Jon in Pasadena

Sorry if that's the one that tips the scales for you at Judgment Day. 🤷‍♂️

Josh can only dream about ever approaching this level of dedication to his craft in the offseason:

How often did you have them? It's hard to stop once you've gotten into the habit.

#WrongXavier

Ever try a rip-stick? My younger son taught me to ride those. Really fun. You can go uphill on those things.

^^^ This. I was beginning to think I was the only one who's high on Javon Baker. I just think he's going to be a really good player in the league. JB, McConkey, Shakir & Samuel is a pretty solid receiver room. JA17 can work with that. Especially with Kincaid getting even more involved this year. If Beane somehow swings a deal to bring in someone like Aiyuk, that would be the cherry on top.

Right there with you, brother! --Kevin Kolb

Child-bearing hips?

I went to a Time Hortons next week. You are really gonna hate this draft.

There'd be more exploding heads than in Scanners...

Is his lifestyle coach Travis Henry?

His son is available. I might take a flyer on him on Day 3.

In possibly related news, a mysterious unnamed investor just bought a massive number of shares in Surtex Instruments, a leading manufacturer of eye-spoons.

Did someone roofie you?