TheCockSportif Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I searched a little bit back here, and I couldn't find a thread (unless it happened many, many pages ago) about favorite quotable movies and favorite quotes. I saw Kent (Real Genius) in the "punchable faces" thread, and that got me to thinking. So many movies aren't good in the technical nor cinematic sense of that art form. And yet they're wildly entertaining, regularly watched, stand the test of time, and are infinitely quotable. Here are a few of mine. What are yours? Real Genius, 1985 - So I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you... to the cleaners. Right, Kent? - Ice is nice! - What's that? A penis stretcher. I file it under "H" for toys. - Aren't you the one who designed the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe? - Why are you just standing there? You're laborers. You should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education. - Your mother sews license plates into your underpants? How do you sit? - Kent, stop touching yourself! - IT *IS* GOD! - Better Off Dead (1985? 1986?) - Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that. - This is pure snow. Do you know what the street value of this mountain is? - The K-12, dude. You make a gnarly run like that, and girls will go sterile just looking at you. - I think you mean tentacles. Tentacles. There's a big difference. - Gee, Ricky. I'm sorry that your mom blew up. Guess it'll be a while before she can eat spicy food. - French fries. French dressing. And to drink? Peru. Top Gun (too many to list) Die Hard (same) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, TheCockSportif said: Better Off Dead (1985? 1986?) Movie low key had great life advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 “At your highest moment, be careful. That’s when the devil comes for you.” can’t recall what movie I saw it in— some fighting action flick set in LA, I think. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCockSportif Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said: “At your highest moment, be careful. That’s when the devil comes for you.” can’t recall what movie I saw it in— some fighting action flick set in LA, I think. I admit that I just belly laughed over this; well done. Fight Club, ne the Oscars, right? 36 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Movie low key had great life advice. So true. And read something a few years ago that John Cusack hated the "cut" of the film. I can't imagine that another cut would be high art. What did he think he was appearing in? Faust? Edited April 2, 2022 by TheCockSportif 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 54 minutes ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said: “At your highest moment, be careful. That’s when the devil comes for you.” can’t recall what movie I saw it in— some fighting action flick set in LA, I think. I saw somebody make a joke online that went something like ….. “Apparently the only thing off limits in Will and Jada’s open relationship are jokes.” -Norm MacDonald’s ghost. The hit to Smith’s reputation can’t be understated. It would be like Tom Hanks slapping Steve Martin. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Airplane! So many too list. "Do you like gladiator movies" is one of my favorites as is; A hat, a broach or a pterodactyl, Animal House "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 The Godfather: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 (edited) I watched the movie "The Witches of Eastwick" recently and this is a quote of Chers directed at the despicable character in this movie played by Jack Nicholson. BOOM hahahahaaa Quote I think-no, I am positive-that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we’ve been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually ######ed, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick. Edited April 2, 2022 by muppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 (edited) Stripes: "We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!" and... "Lighten up, Francis." Edited April 2, 2022 by WhoTom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 way too many from this movie to add but this is classic lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 And since we're on a football message board ... The Replacements: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I have a habit of incorporating movie lines into my everyday life. Sometimes it drives my wife crazy - other times she's been known to quote my frequently used lines. Pulp Fiction: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Vacation: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? Animal House: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Apocalypse Now: ”I love the smell of napalm in the morning” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 49 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: "Oh...Johnny I apologize, I forgot you were there...you may go now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCockSportif Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 hour ago, qwksilver said: Airplane! So many too list. "Do you like gladiator movies" is one of my favorites as is; A hat, a broach or a pterodactyl, Animal House "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" So true, and on both counts. Airplane was a classic, as was Animal House. Awesome response! 52 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: I have a habit of incorporating movie lines into my everyday life. Sometimes it drives my wife crazy - other times she's been known to quote my frequently used lines. Pulp Fiction: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Vacation: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? Animal House: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son True sentiment, for real(z). Awesome quotes and references, too! 55 minutes ago, WhoTom said: And since we're on a football message board ... The Replacements: Such a great movie. Great call! 58 minutes ago, muppy said: way too many from this movie to add but this is classic lol This, like Die Hard, has become a family classic at the holidays. I hated it on first screening, but I started loving it about 20 years ago. 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Stripes: "We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!" and... "Lighten up, Francis." Stripes! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Stripes: "We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!" and... "Lighten up, Francis." I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 hour ago, SinceThe70s said: Animal House: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son I often use Senator Blutarsky as an alternative screen name. It's hilarious that Mr 0.0 becomes a US Senator! Fast Times at Ridgemont High: "Large cheese, sausage pizza; right here dude (while sitting in Mr. Hand's class)" and "My dad is a TV repairman. He has an awesome set of tools, I can fix this" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world... and would blow your head clean off... you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, punk? ========================== Lousy peeping Tom. You getting an eyeful? You goddamn pie hawker! =========================== What's in the bag, man? - You dudes get lost now, you hear? ============================ My friends call me Alice. And I will take a dare. - Well, Alice, when was the last time you were busted? If you're a vice, I'll kill myself. - Well, do it at home. ============================= Don't pass out on me yet, you rotten oinker! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 "Pizza Dude's got thirty seconds." "Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Sticking with the pizza theme from Slapshot: Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call. Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieG Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 4 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: I have a habit of incorporating movie lines into my everyday life. Sometimes it drives my wife crazy - other times she's been known to quote my frequently used lines. Yeah, my wife would say that to be adopted into my family, you had to be able to qoute movie lines. Too many to mention, but one of the more recent ones for me comes from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. After one of the greatest gunfights in Hollywood history... "I'm not a devious man by nature, but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gotta be downright Archimedean." And the song he sings afterward is catchy...it ends up going through your head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 'Casablanca' stands the test of time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Shirley you jest Nice Beaver 🦫 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCockSportif Posted April 3, 2022 Author Share Posted April 3, 2022 26 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Nice Beaver 🦫 I believe the classic response was, "thank you. I just had it stuffed." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 (edited) Every time one of my buddies orders a beer that has the name of or is best served with fruit I ask them a line the waitress asks Ralph Macchio (Maz) in a restaurant scene from beer league when he orders egg white omelet, dry wheat toast, & grapefruit juice...you want a side of **** with that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7a2N_cv5U Edited April 3, 2022 by Steve O 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Steve O said: Every time one of my buddies orders a beer that has the name of or is best served fruit I ask them a line the waitress asks Maz in a restaurant scene from beer league when he orders egg white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice...you want a side of **** with that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7a2N_cv5U when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle But I made my point. If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Just now, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle But I made my point. If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it. And probably spit in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 There's no place like home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCockSportif Posted April 3, 2022 Author Share Posted April 3, 2022 16 minutes ago, Doc said: And probably spit in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 this thread could go on forever haha love this one "stupid is as stupid does".....Forrest Gump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 33 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: when I order a beer an it has a wedge of lime or lemon I tell the server that I offered a beer and not a fruity drink 🍺 chances are she went back to the bar, tossed the wedge and brought back the same bottle But I made my point. If I wanted the wedge l’d ask for it. I just say "No lime, please" when I order. Works every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillsPride12 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Dazed and Confused Dumb and Dumber Tommy Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Schindler's List: "Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 who are you? And how did you get in? I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsVet Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 (edited) "What we've got here is failure to communicate." Edited April 3, 2022 by BillsVet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ExiledInIllinois Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Rufus crashes the party... Too many good ones to count! "...I am stuck in your craw Henry Terrill and you can't spit me out... This country is gonna run red with blood till ain't one of us left..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Quote Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that ***** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ***** before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some ***** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that ***** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. he became the shepherd instead of the vengeance. Jules Winnfield- Samuel L. Jackson this quote is the epitome of iconic IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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