muppy Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 well bless your little heart..... 😉 whatever you say yahweh 😏 No Commento 😘 The cabbage isn't always greener on the other side of the fence. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bull####. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 1/27/2023 at 10:00 PM, PastaJoe said: “Be kind to the people you meet on the way up, because you’re going to meet the same people on the way down.” -Ralph Kramden on The Honeymooners Going from memory a quote from Ralph's best friend: When the tides of life are against you and the current upsets your boat - don't waste your time on what might have been, just lay on your back and float. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 "You bet!" [Usually a dead giveaway for someone from Iowa] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poleshifter Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 "The beans were delicious, I've heard the reports." (from my dear father) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Take a sh1t or get off the potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Another Fan said: Take a sh1t or get off the potty Always thought it was: "Piss or get off the pot." In reference to the outhouse days. Most certainly one didn't run outside at every little urge... That's when the chamber pot came in handy... Especially during inclement weather... And had to be shared amongst different members of the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Always thought it was: "Piss or get off the pot." In reference to the outhouse days. Most certainly one didn't run outside at every little urge... That's when the chamber pot came in handy... Especially during inclement weather... And had to be shared amongst different members of the house. I thought it was sh*t or get off the pot. That's how I have always said it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I thought it was sh*t or get off the pot. That's how I have always said it. Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Which leads to: "They don't have a pot to piss in." Or some other variation of that saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 So you sit when you pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Gugny said: So you sit when you pee? Who says one is sitting? One can be on something while standing or sitting. Nothing wrong with either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Who says one is sitting? One can be on something while standing or sitting. Nothing wrong with either. Well, "get off the pot," would mean one is ON the pot ... hence, sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Gugny said: Well, "get off the pot," would mean one is ON the pot ... hence, sitting. No. It implies using or hovering over it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: No. It implies using or hovering over it too. Which is the other way women pee. It's okay, man. I don't judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) And if you're using a chamber pot... I sure the hell hope you're really not standing all that much! What a hell of a mess one would make trying to hit that small opening... 😏 Let alone the splash of a shallow container... 😆 Edited February 22, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "All's well that ends well." And it's true. We'll all feel that way when JA finally hoists the Lombardi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 On 2/22/2023 at 3:18 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 Considering Chamber Pots were the precursor to toilets, I agree with Gugny. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not who someone else is today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 hours ago, The Jokeman said: Considering Chamber Pots were the precursor to toilets, I agree with Gugny. Not so much the precursor, but toilets existed in conjunction with pots...Going back to the Romans and Greeks and other cultures... Anyway... @Gugny is wrong: https://www.menshealth.com/health/a26322744/is-it-normal-for-men-to-pee-sitting-down/ Then there are the uncut guys out there since antiquity... They probably have a few words for Gug's narrow view of the world. 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Ferguson forever Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 "Don't leave fish to find fish". told to me by another fisherman. It applies more generally however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BLUES Brothers Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 "Attitude Determines Altitude" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 2 hours ago, redtail hawk said: "Don't leave fish to find fish". told to me by another fisherman. It applies more generally however. Sticking with fish: Catch a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 “That dog won’t hunt.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 "Not my cuppa tea" "If it doesn't come out in the wash It'll come out in the dry" and one en espanol that often rings true "Lo barato sale caro" translates to what starts cheap ends up being expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 I know a guy who is fond of saying: "If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 “There are two types of people in the world: the humble and the soon-to-be humbled.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 27 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: “There are two types of people in the world: the humble and the soon-to-be humbled.” There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore. ~Ray Bradbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 I never criticize someone until I've walked a mile in their shoes. Once I have I can say whatever I want because I'm a mile away from them...and I have their shoes. Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth. I don't discriminate. I'll treat all the same: like *****. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 You're an idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Doc said: Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth. I love that one and probably use it way too much. This may seem odd but I think that phrase has as much merit as: When you fail to plan you plan to fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 On 2/3/2023 at 8:47 AM, Guffalo said: ( After hearing excuses when something went wrong) "Yeah well if my uncle had breasts, he would be my Aunt" That one is evolving these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArdmoreRyno Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 Anytime the kids ask for something and when they don't get it, they whine. My typical reply: "People in hell want ice water... that doesn't mean they get it." (BONUS: Name the movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Best bathroom graffiti ever: "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Anonymous 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 “Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. We fight for justice because justice is the fundamental bedrock of civilization: an unjust civilization is built upon sand. Mace Windu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Bob Lamb said: “Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. We fight for justice because justice is the fundamental bedrock of civilization: an unjust civilization is built upon sand. Mace Windu Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 3/20/2023 at 8:07 PM, Doc said: Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda Yo Yod... Trying IS considered doing. 😉 ESSAYONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Man Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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