Jon in Pasadena

Did someone roofie you?

You enjoy your 20 yard pony ride.

Or "Crabs". I pity the fool DT who has to take on that double team.

Oh, just realized he's a C. I predict Josh goes 100% shotgun. Just in case.

14 years ago we had Levitre, Wang, and Wood. Eventually it catches up with you.

DK also missed the Giants game, I believe, while recovering from the concussion he got in the ***** London game. He very likely would have gone over 700yds receiving for the season if he played that game.

We're definitely winning the Cabaret Skills portion of the skills competition this year.

At your age, that's really about the best you can hope for. 🤷‍♂️

Gonna go out on a limb here, and predict that the Chargers are not going to ask Aaron Donald for any money. 🤣

That's one hell of a pr0n addiction. Respect!

Tidal forces.

Still have PTSD from that. 😖

A very hygienic carpenter.

"We suck smarter!"

My friend's wife wanted to throw a surprise birthday party for him, and asked me if we could use my place. I said "sure." I never thought to ask how many guests were coming or who they were. I figured it would be mainly friends we had in common. Well, my friend is a writer, and unbeknownst to me, he worked on a bunch of films back in the day and has kept in touch with many of the people he worked with, all of whom were evidently invited to the party. So a stream of bizarre Hollywood folks showed up at my house, including "Red Foreman". Craziest was when the T1000 rolled up on a Harley. We chatted about motorcycles for a while. That was pretty surreal. Thanks, but somehow it doesn't hit the same....