Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Can they scout? We've got openings. Great idea! And this would help to alleviate a lot of the anxiety I'm feeling about the openings in our scouting department.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 It should be noted that he's having his 14th despite having a vasectomy. He's got the juice. For a guy who had a Vasectomy,He's has more successful missile launches than North Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 genetics. He is attempting world domination The countrified way  He's attempting Genghis Khan status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Phil Rivers has never seen a challenge he didn't like. Mrs. Rivers is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Phil Rivers has never seen a challenge he didn't like. Mrs. Rivers is hiding. Fill Rivers is married to Full Rivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 ...8 more and he'll have his own starting 22........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 At least it's not 14 kids with 14 different women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 (edited) Â Pegulas are cheap, they did not want to pay insurance for that many kids hence he was released, Â Well lawsuit on doctor should be able to provide trust fund for kids. Â He never played for the Bills, but one of his kids from middle school may have been on the roster at some point. Edited May 16, 2017 by mattynh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 at least he can prove he's had sex at least 14 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 at least he can prove he's had sex at least 14 times. Â Now he has something to go back to the boys with lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Man....just going out to dinner at Applebees would cost him like $300.00 to feed all those mouths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Man....just going out to dinner at Applebees would cost him like $300.00 to feed all those mouths. even a man who has 14 random kids has too much class for applebees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Direhard Fan Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I'm sorry. This is really sad and I feel bad for the children. If he will and can support them fine. I feel this is not the case. Another stud with his head in the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 even a man who has 14 random kids has too much class for applebees. Â I bet you wouldn't say that to Applebees face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Â I bet you wouldn't say that to Applebees face. applebees would have to watch me say it to its face from the ground after i was done knocking it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 applebees would have to watch me say it to its face from the ground after i was done knocking it out! Â In a Royal Rumble, who would win between Chili's, Friday's, Ruby Tuesday's, O'Charley's or Applebees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Â In a Royal Rumble, who would win between Chili's, Friday's, Ruby Tuesday's, O'Charley's or Applebees? ohhhhh. i'm going to go with fridays, but chili's strikes me as a dirty fighter who may have a blade hidden somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I can barely get likes on Tinder. you must be fugly as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Dif board, same denial. Teef loves him some Applebees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Dif board, same denial. Teef loves him some Applebees. the only people that love applebees are the executives at toilet paper companies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 This is my favorite thread ever in the history of threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 the only people that love applebees are the executives at toilet paper companies. No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. You must have been pooped at the end of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 You must have been pooped at the end of the day I work in HR...air conditioned office with a decent comfortable chair. Â The guys that work in the plants....they're definitely pooped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. this just made you 7% better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 this just made you 7% better. Is that 7% softer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 applebees would have to watch me say it to its face from the ground after i was done knocking it out! Â Â I bet you wouldn't say that to Applebees face. New levels of awesome !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Is that 7% softer? Also 7% thicker. I like it thicker...thicker is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 at least he can prove he's had sex at least 14 times. Haha. Â It just amazes me how elite athletes can't figure out how to pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 (edited) Haha. Â It just amazes me how elite athletes can't figure out how to pull out. It's the "one drop" rule. Gets them every time. With these guys it is always the "off" season. Edited May 16, 2017 by cba fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I've been snipped. It took about three months before they declared me sperm free. the only people that love applebees are the executives at toilet paper companies. And Marshawn Lynch.... Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Also 7% thicker. I like it thicker...thicker is better. Oh, if you can have both? Win/Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Let's not all applaud him for being able to raise 14 kids... how many of these 14 do you think are ACTUALLY being raised by him... how many do you think ACTUALLY see him regularly??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Oh, if you can have both? Win/Win! You're speaking my language and it's not English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) Well, 15 kids would have been a little extreme. Edited May 17, 2017 by TheFunPolice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Cmon man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 If he sneezes in your direction you better run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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