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"Alien" Anally Probes 79 in Texas

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Jeremy ConnVerified account @JeremyConn1057 3m3 minutes ago

 
 

Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

 

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Do these drugs travel through iPhone screens?!?  I swear the picture of the perp is an alien!

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Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this.

 

things that make you go hmmmmmmmm

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None of these 79 figured that e.t. should be flying a saucer, and not driving a Peterbilt?

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2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this.

 

things that make you go hmmmmmmmm

 

He couldn't decide if this one fit under "Life Gets Tougher Everyday" or "Would Ya?"

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I bet @Deranged Rhino will quickly point out there is no submarine involved. THAT underwater stuff is for real! 

 

If I looked like that guy, no telling what I might do! He’s one handsome dude, probably gives him a sense of privilege. 

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36 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this.

 

things that make you go hmmmmmmmm

 

 

You’re out of jail?  Isn’t that you in the picture?  You do look mighty alien like.  Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?”

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8 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

You’re out of jail?  Isn’t that you in the picture?  You do look mighty alien like.  Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?”

 

I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. 

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. 

 

 

Yikes .... colonoscopies for all... 

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23 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Yikes .... colonoscopies for all... 

 

If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you!   😳

 

Let’s just say, anesthesia is preferred. 

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6 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you!   😳

 

 

If?  

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2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

 

If?  

He may NOT catch me! I zig and zag wildly when I stumble! 

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

He may NOT catch me! I zig and zag wildly when I stumble! 

 

Yeah I realized the qualifying word "catch" after my post.  

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52 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. 

May explain Beto.

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Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said "I 🖤 Uranus"

 

It wasn't in Texas, though.

 

88_carousel_uranus.jpg

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2 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said "I 🖤 Uranus"

 

It wasn't in Texas, though.

 

88_carousel_uranus.jpg

 

 

Mountana ?

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5 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

 

Mountana ?

 

Heading south on I-355, just outside of Chicago. I figured he's either an astronomer or a proctologist.

 

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6 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Who's the one sicko that gave you a laugh for this?

 

If I had guess... Betcha it was the @ShadyBillsFan character!

 

/smh...

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12 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

None of these 79 figured that e.t. should be flying a saucer, and not driving a Peterbilt?

So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. 

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32 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. 

Well, that explains the Cardinals’ woes...at least, some of them.

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