transient Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Virgil said: I can't read through 29 pages of this. What exactly is his injury? I only keep reading "leg injury" Potentially terminal spleen sprain. Trying to find a donor for an experimental transplant before the first round of the playoffs start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playoffs? Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 47 minutes ago, transient said: Potentially terminal spleen sprain. Trying to find a donor for an experimental transplant before the first round of the playoffs start. Save Cole!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xwnyer Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 4 hours ago, wjag said: After 29 pages, the answer is no one knows. But many of the Internet doctors have him suffering spleen injury, ACA tear, torn meniscus, broken leg, and ever other stupid prognosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebert19 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, CEN-CAL17 said: I think he’s 60/40 for the wildcard game.... 60 being not available. You may be right. But I'm guessing he dresses or its a game time decision so the other team gameplans for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Virgil said: I can't read through 29 pages of this. What exactly is his injury? I only keep reading "leg injury" This is just lazy. The point of the thread is to provide answers not get them. To wit: Beasley has a medial or anterior hyperextension or partial tear of something medical and doctory. This is a week to week injury that typically requires several hours of rehab maybe more. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, Xwnyer said: But many of the Internet doctors have him suffering spleen injury, ACA tear, torn meniscus, broken leg, and ever other stupid prognosis. The way he went down, I’m betting on the spleen. This is BAD! It did not end well for the Shah! 😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CincyBillsFan Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, Xwnyer said: But many of the Internet doctors have him suffering spleen injury, ACA tear, torn meniscus, broken leg, and ever other stupid prognosis. And don't forget a severe case of Gingivitus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, CincyBillsFan said: And don't forget a severe case of Gingivitus! That’s why Trent Murphy has been inactive so long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDubya76 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, CincyBillsFan said: And don't forget a severe case of Gingivitus! Cole has beautiful pearly whites there is no chance of gum disease. Dental hacks all of you!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{::'KayCeeS::} Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 BEST INJURY THREAD EVER 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: That’s why Trent Murphy has been inactive so long. I thought that was Halitosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Hapless Bills Fan said: I thought that was Halitosis. Gingers are, of course, more prone to gingivitis. Something to do with their immune system. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Augie said: The way he went down, I’m betting on the spleen. This is BAD! It did not end well for the Shah! 😱 Right?! One makes light of a spleen injury at their own peril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: Gingers are, of course, more prone to gingivitis. Something to do with their immune system. Right. They have an extra bone in their foot that makes them especially vulnerable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 42 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I thought that was Halitosis. 39 minutes ago, Kelly the Dog said: Gingers are, of course, more prone to gingivitis. Something to do with their immune system. I think it was multi factorial; halitosis, gingeritis, and a serious case of ineffectosis sans passrushious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) Guys, I know what happened to Cole. He heard the ladies complaining about his split ends, and decided to take a week off so he could go to Beverly Hills for that new hair infusion treatment with avocado, mayonnaise, and tea tree extracts. Edited January 1, 2021 by Draconator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) I have a small meniscus tear from beer league softball. Saw an ortho, he recommended some PT exercises and losing a few pounds, and I’m doing great. Ipso facto Bease is good to go for the playoffs. You’re welcome. Edited January 1, 2021 by jimmy10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight Hucklebuck Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Just now, jimmy10 said: I have a snall meniscus tear from beer league softball. Saw an ortho, he recommended some PT exercises and losing a few pounds, and I’m doing great. Ipso facto Bease is good to go for the playoffs. You’re welcome. What were the symptoms in the days after your injury occurred, because Beasley was quickly announced as week to week and is working with trainers now according to McDermott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinTheMagician Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 He has the Bee's knees. So that means he is good to go, Bee's knees is a good thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 6 hours ago, CincyBillsFan said: Wait I thought it was his spleen? Absolutely it’s his Spleen, it’s located under his kneecap... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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