DC Tom Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 "Muskrat Love." Kill it. Kill it with fire. This song makes me want to skip the whole weekend and embrace Monday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 Holy ****, that's atrocious. That's like listening to someone play the bagpipes REALLY badly while dumping steel ball bearings and ground glass down a garbage disposal. Kill it. Kill it with nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 "Muskrat Love." Kill it. Kill it with fire. Holy ****, that's atrocious. That's like listening to someone play the bagpipes REALLY badly while dumping steel ball bearings and ground glass down a garbage disposal. Kill it. Kill it with nuclear weapons. I sing it every Thursday on the way out the door. Like a bosssssss! I also have been singing Call Me Maybe all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Three blind mice. What did they do with the tails? Butcher knife? How can you teach that kids that song? No wonder kids get violent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 "Muskrat Love." Kill it. Kill it with fire. Napalm. Just to be sure. Holy ****, that's atrocious. That's like listening to someone play the bagpipes REALLY badly while dumping steel ball bearings and ground glass down a garbage disposal. Kill it. Kill it with nuclear weapons. If they played that to the prisoners at Gitmo, the anti-torture crowd would have a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I nominate "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera. I had this pice of **** stuck in my head for a week awhile back. I wanted to die. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHOF_0-6Hg&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I hope no one posts the video of Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time"...I hate watching that video. He, he, he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett. He has SOOOO many awesome songs, yet every bar band in the world simply must play this song. It's ususally my que to leave. In fact, when people ask me to go see a cover band with them, I ask them if they play this song. If so, then I won't go. I hate it that much... A very close second would be "Play that Funky Music" by Wild Cherry. Just played out, more like... I agree on both counts. And also agree about Paradise by dashboard and we built this city. All horrible songs. And I personally want to regurgitate every time I hear firework by Katie Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My wife teaches line dancing and I'm often her doorman for her classes. I've heard that song 20,000 times in the last 5 years. PTR Doorman? What is a doorman for her classes? Should I be asking this? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KNHcgk5bf7o&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKNHcgk5bf7o In Spanish, it is like polishing a turd! Oh my... This has got to be the worst penance ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I want to live in a world where no one has ever been shown how to Dougie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) http://m.youtube.com...h?v=KNHcgk5bf7o In Spanish, it is like polishing a turd! Oh my... This has got to be the worst penance ever! To me, "Muskrat Love"(or any Captain and Tennile) an awful song to be sure, is not something you hear enough to cause a violent reaction...something like "Margaritaville" (actually not a bad song), but if I never heard it again, I would very fine with that!) is far more revolting. Edited March 26, 2013 by Buftex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 To me, "Muskrat Love"(or any Captain and Tennile) an awful song to be sure, is not something you hear enough to cause a violent reaction...something like "Margaritaville" (actually not a bad sonng, but if I never heard it again, I would very fine with that!) is far more revolting. Ha... Don't tune into Sirius 70's... Especially during flu season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Ha... Don't tune into Sirius 70's... Especially during flu season... Thanks for the heads up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I know I already picked one, but this kind of thing really has no reason to exist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaKlLZlbQZo&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Doorman? What is a doorman for her classes? Should I be asking this? :-) i think it's a good question that must be answered. What does a doorman do? Is there riffraff that wants to impede the line dancing? Couple of weirdo's always sign up for the class and PTR has to bounce them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I know I already posted one but I just wanted to add an "Honorable Mention"...this video reminds me of my high school cheerleader girlfriend who (despite having a nice rack) was an absolute bubble head and would lip sync this when we were dating....ugh. I need a flamethrower and some sulfuric acid for this piece of @#!$%!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Lock "Glory Days" and "Born in the USA" in a room to fight to the death. Whichever one survives will hopefully die a few days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Anything by John Mayer CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Anything by John Mayer CBF ...or Michael Bolton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Anything by Dave Matthews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 Lock "Glory Days" and "Born in the USA" in a room to fight to the death. Whichever one survives will hopefully die a few days later. Gotta respectfully disagree with this one. Loved this entire album. Anything by Dave Matthews. The fact that this guy still sells out large arenas/venues baffles my mind. Horrible. Pure crap "music." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 The fact that this guy still sells out large arenas/venues baffles my mind. Horrible. Pure crap "music." You ever look at pictures of his shows? The places fill up with drunken high school girls dressed like prostitutes and the drunken frat boys who want to screw said high school girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 You ever look at pictures of his shows? The places fill up with drunken high school girls dressed like prostitutes and the drunken frat boys who want to screw said high school girls. you say that as if there is something wrong with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 You ever look at pictures of his shows? The places fill up with drunken high school girls dressed like prostitutes and the drunken frat boys who want to screw said high school girls. I know...I hate the guy based solely on the fact that he wasn't around when I was in college for that very reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 You'll puke when you read this one: Rick Astly, "Never Gonna Give You Up".........excuse me, I gotta run to the bathroom!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08ZwySCoJ8 Everything about this...EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS...I just, I just can't... Also, this steaming pile of **** made it to number 1. I was two years old, can any of you north of 40 account for this? CAN YOU!? Edited March 26, 2013 by taC giB ehT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This one: http://youtube.com/results?search_que Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This could blasphemy is some people's view, but Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08ZwySCoJ8 Everything about this...EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS...I just, I just can't... Also, this steaming pile of **** made it to number 1. I was two years old, can any of you north of 40 account for this? CAN YOU!? Poojer is a YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the Wouldya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This song makes me want to skip the whole weekend and embrace Monday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 I still can't get over how unbelievably horrific this song is. It's like taking a cheese grater to my ears. You know you suck when auto-tune can't make you sound good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This one: http://youtube.com/results?search_que Yeah, that one pisses me off every time I see...errrr, I mean, hear it. $%#@!#@!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This could blasphemy is some people's view, but Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. What a song is and what a song becomes because of the masses' inability to have nice things--those are two separate things. But once a song/concept/bacon ventures into the latter, there's really no turning back. Bohemian Rhapsody is precisely that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 This one: http://youtube.com/results?search_que Nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I still can't get over how unbelievably horrific this song is. It's like taking a cheese grater to my ears. You know you suck when auto-tune can't make you sound good. Okay, but here's an honest question: you can choose one song to be rid of forever. Do you choose this stupid Friday song...Or this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOs-MqDOI0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) I still can't get over how unbelievably horrific this song is. It's like taking a cheese grater to my ears. You know you suck when auto-tune can't make you sound good. I'm really sorry for posting that Tom. I get the sense that you'd never heard the song before and I unleashed the evil ear locust on you. I'll do an extra year or two in purgatory for that one. Edited March 26, 2013 by ChevyVanMiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'm really sorry for posting that Tom. I get the sense that you'd never heard the song before and I unleashed the evil ear locust on you. I'll do an extra year or two in purgatory for that one. Everyone is aware that it was an amateur-produced song in one of those mall kiosks...yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'm really sorry for posting that Tom. I get the sense that you'd never heard the song before and I unleashed the evil ear locust on you. I'll do an extra year or two in purgatory for that one. It makes "Call Me Maybe" sound like a Prokofiev symphony. Okay, but here's an honest question: you can choose one song to be rid of forever. Do you choose this stupid Friday song...Or this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOs-MqDOI0 Sundown, you better take care If you dis Gordon Lightfoot I'll be kickin' your ass. Sometimes I think it's a crime When I write Lightfoot couplets and they don't even rhyme. Lightfoot couplets rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Okay, but here's an honest question: you can choose one song to be rid of forever. Do you choose this stupid Friday song...Or this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOs-MqDOI0 Anything Gordon Lightfoot should probably be banned since he changed his name to Usama Islama or something like that and moved to France and bad mouths America. Screw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 It makes "Call Me Maybe" sound like a Prokofiev symphony. Maybe you'll like it better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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