KGun12TD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 UGH!!! Regular Season = BORING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I can't believe they are going to try to replace me with Janeane Garofalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottebillsfan2 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Perfect, just perfect. Now they have pics of me peeing sitting down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Perfect, just perfect. Now they have pics of me peeing sitting down! Its hard to tell, he could be sitting on his dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloMatt Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I can't believe Giselle was a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grb Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "Boy, am I gonna be in trouble when I get home....." With Gisele, even trouble would be sweet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston's #1 Bills Fan Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "why do they all hate me..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 We can still end the season on high note playing the Bills and Jets at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I think I'll gargle me some of Roger's gizzm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I can't believe that Dareus will only play 59% of the defensive snaps in the upcoming Bills-Jets game on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) I fricken hate football! My wife's a betch. She gets to sit in the booth rubbing Bobby Krafts knee, while I'm out here taking one in the ass for the team. I hate golf too. Golf sucks. And I hate midgets. Too many fricken midgets in this world. Edited September 14, 2017 by PolishDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I can't believe Giselle was a man. C'mon he knew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'd rather sleep in my car than a Buffalo hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderingsquid Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "I wonder if those cute new UGGs came in the mail today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I wonder if that broad up there has a soft mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "LET'S GOOOOOO".....zzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I wonder why that red thing with horns over there is holding a piece of paper with my name signed in blood and is pointing at me and laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "Just because his nickname is 'The Deflater' doesn't mean he ever deflated anything. Be fair!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy McFiddish Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Gisele begged me to stay home, wearing only a towel, and I came here for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Why did I sign that contract extension at cap friendly prices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "A little help here please....I think there was gum stuck to the bench!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "Tom Brady, looking deflated at the end of Thursday Night's game." Winner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastcoastlegacy Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "... I wonder what a strawberry tastes like..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills-fan in arizona Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "Well... at least I play the Bills 2x this season..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Should have had a V8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRBills Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 A Hutzler banana slicer???!!! WTF Julain?! Put our toys away during the game!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) I can't believe I'm a 40 year old virgin. Edited September 14, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonbus23 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 How could Goodell let us down week 1 ? Kraft needs to take him off the payroll. Patriots Penalties: Method: This data reports the Penalties called on New England and their weekly opponents. It specifically reports the number of subjective penalty calls, which include Holding, Pass Interference, Unnecessary Roughness, Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Taunting, Illegal Blocks. This means that these infractions can either be called on every play and are completely at the discretion of the official to choose when to call them, or subjective in that they can be called based on the discretion of the official, such as if a hit is deemed unnecessary roughness (like roughing the passer or helmet to helmet). These are sometimes called and sometimes not called, but lay completely in the subjective perception of the official. (Un)subjective Penalties are penalties that are clearly violations, such as Offside, delay of game, false start, and others. These penalties must be called because they are obvious and not at the discretion of the official. Whereas a holding penalty can be called on every play, an offside cannot. There simply has to be a player offside to call an offside, for example. Week 1: Subjective calls against the Patriots- 3 Defensive Pass Interference Unnecessary Roughness Offensive Holding (Offsetting) Subjective Calls Against the Opponent (Chiefs)- 13 Defensive Pass Interference Defensive Holding (Offsetting) Defensive Holding Offensive Holding Offensive Holding Offensive Holding Unnecessary Roughness Defensive Holding Defensive Pass Interference Taunting Offensive Holding Defensive Holding Illegal Block Above the Waist This does not include the second "running into the kicker," which might have been called "unnecessary roughness" by many officials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Ah... the shower is going to feel so good after I remove my poopy diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Hello?, Grissele? Did you make those IHOP reservations yet?... good, did you hand in my app yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 "Remember, Gronk...NO TEETH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRUSHx Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) Whatever happened too that dildo?This is priceless, right in man, lolOr "I can't believe the batteries are still going"..lol....slight smile Reminds me of a song by the Doors. This is the end, my only friend the end. Ah... the shower is going to feel so good after I remove my poopy diaper. Or "OMG I think I just got my period". Edited September 15, 2017 by xRUSHx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Do I retire or keep playing Retire Play Retire Play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseTooth Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Bill broke up with me last night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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