manbeast Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Meh, I can make up random stuff, so... NFL: Kaepernick gets his shot, signed by Seattle after Wilson goes down for the season. Kaepernick is a back up for two games, then gets three starts beginning in late November. The team is in disarray at 3-7. Kaepernick loses three straight while throwing ground balls and a couple of pick sixes. He announces his retirement after the season. Marrone gets Jacksonville off to a 5-3 start, followed by a 2-6 second half. Bills: The return of the long ball. Taylor throws 12 td passes of 50+ yards. The Bills offense and defense both rank in the top half of the league. The special teams rank in the bottom five. The website Deadspin is shut down when it shows footage of a Bills tailgate involving a human sacrifice ritual intended to end the drought. The official investigation finds that the "person" being thrown into the mock volcano was actually a latex sex doll. Bills fans blame another year of missed playoffs on the fact that the latex doll was not a virgin. The Virgin must be slain by the dildo from last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Bold Prediction: Zay Jones has a breakout season. Becomes the Bills #1 WR. Bills let Sammy walk at the end of the season due to the injury bug factor and draft another WR in rounds 2-3. Deshaun Watson will be this year's Dak Prescott. He will outplay every other QB on that team in the preseason and be solid even as a rookie. He may not get all of the accolades that Dak garnered last year, but he will become that type of QB for the Texans. Im lookin forward to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manbeast Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NFL: - Bengals win AFC North - Saints win NFC South - Lions win NFC North - Brandon Marshall and Sterling Shepard both put up as good or better stats than OBJ - Ben Roethlisberger plays his last season - Packers fire Mike McCarthy Bills: - Taylor throws for 3,400 yards, 25 TDs, and 12 INTs (and we take a QB in the 1st) - Tolbert is a decent HB2/goal line back - Jones looks like a more complete WR than Watkins - Dareus finally shows up like a No. 3 overall pick - pass coverage leaves a lot to be desired - 3 different players have TD returns more complete as in his body is intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Another one, Jordan Howard will lead the NFL in rushing. He had 1,300+ last season on only 252 rushes. If he gets around 300-350 this year then he will be up around 1,700-1,800 yards on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 That totally discounts what RG3 was before he wrecked his knee, I'm not sure if it ever healed back to 100 percent or if it was just a mental thing but he was never the same player after that. Agreed. Putting the "do running QBs have longevity?" debate aside, RG3's rookie year was far more impressive than Dak's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 6-10.... KC making playoffs.... and a lot of drinking to escape reality for all of us.Oh and all of us wondering why we drafted two linebackers that were not big enough for the NFL when there were other big time needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Muellers Ghost Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) First regular-season drive of the year and McD punts from the Jets 38 yard line on 4th and 2. Edited July 19, 2017 by Jamie Muellers Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Superbowl: Houston vs Detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The Bills win the AFC East. The Jets finish 0-16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1. Zay flashes ability to subplant Sammy as #1, beats him in catches but not yards as a rookie 2. Sammy gets all Keyshawn/diva on twitter because it's messing with his money 💰 3. Tyrod is voted to his third consecutive probowl 4. Defense is top 10 overall, but getting stronger towards the end 5. Bills lose a wild card game but break the drought League wide: 1. Raiders dominate, dethrone pats as AFC champs 2. Packers represent NFC in Super Bowl after new TE talent and defensive back end rebuild make them awesome 3. Cousins will be benched for sucky play 4. AP and lynch with be in contention for rushing title 5. Jared Geoff will reach total bust status The Bills win the AFC East. That's not bold, it's crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Stephon Gilmore is on the bench by the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Raiders go 5-11 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D521646 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 League: Jags make the Playoffs, Chiefs have worst record in the NFL, two 2k rushers, one of them our very own Shady, the other, Marrone, coach of the year. Bills: Shady has 2600 all purpose yards, 2K rushing, 16 TD's, Bills D-line all have double digits sacks, White is in the running for DROY, Darby makes Pro bowl, Taylor throws for 4k passing and 600 yrds rushing, and finally Bills make the playoffs win the AFCE. There, you heard it here first. Tim- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 League: Jags make the Playoffs, Chiefs have worst record in the NFL, two 2k rushers, one of them our very own Shady, the other, Marrone, coach of the year. Bills: Shady has 2600 all purpose yards, 2K rushing, 16 TD's, Bills D-line all have double digits sacks, White is in the running for DROY, Darby makes Pro bowl, Taylor throws for 4k passing and 600 yrds rushing, and finally Bills make the playoffs win the AFCE. There, you heard it here first. Tim- Cocaine is a helluva drug That was certainly bold. I will give you that CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D521646 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Cocaine is a helluva drug That was certainly bold. I will give you that CBF Some of it bold, but Shady with 2600 all purpose yards not that much of a stretch. David Johnson has done that twice the last few years I think. Plus, Shady has already eluded to the fact that he will be more involved in the passing attach under this new offense, so? Jags making the playoffs? The talent is there, and we all know DM can coach, and loves to pound the ground which will help Bortles a lot, and that rookie RB is going to have an awesome year, IMO under a DM system. Ok, Chiefs being last in the NFL? Probably not, but I don't want to jinx anything.. I think the other RB's that has 2k potential are Elliot, Johnson, and Fournette, by virtue of their offensive philosophies, and talent on O-Line. Tim- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfansinceday1 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Some of it bold, but Shady with 2600 all purpose yards not that much of a stretch. David Johnson has done that twice the last few years I think. Plus, Shady has already eluded to the fact that he will be more involved in the passing attach under this new offense, so? Jags making the playoffs? The talent is there, and we all know DM can coach, and loves to pound the ground which will help Bortles a lot, and that rookie RB is going to have an awesome year, IMO under a DM system. Ok, Chiefs being last in the NFL? Probably not, but I don't want to jinx anything.. I think the other RB's that has 2k potential are Elliot, Johnson, and Fournette, by virtue of their offensive philosophies, and talent on O-Line. Tim- HMMM. I would be thrilled beyond belief but 2600 yards seems out of reach (yes, it is bold). 2000 yards, OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Bills We struggle with receiver depth. Marcell Dareus does not get arrested. Tyrod Taylor discovers the tight end position. Tyrod Taylor discovers the middle of the field. Our linebacker corps, regarded as one of the worse by many outsiders, actually shines. Shady McCoy finally gets over Chip Kelly, does not use any racially-charged verbiage without backing it up, and invites him to a strippers-only party. NFL The Chiefs crash and burn. The Saints become relevant again. Dak Prescot takes a second year slump. Richard Sherman says something really, really stupid. The Patriots come back from 18 to beat the Raiders in the AFC championship. The Jets become so desperate at QB that they consider Johnny Football and Colin K but actually sign Jay Cutler out of retirement. Bonus Karlos Williams takes full advantage of his year-long NFL hiatus and smokes more weed than Snoop Dogg and Willy Nelson, combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Bold: Last season in a Bills uniform for Clay and Watkins. Bills D ranks in the bottom quartile of the league. NE wins another SB and Brady retires. Titans play NE in the AFC championship. Terrorist incident at an NFL game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Oh what the hell, may as well take my shot at it... NFL1) Texans get the #2 seed in the AFC 2) Vikings win NFC North, 3) Saints win NFC South despite their defense 4) Drew Brees wins league MVP and retires after the season Bills 1) Defense returns to top 5 and finishes #1 in the league in sacks 2) Charles Clay has a Pro Bowl season3) TreDavious White is Defensive rookie of the year finishing #2 in the league in interceptions, and 3 of them will go for a pick-6 4) Bills lose to Pats on a last minute Brady led drive to finish 9-7 and still miss out on a wild card spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodneykm Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) 1: Buffalo will finish with a 7-9 record with a couple of very narrow loses. 2: The defense will be very stout against the run but will struggle a bit against the pass ending up with a over rank of around 12 3: Tyrod Taylor will be solid for the first part of the season before getting an injury around week 5 or 6. Jones will take over but will be ineffective much like EJ. Peterman will take the reigns and be very, very solid, but will turn the job back to Tyrod before the year is out ( around week 13 ). Tyrod will finish strong setting up a huge debate in the offseason of who to go with... Peterman or Taylor. Jones will be cut. 4. The team will be extremely disciplined and one of the least penalized teams in the league. 5. Shady will win the rushing title this year 6. Sammy will be really turn it up when Peterman takes over ( after starting very slowly ) but will continue being solid, but not as spectacular once Taylor takes back over. This will set up another massive decision in the offseason. 7. Reggie Ragland will become a defensive monster and Shaq Lawson wont be far behind him. Both will become huge for the Bills. Other DeShaun Watson carries Houston to the brink of the Super Bowl. Hows that? Edited July 20, 2017 by rodneykm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1: Buffalo will finish with a 7-9 record with a couple of very narrow loses. 2: The defense will be very stout against the run but will struggle a bit against the pass ending up with a over rank of around 12 3: Tyrod Taylor will be solid for the first part of the season before getting an injury around week 5 or 6. Jones will take over but will be ineffective much like EJ. Peterman will take the reigns and be very, very solid, but will turn the job back to Tyrod before the year is out ( around week 13 ). Tyrod will finish strong setting up a huge debate in the offseason of who to go with... Peterman or Taylor. Jones will be cut. 4. The team will be extremely disciplined and one of the least penalized teams in the league. 5. Shady will win the rushing title this year 6. Sammy will be really turn it up when Peterman takes over ( after starting very slowly ) but will continue being solid, but not as spectacular once Taylor takes back over. This will set up another massive decision in the offseason. 7. Reggie Ragland will become a defensive monster and Shaq Lawson wont be far behind him. Both will become huge for the Bills. Other DeShaun Watson carries Houston to the brink of the Super Bowl. Hows that? Jones won't survive training camp. Peterman has to get past T.J. Yates. Other than that, not bad at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice bowl 67 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I hope for at least 11-5 for the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Did someone say Cardale Jones? I have a better shot at playing this year than Cardale Jones. He wouldn't even be the starting QB at Ohio State and you think he would be a starting QB in the NFL? Yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodneykm Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I hope for at least 11-5 for the Bills. I would love to see that as well. I think we will in the next year or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 This was the topic on the John Murphy show today Wonder if one of the producers reads these forums lol CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 This was the topic on the John Murphy show today Wonder if one of the producers reads these forums lol CBF Murph and I are tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 This was the topic on the John Murphy show today Wonder if one of the producers reads these forums lol CBF These threads have been a topic on these shows, buffalo rumblings, etc... all summer long. They come here, see what topics have an active discussion, learn something and then make it the focus of their show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 @AroundTheNFL From MVP picks to division winners, @HarrisonNFL makes HUGE predictions for every AFC team http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000820687/article/afc-bold-predictions-tom-brady-breaks-barrier-raiders-roll Buffalo Bills: LeSean McCoy leads the NFL in rushing. For whatever reason, not too many folks realize how effective McCoy was last season. Despite missing almost two full games, the uber confident tailback backed up his football bravado with 1,267 yards, 14 total touchdowns and a sterling 5.41 yards per carry, which was third in the NFL. He also caught 50 balls. Funny, nobody ever thinks of McCoy as much of a receiver. McCoy seems to fly under the radar amid the widespread fascination with David Johnson, Ezekiel Elliott and Le'Veon Bell, but he should absolutely be mentioned in their company among the league's elite. The Bills led the NFL in rushing last year. Tyrod Taylor's running ability demands opposing defenses to play 11-on-11. The run-first philosophy in Buffalo shouldn't change much under new Sean McDermott. Thus, fans might tap the brakes before anointing DJ, Zeke, and Lev Bell the rushing champs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Let's see how people did.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 7/15/2017 at 6:23 PM, Dragonborn10 said: 1. Atlanta fails to make the playoffs 2. New England loses in the divisional round of the playoffs 3. Agree - both Marvin Lewis and Mike McCarthy lose their jobs 4. Andrew Luck continues to regress - win total and INT's worse than 2016 5. Mike Glennon is replaced by week *, but John Fox still gets fired 6. Jason Whiten retires 7. Brandin Cooks has less catches and yards than 2016 8. Rex Ryan is fired or reassigned by Thanksgiving 9. Arizona does not bounce back 10. Championship games - Carolina v. Seattle; Oakland v. Pittsburgh Pretty good batting about .800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 7/13/2017 at 9:48 PM, John from Hemet said: Sammy Watkins has a huge year Ragland and Lawson both end up looking like Excellent Picks by mid season Tre White passes Darby as the number 1 corner on the team One of the vet guys nobody is really looking at ends up being a solid WR for us......like maybe Phili Jonathan WIlliams makes us forget about Mike G. I think you won some sort of award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Gugny said: I think you won some sort of award. OMG OMG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 I did pretty well. I tried to revive this thread yesterday and couldn't work out how so made a new one.... feel free mods to stick together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) You, @GunnerBill, are a genius. Although @John from Hemet......not so much. LOL Edited December 12, 2017 by fansince88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, ScottLaw said: ?. Its why I never takes Johns opinion serious. He drinks a couple gallons of kool aide a day. You might steal his award away, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Some really good ones in here! Looks like Gunner Bill is the front runner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackOrton Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 7/13/2017 at 9:48 PM, John from Hemet said: Sammy Watkins has a huge year Ragland and Lawson both end up looking like Excellent Picks by mid season Tre White passes Darby as the number 1 corner on the team One of the vet guys nobody is really looking at ends up being a solid WR for us......like maybe Phili Jonathan WIlliams makes us forget about Mike G. Oh wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 7/13/2017 at 10:59 PM, Gugny said: NFL: Dak Prescott has a horrible year and the Cowboys stink. Bills: Nate Peterman starts at least two games. Started 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 minute ago, fansince88 said: Started 2 I whiffed on Dak, though. He's done very well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, ScottLaw said: ?. Its why I never takes Johns opinion serious. He drinks a couple gallons of kool aide a day. Id take you more serious if you were actually able to spell. Take that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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