Another Fan Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all. There are people I’ve met though that would already have some type of judgment based on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 i'm told i'm definitely a Gemini. glad to hear i'm obeying these important commands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 (edited) Kinda. Chinese. I was born in year of Monkey. 1968. Son... Year of Cat/Tiger... 1998. Boy do we clash, act opposite! ? But the monkey always outwits the tiger! ? Anyway, I am an Aquarius. 12 minutes ago, Another Fan said: I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all. There are people I’ve met though that would already have some type of judgment based on that Here is some "Scorpio Rising" via 10,000 Maniacs: Edited August 30, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Year of the horse, also told i'm definitely a horse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, row_33 said: i'm told i'm definitely a Gemini. glad to hear i'm obeying these important commands My son is Gemini, are you 1st born. Both wife and daughter, Aries. 2 minutes ago, row_33 said: Year of the horse, also told i'm definitely a horse LoL... I am told I am a total monkey... Haven't you always wanted a mon-keeey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Pisces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 (edited) depends on how the person "into it" looks? i can be flexible at times. 47 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: My son is Gemini, are you 1st born. Both wife and daughter, Aries. LoL... I am told I am a total monkey... Haven't you always wanted a mon-keeey? sad or amusing thing is i do fit the "official" definitions of Gemini and horse..... and no, I am nowhere close to most of the other definitions for those who like to say everyone can fit into anything..... and totally an INTP Edited August 30, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 My wife’s idiot friend who is approaching 40 wanted to get her zodiac sign (cancer) tattooed on her lower back. Now she has a sideways “69” tramp stamp. Dumbass ? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Pisces @DC Tom I'm a Pisces also (NOT my picture). My horoscope this week and month turns out to be freakishly accurate based on real-life events. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife’s idiot friend who is approaching 40 wanted to get her zodiac sign (cancer) tattooed on her lower back. Now she has a sideways “69” tramp stamp. Dumbass ? Too funny... This is why focus groups were invented. Sometimes the obvious is missed! https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB856407718986262500 (1997) "STOUGHTON, Mass. -- Reebok InternationalLtd. admits it could use a good dictionary. After complaints from consumers and media attention, Reebok apologized for naming one of its sneakers "Incubus" and said it was urging retailers to black out the name on boxes and labels identifying the shoe. The name doesn't appear on the shoe itself. An incubus, according to medieval legend, is a demon that has sex with sleeping women. ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I'm an Ophiuchus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I'm an Ophiuchus. You don't strike me as a snake-handler...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I had a co-worker that scoffed at any mention of God or religion. Would go on your typical atheist rants about sky fairs, and not needing fairy tails to live her life. But took this bull sh!t very seriously. Like, she refused to date people who were certain signs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 What's a zodiac and where do I sign ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Another Fan said: I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all. There are people I’ve met though that would already have some type of judgment based on that Me too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Oh absolutely. Everything is written in the stars. It's incredible how accurate horoscopes are. Anyone who doesn't pay attention to astrology is foolish. It should be considered a science. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I used to believe in astrology, but my personal psychic told me it was silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 hour ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: I had a co-worker that scoffed at any mention of God or religion. Would go on your typical atheist rants about sky fairs, and not needing fairy tails to live her life. But took this bull sh!t very seriously. Like, she refused to date people who were certain signs. My wife's late grandmother was ultra-religious (Methodist, teetotaler, WCTU - the whole nine yards) and also highly superstitious about certain things. She wouldn't adopt a black cat, refused to seat 13 people at a table, wouldn't walk under a ladder, etc. My mother-in--law (also very religious) once said, "I don't understand how a religious person could be so superstitious." Hmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted August 30, 2019 Author Share Posted August 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Oh absolutely. Everything is written in the stars. It's incredible how accurate horoscopes are. Anyone who doesn't pay attention to astrology is foolish. It should be considered a science. You being serious? I’m confused. Perhaps a sign of Scorpios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I pay attention to the signs but ignore the symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: I had a co-worker that scoffed at any mention of God or religion. Would go on your typical atheist rants about sky fairs, and not needing fairy tails to live her life. But took this bull sh!t very seriously. Like, she refused to date people who were certain signs. Maybe she just wasn’t into you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My wife’s idiot friend who is approaching 40 wanted to get her zodiac sign (cancer) tattooed on her lower back. Now she has a sideways “69” tramp stamp. Dumbass ? About 35-40 years ago worked with a gal that wanted a Scorpion tattooed on her hip because the band The Scorpions are cool and they'll be around for a long time. Everybody talked her out of it by telling her does she want to be a 65 year old with a scorpion on her ass? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Maybe she just wasn’t into you. Or maybe she’s sticking needles in his little doll? She took those signs and that little doll seriously! BEWARE! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Another Fan said: I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all. There are people I’ve met though that would already have some type of judgment based on that I'm a Scorpio, as well. The most compatible sign for Scorpio male is a Cancer female. My wife is a Cancer and we get along famously. Perhaps it is just happenstance, but I tend to think that there is some inherent magic in astrology. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I don't think they ever caught that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 For fun and amusement, yeah. And it is almost spooky at how well people fit into their profiles. But I know its all coincidence, generalization, and our basic lizard brains desperate to find patter in the chaos of life. There's absolutely no science to it. Of course, I pissed my wife off last week when I said exactly that. So whatever... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I barely pay attention to stop signs. I think of them as more of a suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 hour ago, DrDawkinstein said: our basic lizard brains desperate to find patter in the chaos of life. This motivates most of our world! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Not now but growing up it was one of the things I would read in the newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, Another Fan said: I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all How do you know you're a Scorpio? Because you looked at a chart based on your birthday. My birthday straddles two signs. Depending which chart you look at, my birthday falls under a different sign. Would you trust a system that claims to predict the future but cannot agree on the past? Edited August 31, 2019 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 22 hours ago, Another Fan said: I know I’m a Scorpio that’s about all. There are people I’ve met though that would already have some type of judgment based on that Those people are racists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 13 hours ago, The Plastic Cup said: This motivates most of our world! Very very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 1:13 PM, DC Tom said: I'm an Ophiuchus. Oh, a snake handler. Must be in great demand in DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 I am an Ox (Chinese) and Libra and both fit me very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony P Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 1:13 PM, DC Tom said: I'm an Ophiuchus. Because of you, I'm no longer a Pisces and am now an Aquarius. So...have all of those ultra-correct things about me as a Pisces all been REALLY wrong 'cause I've always been an Aquarius??? ? There are really 13 astrological signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I'm not really in the market for a boat, but this one caught my eye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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