Mike in Horseheads Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) Jeremy ConnVerified account @JeremyConn1057 3m3 minutes ago Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/ Edited May 22, 2019 by Mike in Horseheads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Do these drugs travel through iPhone screens?!? I swear the picture of the perp is an alien! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 22, 2019 Author Share Posted May 22, 2019 I was hoping he was still in costume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this. things that make you go hmmmmmmmm 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 None of these 79 figured that e.t. should be flying a saucer, and not driving a Peterbilt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this. things that make you go hmmmmmmmm He couldn't decide if this one fit under "Life Gets Tougher Everyday" or "Would Ya?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I bet @Deranged Rhino will quickly point out there is no submarine involved. THAT underwater stuff is for real! If I looked like that guy, no telling what I might do! He’s one handsome dude, probably gives him a sense of privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 36 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this. things that make you go hmmmmmmmm You’re out of jail? Isn’t that you in the picture? You do look mighty alien like. Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: You’re out of jail? Isn’t that you in the picture? You do look mighty alien like. Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?” I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. Yikes .... colonoscopies for all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Yikes .... colonoscopies for all... If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you! ? Let’s just say, anesthesia is preferred. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you! ? If? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: If? He may NOT catch me! I zig and zag wildly when I stumble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: He may NOT catch me! I zig and zag wildly when I stumble! Yeah I realized the qualifying word "catch" after my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 52 minutes ago, Augie said: I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. May explain Beto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, KD in CA said: He couldn't decide if this one fit under "Life Gets Tougher Everyday" or "Would Ya?" Would ya? https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-woman-driver-man-blew-red-light-service-arrested-20190522-dkw6q637qzhl7gvuafqx7kodlm-story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said "I ? Uranus" It wasn't in Texas, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said "I ? Uranus" It wasn't in Texas, though. Mountana ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Mountana ? Heading south on I-355, just outside of Chicago. I figured he's either an astronomer or a proctologist. Edited May 23, 2019 by WhoTom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Jeremy ConnVerified account @JeremyConn1057 3m3 minutes ago Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/ Who's the one sicko that gave you a laugh for this? If I had guess... Betcha it was the @ShadyBillsFan character! /smh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ Wow! @Mike in Horseheads spreading FakeNews®...That's a shock. I'd report him if I were you. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: None of these 79 figured that e.t. should be flying a saucer, and not driving a Peterbilt? So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. Well, that explains the Cardinals’ woes...at least, some of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ I don't think there is such a thing as an, "Anal Probe Subscription." But if there was, I can name at least 7 TBDers off the top of my head, who would have Gold Memberships. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 23, 2019 Author Share Posted May 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ I just report the news I don't write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I don't think there is such a thing as an, "Anal Probe Subscription." But if there was, I can name at least 7 TBDers off the top of my head, who would have Gold Memberships. I think this deserves a thread of its own, including the requisite ‘vote for which 7 you think Guggles means’...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Everyone needs a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 14 hours ago, Augie said: If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you! ? Let’s just say, anesthesia is preferred. So, you have met the “Deliverence” boys, @BringBackFergy & @CountryCletus ? I hope that they at least exchanged numbers with you afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: So, you have met the “Deliverence” boys, @BringBackFergy & @CountryCletus ? I hope that they at least exchanged numbers with you afterwards. @Augie sure do have a puurty mouf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Yes and No, it's not actually true, but they tell you it's not true Quote World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle. 12 hours ago, Boca BIlls said: Fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Maybe he’s one of the space pirates that Texas Senator Ted Cruz is worried about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: @Augie sure do have a puurty mouf Squeal like a pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Build the wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Make him the official BORDER TROLL! Problem not solved, but maybe slowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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