\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Wow.... Could he make that any more obvious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO16FFS Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Rubbin one out...Good for him. I know why there is a lack of security in Buffalo....no more Jills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I bet if someone tried to get onto the field, his signature move to take them down was a choke hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO16FFS Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 (edited) I bet if someone tried to get onto the field, his signature move to take them down was a choke hold. Classic! Â I hope the grip isnt be too slippery! Edited December 20, 2016 by PO16FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billieve420 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 At first I was like what is J.O. and it couldn't be what I was thinking. Hahha then I saw I was right and was like gross. Did he just walk around like that rest of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 He was trying to get his keys! Then, you need to use the classic waistband tuck! Â But seriously, how much of a sicko is that guy? I'm guessing he's not used to be around attractive women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 He was trying to get his keys! Then, you need to use the classic waistband tuck! But seriously, how much of a sicko is that guy? I'm guessing he's not used to be around attractive women. Â ....or, ya know.....people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 ....or, ya know.....people. Haha. Very true. Â Shouldn't this dude have to register as a sex offender? Also, it might be even creepier to be the person taping him do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Was gonna make a C Mac joke, but after watching that I think I'll just sit this one out. How disturbing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJ Dingo Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Â Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it, jackSpankin' it, jackin' it, spankin' it, smack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leroi Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Wow. Deflategate part deux. Â Would that be considered an illegal shift or roughing the passer? Â Talk about "offensive package". Â Maybe he was just trying to show Rivers how to throw a ball. Â Go F yourself SAN Diego. Â What a j*%k off. Â Â Imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Haha. Very true. Shouldn't this dude have to register as a sex offender? Also, it might be even creepier to be the person taping him do it. Emily Post is not sure what the proper etiquette is there, but filming it would probably not have been my go to move. (Though I'm sure it came in quite "handy" in firing him.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT02 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 What else are you going to do at a Charger game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Bills Fan Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 That dudes more explosive than our passing game. Seriously, how did none of the cheerleaders notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 playing a little pocket pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Geez! What could the guy have possibly said after they showed him the video and told him he was fired? Â "Umm.....you want the pants back with the jacket?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 John from Hemet is awfully quiet in this thread. Coincidence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Nails Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I don't know about you, but it would be impossible, regardless of how many cheerleaders are bouncing in my face, to JO in front of a bunch of drunk Oakland fans yelling Raaaaaaaiiiiiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Really dude? Seriously?? smdh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Wow.... Could he make that any more obvious... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I wonder which part of the employee hand book they referenced in his termination paperwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 There are two penalties on the play. Holding. Illegal use of hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 John from Hemet is awfully quiet in this thread. Coincidence? I think not. He will probably try to deny it now but it's too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 He will probably try to deny it now but it's too lateYep. JFH has been nabbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 He probably was fantasizing about next season in LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTO Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Either he was scratching mad from lice or perhaps he was getting his Stevie "Johnson" on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 There are two penalties on the play. Holding. Illegal use of hands. well done. Â he world is an amazing place . Is it not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klos63 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 He's no longer 'master of his domain'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 (edited) He's no longer 'master of his domain'. I got my money on Rivers to win. Sex to him is strictly for reproduction. Edited December 21, 2016 by C.Biscuit97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I got my money on Rivers to win. Sex to him is strictly for reproduction. Â ....and effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klos63 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I got my money on Rivers to win. Sex to him is strictly for reproduction. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'm out. Gross haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Chargers aren't interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'm actually shocked this hasn't happen at a Bills game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'm actually shocked this hasn't happen at a Bills game. No cheerleaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'm actually shocked this hasn't happen at a Bills game. Let everyone at Deadspin know so they have another team to focus on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Pretty harsh to have him ejaculated from the game. They should have just thrown a flag for illegal use of the hands. Or maybe roughing the pisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewMexBills Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That picture is hilarious, Is it just me or does that shadow from the pylon makes him look like he's sucking on a rod LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 In an unrelated announcement the Buffalo Bills announce a new deal with Elite Security for the 2017 season and beyond. The powers that be feel they are the perfect company to work with Bills fans that have been known to have intercourse in the stands, throw sex toys on the field, drink vodka from the anus of underage women, lick the anus of female fans during a tailgate and hire a coach with a known foot fetish. Kim P "jerkoffs or playoffs; our fans probably don't know the difference anymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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