Fleezoid Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Another festive thread. 'Tis the season.... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A scary good team, and YES!...FANS drinking beer. With a young, cagey coach, the best one you’ll see, He’s got this team ready, to hoist Lombardi. More rapid than Steelers, His warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Josh, Now Devin, Now Stefon and Cole On Milano, On Oliver, On White and Rousseau Let the stampede begin, with a thunderous roar, So, buckle up BILLS MAFIA … This should be a HELLUVA RIDE! 5 1 17 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganesh Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I don't know if Josh Allen is amped up....But I am amped up....Go Bills. !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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djp14150 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Fans in the stands refusing to get vaxxed are also guzzling beer and not being masked fans who go my not be alive to see the Bills finally hosting the Lombardi fans do what you can to get the damn shots it will make the games for all, including the little snots maybe this will finally convince Beasley to roll up his sleeve and get poked in the arm …then we can Billeave 6 3 7 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 The Jets, now rid of Darnold and Gase, Are talking Super Bowl once again in their haste. Facing their former QB in week one, with a bald headed coach and a tiny mormon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Fleezoid said: Another festive thread. 'Tis the season.... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A scary good team, and YES!...FANS drinking beer. With a young, cagey coach, the best one you’ll see, He’s got this team ready, to hoist Lombardi. More rapid than Steelers, His warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Josh, Now Devin, Now Stefon and Cole On Milano, On Oliver, On White and Rousseau Let the stampede begin, with a thunderous roar, So, buckle up BILLS MAFIA … This should be a HELLUVA RIDE! You had me until the vision of you in a thong 😬😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Bonus points if you could've fit Matakevich in there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 hour ago, djp14150 said: Fans in the stands refusing to get vaxxed are also guzzling beer and not being masked fans who go my not be alive to see the Bills finally hosting the Lombardi fans do what you can to get the damn shots it will make the games for all, including the little snots maybe this will finally convince Beasley to roll up his sleeve and get poked in the arm …then we can Billeave Shut the ***** up with that stupid *****. 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 hour ago, LeGOATski said: Bonus points if you could've fit Matakevich in there... That's actually pretty easy but it would have changed it to "B word" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 hour ago, LeGOATski said: Bonus points if you could've fit Matakevich in there... and on special teams there is Matakevich covering punts and kickoffs with nary a glitch. 43 minutes ago, The Wiz said: That's actually pretty easy but it would have changed it to "B word" you mean :Making the Piitsburgh Steelers his b**ch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iiiiiiiiive Got a Feeeelin Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 3 hours ago, djp14150 said: Fans in the stands refusing to get vaxxed are also guzzling beer and not being masked fans who go my not be alive to see the Bills finally hosting the Lombardi fans do what you can to get the damn shots it will make the games for all, including the little snots maybe this will finally convince Beasley to roll up his sleeve and get poked in the arm …then we can Billeave Hey great idea lets divide each other along idealogical lines the day before kickoff. Dont care which way you lean on this whole thing butt cmon man. LETS GO BUFFALO!!!!!! and its BILLIEVE. maybe dont be so pompous if you cant use auto correct(ly) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted September 12, 2021 Author Share Posted September 12, 2021 (edited) "and on special teams there is Matakevich covering punts and kickoffs with nary a glitch. " "Making the Piitsburgh Steelers his b**ch?" Both those work, and work together! I could have finished with that. But then the FCC might have change the rating from PG-13 to R. Edited September 12, 2021 by Fleezoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 50 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said: you mean :Making the Piitsburgh Steelers his b**ch? I was thinking more along the line of "I yelled out loud, with a play by matakevich. And no one complained, cuz she's my ex-wife, what a b**ch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Midnight west coast... no way I can sleep... here we goooooooo!!!! Cheers, and thank you you sugar-plum dream-planter you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoPoy88 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Fleezoid said: Another festive thread. 'Tis the season.... Twas the night before football, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The fresh beer was chilling, in the cooler with care, In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there. The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed, while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads. Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong, Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone. When out in the den, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter. Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped, grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped. The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn, Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, A scary good team, and YES!...FANS drinking beer. With a young, cagey coach, the best one you’ll see, He’s got this team ready, to hoist Lombardi. More rapid than Steelers, His warriors they came, He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names... Now Josh, Now Devin, Now Stefon and Cole On Milano, On Oliver, On White and Rousseau Let the stampede begin, with a thunderous roar, So, buckle up BILLS MAFIA … This should be a HELLUVA RIDE! very cool nice work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 And while snuggled in bed, in my bed in Rochester the hotel fire alarm goes off at 5:45AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 In these days of technological wonders, maybe we get an AI voice program to read these ditties in Nipsey Russell's voice? 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Miami week, yeah. (5) I really do hate the phins. (7) Let’s go, Buffalo! (5) Dammit! Wrong thread again! Go Bills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBorBust2018 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 If the bills win today. I will buy my first Jersey since…. Willis McGahee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo03 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 13 hours ago, djp14150 said: Fans in the stands refusing to get vaxxed are also guzzling beer and not being masked fans who go my not be alive to see the Bills finally hosting the Lombardi fans do what you can to get the damn shots it will make the games for all, including the little snots maybe this will finally convince Beasley to roll up his sleeve and get poked in the arm …then we can Billeave Lol. Brainwashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJB Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 12 hours ago, Beast said: Shut the ***** up with that stupid *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwai San Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 12 hours ago, LeGOATski said: Bonus points if you could've fit Matakevich in there... I bethe coulda squeezed "Dirty Red" in there! Go BILLS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz28 Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 I could barely sleep from the excitement, and my overworked, overstocked beer fridge shaking and rattling all the bottles around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 15 hours ago, Beast said: Shut the ***** up with that stupid *****. Sorry Cole Beastly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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