the forrest type of deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) I suffered thru a meeting at work earlier this week where the topic of a team building / morale project was raised  Somebody suggested a group outing to the country which was quite popular Another coworker suggested paintball. That wasn't as popular  I suggested a compromise. A group outing to the country where the boss and I get paintball guns and everyone else gets a 10 second head start.  The boss approved but democracy overruled Edited October 14, 2017 by /dev/null Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Yes....this isn't no tree falling in the forrest type of deal. Some people like "crispy"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Some people like "crispy"! Extra crispy soylent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Extra crispy soylent? I had to look that up. I'm not rushing into the purchase line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Your write! I no! Â For all intensive purposes, their always dumber then they think they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Bobby Wheeler is an annoying TV character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_wiggum Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 If every meat eating family had to kill and butcher one animal in their lifetime, I wonder if that would 1) create more vegetarians and 2) cut down on food waste ??? Unfortunately, I waste a lot of meat every time I fillet a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Chip Kelly doesn't have any lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 My cat's breath smells like cat food. what's a diorama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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