Punching Bag Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/joe-montanas-500-acre-napa-valley-estate-listed-for-dollar29-million/ar-AAE8Jna?ocid=ientp The property on the border of Sonoma and Napa counties was previously listed in 2009 by the Niner great for a poetic price of $49 million, before the Montanas took it off the market. The property produces olive oil not coffee so cup of joe not included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Ehhh, it’s OK but I’d hate to “settle” on something like that. Maybe they will drop it another $20 mil and I can think of it as a little fixer upper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Romes Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 This real estate is way overpriced. If he’s thinks he can increase the value of property by attaching his name to it I hope it works for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) Maybe he's tired of the insane California taxes and their festering rot of society. If so, it's a safe bet he's not moving to Andrew Cuomo's security blanket called N.Y.C. Edited July 11, 2019 by I am the egg man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, Augie said: Ehhh, it’s OK but I’d hate to “settle” on something like that. Maybe they will drop it another $20 mil and I can think of it as a little fixer upper. The price will take care if itself after the next 7.5 quake hits NorCal - and then it truly will be a ‘fixer-upper’! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Senator said: The price will take care if itself after the next 7.5 quake hits NorCal - and then it truly will be a ‘fixer-upper’! . It could be oceanfront! .....or it could be in the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 35 minutes ago, Charles Romes said: This real estate is way overpriced. If he’s thinks he can increase the value of property by attaching his name to it I hope it works for him. Only overpriced if nobody buys it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 What a dump. Who would want to live there? Maybe I'll offer $49 as a symbolic gesture. Looks move in ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Dear God. Can you imagine the cost of the upkeep on that place, let alone the property taxes? The $49,000,000 price tag must have been furnished. The $29,000,000 tag is where the only thing left is the light bulbs. Then you get to spend the other $20,000,000 redecorating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 And this has what to do with actual football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Charles Romes said: This real estate is way overpriced. If he’s thinks he can increase the value of property by attaching his name to it I hope it works for him. Whataya mean! You telling me I got duped into buying Jon Voight's LeBaron? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Limeaid said: http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/joe-montanas-500-acre-napa-valley-estate-listed-for-dollar29-million/ar-AAE8Jna?ocid=ientp The property produces olive oil not coffee so cup of joe not included. Please don't tell my wife... She wants to be reincarnated as an olive tree. /smh Sorry Honey... We can't afford it! Where the hell do you find people with crazy ideas like that! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 That's not how Joe lives, trust me. Oh. Wrong joe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 29 million and I didn't see one TV in that ***** hole. Pass for me. Wonder why he's selling, Joint Juice commercials not cutting it anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Whataya mean! You telling me I got duped into buying Jon Voight's LeBaron? You don't have a LeBaron Freddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 It’s not my style but it’s very nicely done. I’m surprised it isn’t valued at more than $29m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 what a beautiful piece of property. i'd stroll around there with my pants off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Depends on how well the winery does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Looks awesome. But then I'd have to live in California... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, teef said: what a beautiful piece of property. i'd stroll around there with my pants off. I would have to upgrade from my current binoculars to a baby Hubble telescope to continue peeping on you... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobillsatthebeach Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 17 hours ago, I am the egg man said: Maybe he's tired of the insane California taxes and their festering rot of society. If so, it's a safe bet he's not moving to Andrew Cuomo's security blanket called N.Y.C. He lives in San Francisco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 hours ago, teef said: what a beautiful piece of property. i'd stroll around there with my pants off. the Lexington Avenue subway line not good enough for you no more? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capco Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I like it. The style is a bit heavy, but I have enough of a love of history to dig it. I prefer more modern, clean, and sleek designs and style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Pass. The architecture is so tacky. I can do way better. I turned down Kate Upton back in the day. She wanted to date me but I can do better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 i'd break something real valuable every day there crashing around 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Can only imagine what the taxes are on that place probably a big reason why he's selling out !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, T master said: Can only imagine what the taxes are on that place probably a big reason why he's selling out !! Taxes & general upkeep would cost a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Bills Blue Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 hour ago, billsfanmiami(oh) said: Taxes & general upkeep would cost a fortune. Yeah - cool that they make their own olive oil though. 3500 bottle wine cellar and a tasting room. Seems like a cool place but not a place to live all the time - and for that amount i feel like you need to be a lot wealthier to afford this kind of estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 On 7/10/2019 at 11:30 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Whataya mean! You telling me I got duped into buying Jon Voight's LeBaron? The periodontist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLbills Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) It's only a 3br, I mean, if it were a 4br then it'd be worth it. Kind of a deal breaker if you ask me. ? ? Edited July 16, 2019 by FLbills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Costa Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 12 hours ago, LSHMEAB said: The periodontist? ????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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