Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Call_Of_Ktulu said: Its funny you bring this up because I started clapping after every play and we came back and won. I started doing it right after my game post of " I think we are still in this " and we came back and won. You better put your clappers on an exercise program so they last the season 2 hours ago, Nanker said: The Bills won the game because I went on a nature walk all day on Cuttyhunk island. I did “tape” the game though. Cuttyhunk Island here you come. No real-time watchin' for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I stopped watching. I went to check on my wife after we went down 16-0 and the next thing I know it's 16-3. I watched the rest from the updates on my wife's phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrb1979 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 They won cause the Jets didn't have an NFL kicker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Whenever my cat got on my lap, the Bills turned the ball over. Once I figured this out, I refused to let him get near me. He was perplexed, to say the least. I should mention that I watched the game on about a 2 hour delay. So the act of my cat getting onto my lap was somehow reaching back into the past and causing events to go poorly for the Bills. Metaphysically peculiar, no doubt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jrb1979 said: They won cause the Jets didn't have an NFL kicker. I will say that I have no idea how the Jets kicker made it through preseason. They must've just signed a soccer player with a strong leg and taught him to kick a football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, Jrb1979 said: They won cause the Jets didn't have an NFL kicker. oh really. it's not like they didn't have enough turnovers to over come missing an a kick or two. it's wasn't the kicker that lost the game for the jets. the entire team did. he didn't help, but it was a terrible showing by the jets offensively, and an outstanding performance by the bills defense. it's probably just easier to ignore that...isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Hix Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Because the Jets failed to get a kicker.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Because I was on my boat on the Chesapeake bay, Sassafras river to be accurate, followed the game on TSW, all I got to say is 64.9 % ? Go Bills!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 53 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said: No joke, took my sunglasses off my hat and gave them to my girl to put on top her hat and literally everything changed as it was late in the third. Told her my red sun glasses are now for her to wear every Sunday and my friends all said the same hahaha Poor girl has to look through your rose colored glasses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrb1979 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, teef said: oh really. it's not like they didn't have enough turnovers to over come missing an a kick or two. it's wasn't the kicker that lost the game for the jets. the entire team did. he didn't help, but it was a terrible showing by the jets offensively, and an outstanding performance by the bills defense. it's probably just easier to ignore that...isn't it? Its cause you drink light beer that's the real reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, Logic said: Whenever my cat got on my lap, the Bills turned the ball over. Once I figured this out, I refused to let him get near me. He was perplexed, to say the least. I should mention that I watched the game on about a 2 hour delay. So the act of my cat getting onto my lap was somehow reaching back into the past and causing events to go poorly for the Bills. Metaphysically peculiar, no doubt. This is epic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 33 minutes ago, Logic said: Whenever my cat got on my lap, the Bills turned the ball over. Once I figured this out, I refused to let him get near me. He was perplexed, to say the least. I should mention that I watched the game on about a 2 hour delay. So the act of my cat getting onto my lap was somehow reaching back into the past and causing events to go poorly for the Bills. Metaphysically peculiar, no doubt. Space Time Continuum (your cat made you think it was 2 hours later) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Just now, Jrb1979 said: Its cause you drink light beer that's the real reason. i do, but i didn't have any yesterday. maybe light beer makes the bills lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I wore my Bills' tee i bought when they played the Rams in LA back in 2015 (or was it 2016)...the Bills also did ma come from behind victory in that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I snuck onto the feild and kicked CJ Mosley in the groin. (You’re welcome) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 hours ago, ALLEN1QB said: Took off my bills shirt right before the comeback they won all because of me you're welcome pics plz? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Yesterday morning me and my boys went by the team hotel hoping for some autographs. They got bored quickly though and we ended up at a playground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I was at a BBQ and missed the first 3 quarters. Started watching in the 4th, sorry I almost let everyone down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Smoked a big joint halfway through the 3rd, thinking I don't want to remember this crap. What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 hours ago, BillsFan692 said: Took allen jersey off after half time... clearly superstitions are real! Thats funny, I ditched mine in the 3rd qtr to "mix it up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 My 8 month old daughter was getting fussy and I put her on my lap to hang out right towards the end of the 3rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I wore my Josh Allen jersey to the game. It's undefeated live 2-0, both 1 point victories engineered by a late 4th quarter drive by Josh (10/7 vs Tennessee 13-12 win was the other). I plan on wearing it this week to go to 3-0, but they better win by more than a point because I bet the Bills -2.5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I didn't watch the game, wore nothing Bills related. Only checked my phone a few times for score updates, didn't find out they won until my wife was checking FB and seeing @Joe in Winslow's post of nothing but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Logic said: Whenever my cat got on my lap, the Bills turned the ball over. Once I figured this out, I refused to let him get near me. He was perplexed, to say the least. I should mention that I watched the game on about a 2 hour delay. So the act of my cat getting onto my lap was somehow reaching back into the past and causing events to go poorly for the Bills. Metaphysically peculiar, no doubt. is your cat named schrodinger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Stuck pins in my vedvik voodoo dolls leg Thank me now ... Or later Whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Gugny said: NON-FOOTBALL RELATED ANSWERS. What did YOU do yesterday that helped the Bills win the game? Late in the game, on Jets 3rd downs, every time I blew my train whistle, the Bills got the stop. Kept thanking the Lord that the Bills were playing a team that couldn't take advantage of the turnover margin. Also, as much as I am skeptical that Josh will ever be more than average, I literally thanked the man upstairs that we have Josh Allen and not Darnold or Rosen ! GO BILLS ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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