Lurker Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 3 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Definitely, ask 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 A Panda walks into a bar.... Orders a burger and beer from the waiter. After finishing his meal the waiter asks if he enjoyed the burger. The Panda stands up, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and begins to walk out. The bartender screams at him, hey why did you kill my waiter and just walk out. Panda says, that is what I do, look it up. Bartender Google's panda...sure enough it reads.... Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Niagara Bill said: Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"! Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I love the smell of irony in the morning... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) Can you stop this bus to let my friend *****? i guess using 'Jack' and 'off' is verbotten even with a space in between 55 minutes ago, The Avenger said: Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! Edited July 16, 2020 by The Poojer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 7:20 AM, Niagara Bill said: A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a beer Bartender says " ok, I will serve you but don't start anything" A dyslexic man walks into a bra......budda boom Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dog. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 16 hours ago, Warcodered said: I have the shirt the father wears. Have an adult daughter too but she does not look like her. I do not have a nail gun. 2 hours ago, T&C said: Does he have incentive clauses either for helmet hits or bail bonds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 https://i.imgur.com/JQ7GS9v.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 9:20 AM, WhoTom said: West Virginia??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/16/2020 at 7:32 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) Let’s eat, grandpa! Let’s eat grandpa! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) Alternatives: "Wanna see my humbuckers?" "Check out my whammy bar!" Edited July 18, 2020 by WhoTom 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 I was ROTF Omg ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: I was ROTF Omg ? ? It has been widely speculated that this was the night that cemented Trump’s resolve to run for president. He was so angry over being embarrassed by President Obama in front of a room full of people laughing at his expense that he decided on the car ride home that he would get his revenge by getting himself elected POTUS. Edited July 19, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: It has been widely speculated that this was the night that cemented Trump’s resolve to run for president. He was so angry over being embarrassed by President Obama in front of a room full of people laughing at his expense that he decided on the car ride home that he would get his revenge by getting himself elected POTUS. [Sigh] Thanks, Obama. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, WhoTom said: [Sigh] Thanks, Obama. ? Yeah, I’ll bet he wishes he could have a do-over of that night. Funny how history hinges on decisions made one way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B-Man Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 While golfing, a man accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive female golfer who lived in a villa on the course heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?" "I'm okay, thanks," he replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart. "Why don't you come up to my villa, rest for a while, have some drinks and I'll help you get the cart up later.” He noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on now", she insisted. She was beautiful and very persuasive. "Well, okay," he finally agreed, "However, I'm sure my wife won't like it." After a couple of glasses of Scotch, he thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while, she won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still under the cart, I suppose." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) This is a real apartment complex in Madison WI. Edited July 22, 2020 by WhoTom 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Sounds like a trap get out of there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 True fact - Before the crowbar was invented, most crows (wait for it) drank at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 5 hours ago, LewPort71 said: LOL! When I read the first part, I thought the next line was going to be "Blue cheese or Ranch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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